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i forget this yik yak from my former college isnt like a viral meme because i say it so fucking much. trying not to shidfart my panta

theprincessofabsolutelynothing

Me too but I say “97 Replies” when someone responds to something I said with something else seemingly completely unrelated

#yik yak #yall remember yik yak?#I only had it my freshman year of college and im honestly sure if it has been around longer than that?#old social media is wild #personal

if I every need reminding that stories do not resonate the same way for everyone, I just need to think about me trying to stay quiet while absolutely sobbing because I didn’t want to wake up my sister after she fell ASLEEP in the middle of us watching Everything Everywhere All At Once

#and she was the one who suggested watching it!!#and then she kept saying #I don’t get it #eeaao #like I can’t promise you are gonna totally understand it in the end but actually watching it might help #meanwhile I’m becoming emotionally unstable about bagels

#yellowjackets #almost watched all of Yellowjackets but actually I have only seen half of Yellowjackets

#pets #personal

skarabrae-stone

#shakespeare

BEHOLD

THE CREATURE!

#ready stance at the ready #dog #kind of dog at least #personal

feyarcher

I have seen a lot of JD Vance killing the pope jokes and would like to propose my definitely more likely alternative:

The pope was already dead, but none of the cardinals wanted to have to meet with Vance themselves, so they just did a Weekend at Bernie's and then announced the death later.

theprincessofabsolutelynothing

actually had a similar but rival theory

#pope francis #jd vance #I’ve never seen weekend at Bernie’s #but I’m glad that we all understand its value

The other day I brought up The Muppets while talking to my 10 year old nephew, realized he may not be familiar with who they were, and so I asked him. And with all the confidence in the world he said “Yeah, like Hermit the Crab.”

#guys I literally screamed #HERMIT THE CRAB???#the muppets #I know the kids today are being deprived but holy shit

Trying to see if my dog just comes from natural crybabies and