The Pun Bandit

There is a thin line between word and world. Always be ready for a bit of worldplay. I send puns to adulthoodisokay.

[fan-troll]

this pepper is way too small

[direhuman]

can you please put a little blanket or a tiny sweater on him

[direhuman]

because he’s a little chili

[specialbored]

[aokamidu-deactivated20161031]

[obi-one-drop]

@keranos-god-of-storm-crows

[raalsu-blog]

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

People with glass violins shouldn’t throw rock concerts

[fuckaspunk]

When the experts disagree it can cause some

Science Friction

[quantumpsychiatrist]

Fuck the idea that you can’t engage in sex acts with abstract concepts.

[whythebigpaws]

this is a pun but I was 100% ready to accept this post at face value

[flowhry-deactivated20200705]

no books were harmed in the making of these puns

[trouserweasel]

[dduane]

Via my buddy Jette Goldie at Facebook.

[ultralaser]

quality content

[therustyskull]

Wow, spring is just around the corner!

[adulthoodisokay]

Wow, spring is just around the corner!

[punbandit]

Wow, spring is just around the corner!

[geopsum]

I really hope they got her drift.

[cretaceous-wanderings]

I guess that’s why they have so many plates.

[theunquietworld]

if anyone is curious how I’m utilizing my English degree in the office

Supposedly there’s a bipartisan push in the senate to legalize marijuana for arthritic therapy. In other words, there’s joint support for joint support for joint support.

[aspiring-kryptonian]

God dammit…

[fire-dad]

I LOVE YOU PUN BANDIT <3 

[fire-dad]

@PunBandit

We love u and we miss u. 

You’re the superhero this website needs.

[adulthoodisokay]

miss you, @punbandit

[punbandit]

crying over here

[thoodleoo]

hey guys

why do so many people associated with roman emperors die

[thoodleoo]

because it isn’t safe to run with caesars

[bii]

welp

*tags @punbandit *

[1010ll]

[bestnatesmithever]

The snake is your hopes and dreams and the bird is life

[adulthoodisokay]

jesus, that’s bleak

[bestnatesmithever]

On bleak

[adulthoodisokay]

goddamn it

[adulthoodisokay]

upon further reflection, i’d’ve been equally as pissed if you had said “on beak”