[valtsv]

i'm losing my mind at the uk's official, government-approved slogan for keeping restaurants in business

[theprettiestalphaofall]

I have come out of Tumblr hibernation purely to say I will HAPPILY eat pussy for the good of mankind.

[do-turtles-have-feelings]

[maxximonstre]

[mysharona1987]

[s-p-a-n]

THERE’S A HORSE…

LOOSE IN THE HOSPITAL!

[just-positivity-stuff]

[above-average-gravy-deactivated]

Gender-neutral abuse awareness? On this hellsite? Nice. 👏👏👏

[fuckurapproval]

right? that’s what i said…

[missrampage]

[sharkboxes]

[bowtiefox]

[butim-justharry-deactivated2019]

I really really love the play dumb “Who’s Morales?” not that dumb!!! scene from Into the Spider Verse bc it really just proves that Chaotic Dumbass energy is Essential to being a Spider-Person

[hydrogen-by-moon-deactivated201]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[powerfulwizard]

british people: none of you know how huge england is! it takes so long to get anywhere. it takes me 5 minutes to get to work everyday! i haven’t seen my wife and children in 30 years because it takes 10 whole minutes to drive to them.

the rest of the world:

[bunieboo]

Y’all don’t understand how fucking funny this is

[topmeladies]

A man calling me sweetheart, babe or baby:

A girl calling me sweetheart, babe or baby:

[valtsv]

not to glorify the early years tumblr hellscape but this site was infinitely better when you could block anon hate and then immediately find out who was sending it by checking your blocklist and i for one propose that we bring that back. no rights for cowards.

[retrogamingblog]

A local newspaper got duped by fanart and reported that Pokemon Gun is coming to the switch  😂

[hol-ohcene]

[lesbianshepard]

the frozen 2 trailer is so crazy. like ignoring the whole it’s frozen thing b/c i dont really care its just so weird to see that ocean/beach rendering and animation look so cool and then fucking elsa runs out in her bright blue dress and it’s like….she doesn’t belong….the dissonance between the two is jarring. 

[lesbianshepard]

lower quality but same energy