Touplay on Words

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[just-shower-thoughts]

Do Deaf people understand puns? Are there some combinations of sign language which are hilariously ambigious?

[mad-yet-glad]

Signing the word milk when moving it pas your eyes is “pasteurized milk” (past your eyes milk)

[mugasofer]

That’s appalling. Have a like.

[worddevourer]

There once was a singer of old, Who then broke away from the fold, He won’t give you up, He won’t let you down, In a word you have been limerick-rolled.

[dr-archeville]

How dare you make me read this with my own two eyes…

[thewafflemonster]

You know how there’s a theory that no two people see a colour the exact same way.

Does that mean colour is like

a pigment of your imagination.

[distresseddeernoise]

YOU FUCKING DIDN’T

[nitro-the-fox]

Huehuehue

[cthulhu-with-a-fez]

#even that fucking laugh is a pun #i hate you all

[gay-flat-major]

Me, a space cowboy: what in starnation??

[cupcakelogic]

garlick

[mybloodyicecream]

[aspiringdoctors-blog]

Dyingggggg

[punbandit]

Part of me wants to save this for a Punday, but no.

[psych2go]

Sweet, there’s a Freud one in here ;)

[manslauter-er]

@copperbadge

[copperbadge]

I do love me a good string of silly jokes. 

[thepunsters]

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[jupiterchai]

so i opened up my phonetics the other day and

i still cant stop crying

[badsciencejokes]

When a plant is sad, what do other plants do? 

Photosympathize.

[dennys]

[theraindeerking]

Pure bread

[ollivandiers]

What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

[benedryl-cumberbund]

What?

[ollivandiers]

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

[bsidez]

delete this

[worldsingers]

holy shit

[thewafflemonster]

You know how there’s a theory that no two people see a colour the exact same way.

Does that mean colour is like

a pigment of your imagination.

[distresseddeernoise]

YOU FUCKING DIDN’T

[nitro-the-fox]

Huehuehue

[cthulhu-with-a-fez]

#even that fucking laugh is a pun #i hate you all

[thepunsters]

talk about off-color jokes

[kansass-deactivated20230224]

Graaaaains lol

[mothbug-deactivated20200626]

driving my best friend to an untimely death one pun at a time

[tastefullyoffensive]

Punny Illustrations by Arseniic (Deviant Art) (Tumblr) Related: Cute and Funny Illustrations by Jaco Haasbroek

[sangatsunolion-deactivated20171]

a fly just flew into one of my laptops ports and hasnt come out yet

[tittyturtles]

Did you try de-bugging?

[sangatsunolion-deactivated20171]

shut the hell your mouth

[fruitandfitspo]

[deathmoth-deactivated20181229]

this skeleton is an asshole

[australopithecusrex]

skeleton comics = my fave