if Matthew McConaughey was a *courtroom clerk* but go off I guess
Amazing
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Show & Tell
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will byers stan first human second
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NASA
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
noise dept.

if i look back, i am lost

Origami Around
trying on a metaphor

JVL
almost home
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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@thepropensitybox
if Matthew McConaughey was a *courtroom clerk* but go off I guess
Amazing
new jobs are fun
OMG — my life in a nutshell
reaching for my dreams and goals like
Reading pro se briefs like . . .
The First Year Of Practice Post-Law School
When opposing counsel brings up legislative history, but the plain language of the statute is clear and unambiguous
Hey hey hey
Being a litigator is an anxiety cocktail heyhey hey
When opposing counsel is reeeaaally attractive
Time to play “chapter in my textbook or chapter in my life?”
Sunday Nights
Me: *flips off light and gets in bed* Ok, gotta get some sleep so I can get up for work in the morning My Brain: gameofthronesgameofthronesgameof thronesgameofthronesgameofthronesgameofthronesgameofthronesgameofthronesgameofthronesgameofthronesgameofthronesgameofthronesgameofthronesgameofthronesgameofthronesgameofthronesgameofthronesgameofthronesgameofthronesgameofthronesgameofthronesgameofthronesgameofthronesgameofthronesgameofthronesgameofthrones
Feel like wildly uninformed men are trying to get into your uterus? The “Mythcrashers” are here to sort fact from fiction
watching trump slowly figure out what the presidency actually entails is a lot like what i imagine gilderoy lockhart looked like when the hogwarts teachers called his bluff and sent him into the chamber of secrets
I can’t stop laughing at how true this post is
Fox news just @ me next time
Reblog if you are an alpha woman who are unable to love, you support alpha women who are unable to love, or you just laughed really hard at the article title
Piers Morgan fell right into JK Rowling’s self-drag trap
This is fantastic