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normal kid: i wish i had an xbox
timmy turner: i wish the civil war didnt happen so i wouldnt have to write this paper
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in my junior year I ran out of pencils and pens and had to use markers and not the good kind either. they were those ones that bled through the paper and then dried out after an hour of use. anyway the school board wasn’t happy and the case ended up going to my state’s supreme court. I won, of course, and I was allowed to use terrible markers the rest of my junior and senior years so yes I would consider myself a republican
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