m :)

I have no clue what I’m doing here

[wishuponastarion]

"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident

[acelessthan3]

Still collecting the full alphabet of the “live, laugh, love” variants if anyone has some good examples.

Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”

[dhegdheer]

compilation of the comments’ best hits + some of mine own.

[deseos-de-la-via-lactea]

source

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

Tell that to the judge

[strange-aeons]

what would you name your cats if they didn’t have the names they have now?

Honestly we never considered any other names for them so I’m not sure.

That being said, they do both have horrible alternate names which haunt me. The original names given to them as sort of place holder names by the breeders.

My I re-introduce you to my beautiful sons — Unicorn and Michael

[thepredat0rywasp]

Michael sounds like something I’d name my cat honestly 👉👈

[catchymemes]

[thepredat0rywasp]

Maybe this is what I’ll end up like lol

[animatedtext]

[thepredat0rywasp]

Last night I finally grew the balls to tell my dad I wasn’t feeling great.

GUESS WHOS GOING TO THERAPY TOMORROW 🥳🥳😭😭

[toxicbutchyaoi]

not a man or a woman but a secret third thing (dyke)

[thepredat0rywasp]

lately

[pointnclick]

When the GPS lady tells me to make a U-turn I do it no matter what. I'll do anything women ask of me

[aflo]

[thepredat0rywasp]

me when the homo womo

[geniusoflove]

going thru another phase where im convinced im the most disgusting looking person on earth

[thepredat0rywasp]

me but everyday

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

ive been wanting to get into living what do you guys recommend for a beginner

[siberiannette-deactivated202301]

i'm like a bored insane housewife but i'm not married.

[rahabq-deactivated20230110]

[cherrydiaryblog]

[thepredat0rywasp]

yasssss

[abernathyvalois]

dude i want to tear him apart limb by limb and eat him like rip him into shreds like i’m ripping into a rotisserie chicken and devour this boy

[konoko]