Pudgy Stuff

Hello I'm Kate. A 33 year old asexual panromantic. She/her/they. Loves D&D and bellies

[dykonicdiva]

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

[dogpuppy]

[cute-catts]

[taxidermycanine]

sniffs you sniffs you sniffs you sniffs you sniffs you sniffs you sniffs you licks you sniffs you

[elodieunderglass]

Must've been hard as hell in the day-to-day

[elodieunderglass]

Frodo: I just felt like I was really locked in … idk

Sam:

[elodieunderglass]

Getting notes on this post is like …. Girls you might be in burnout. Sorry I can’t help. 😘 though

[damazcuz]

(Smiling fondly at nothing) puppy music school..... puppy music school.

[damazcuz]

Even puppy can learn music.

[damazcuz]

Literally it's puppy music school.

[elegybeatty]

@koth-harvest-final

[dreamlogic]

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

[polarity-disturbed]

"We know it looks like a butt plug, just drink the water, it's hot outside"

Seriously though he's right, stay hydrated

[cryoverkiltmilk]

"Fill up," he says.

[pokemonunderground]

Unlicensed Pokémon mugs.

Source: xenonibs on Reddit

[anchovy]

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

[anchovy]

I’m so fucked

[animentality]

[isotridecanol]

[beggars-opera]

Mitch McConnell's pr team right now:

[aflo]

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

[importantpics]

[tlaquetzqui]

“Sir, I am the manager, now what is your complaint?”

[sandmandaddy69]

[babyanimalgifs]

Little fish eats his foods 

(Source)

[bunigojade]

[aflo]

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

[identifying-fish-in-posts]

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

[duke-of-fire]

[splickedylit]

His Foods :) 👍

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[sceptixfakemon]

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

[sceptixfakemon]

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!