Whatever

[thepotishot]

The thing that gives you a thing, is also given by the thing that it gave.

[thepotishot]

I am feeling the need to rewatch outlander, it’s my loneliness comfort show. Which is weird because it’s very straight and I am very much not.

[thepotishot]

Yoooo I just remembered a conversation that occurred between me and my mother and that’s how it went:

Me: can we get a dog?

Her: no when you have a husband and a house of your own you can get whatever you want. (Which is stupid because I can have a house of my own without having to get married)

Me: ew I am never gonna marry any man.

Sooo yeah my mother pretty much knows that I am gay and she’s playing it dumb.

[thepotishot]

Update. I live with my dad now and I have a dog and 2 cats. Yes I don’t live on my own yet, but use them until you break free from them. Not the pets but the parents.

[thepotishot]

Recently I heard that a classmate of mine from school, published a book. A full ass Arabic book. Do you know how hard that must have been. I am honestly happy for her. If anyone from my school deserved it, it would be her. Even though I was kinda of an outcast in school, she was one of few people who were genuinely nice to me. So, I hope the best for her.

[thepotishot]

I am sitting beside my dad and tiktok really decided to “DO YOU ACTUALLY LIKE ROUGH SEX”. Thanks tiktok.

[thepotishot]

Oh and let’s not forget about the “GAY NEWS” dude. He almost outed me more time than I can count.

[thepotishot]

I am sitting beside my dad and tiktok really decided to “DO YOU ACTUALLY LIKE ROUGH SEX”. Thanks tiktok.

[thepotishot]

Just HOW

[thepotishot]

I got high for the first time yesterday. And I was smoking something that is stronger than weed, it’s called hashish. And I smoked a whole ass joint. Because I am an idiot, and I was literally a lagging computer for the whole night.

[thepotishot]

Ummmmm who wants their hands to smell like morning breath.

[thepotishot]

Animals surprise me with their intelligence sometimes. So I have two cats, one is a fluff ball (but still chunky), and one is a kitten. So the kitten comes and goes out of my room throughout the space underneath the door, and the big one never tried to do so before. But right now by observing the little one doing it, he tried to wiggle himself through it. He didn’t make it of course but like A for effort.

[thepotishot]

I am sick of this. I can’t sleep. And when I finally do, it’s too late and I over sleep and miss my classes. But the thing is even when I over sleep I still wake up early, like an hour or so after my class. So for example, I finally fall asleep at like 5 am, bare in my mind I have a class at 8 am that I have to wake up for like an hour earlier, and then I wake up at 9 am. Like FUCK, I missed my class and I didn’t get any sleep. And the cycle goes on.

[thefakeoriginal]

[naiveasf]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK

[thepotishot]

Most of the shows that are ending these days, I have been watching them growing up. It’s weird to see something through from it’s beginning to it’s end. Take Lucifer for example, that show came out when I was 14 and now it’s ending and I am almost 20. They’re just 6 years in the grand scheme, but for me these 6 years were the ones that I ‘self actualized' might I say. So these ‘stupid’ shows were part of making me who I am today.

[brainscrewz]

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

[anxietyproblem]

[kalichnikov]

[mspaintly]

[surprisebitch]

this was so wild

[camille-the-space-ghost]

Someone explain

[thefirstanomally]

The first sentence says 32 and 13 implying that the speaker is 32 years old and their girlfriend is 13 years old, which is both highly inappropriate and illegal. The next sentence reveals the speaker was talking about their game levels, not their ages, which is perfectly okay.

In their reply to the audience they then say they are picking her up from middle school, again implying that their girlfriend is underage, but quickly state she’s grading papers letting us know she’s a teacher, definitely an adult, and there no reason to be upset.

The rollercoaster gif portrays how switching from upset and worried to relieved in such a short period of time feels emotionally.

The next meme shows the guy panicking from misunderstanding, then feeling relieved and calm realizing the truth, only to panic over the next misunderstanding and then calm again when hearing the end.

[amishsicario]

[yd12k]

the above explanation is followed by a picture of data from star trek with a speech bubble's tail coming out of him, implying he's the one saying all of that, which is humerous because the above text is written in a style similar to his speech patterns, and with a subject matter he would enjoy

[spiral-dragon-king]