i like winter

the ability to grow a moustache does not equate to looking good with one. never forget.

[oh-so-negro]

That smile at the end? Priceless...

[bee-dot-exe]

What in the

[cyberpunkmilkshake]

[liquidlightandrunningtrees]

“‘Do you ever feel that way?’ ‘Lonely?’ ‘Restless. As if you haven’t really met yourself yet. As if you’d passed yourself once in the fog, and your heart leapt - “Ah! There I Am! I’ve been missing that piece!” But it happens too fast, and then that part of you disappears into the fog again. And you spend the rest of your days looking for it.’”

— Libba Bray, The Sweet Far Thing

[dankmemeuniversity]

[infomics]

[floorwildcat]

Holy guacamole and cheddy cheese!

[anomalousdata]

“I mean, that’s not really that impres–JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.”

[pizzaotter]

JESUS FUCK

[h-el-l-deactivated20200408]

i made one

[chagrins]

I’ve had enough of this school

[elddansurin]

wealth!!!

[death-420]

REBLOG WEALTH SOAP IN 10 SECONDS AND U WILL GET WEALTH!!!!!

[technicolorbabe]

[princess-stabbity]

so i’m at the doctor’s again and i see a notecard on the reception desk that asks in bright red ink, Do you want to live forever? 

finally, i think, finally i’m at the start of a vampire novel. i don’t actually want to live forever, but i’m not about to turn down a call to adventure like that. i try to flip the card over as inconspicuously as possible. 

the other side contains a bible verse about keeping jesus in your heart. 

i hate living in the south.

[tahthetrickster]

ah yes the age-old struggle of “is this vampires or jesus”

[1dietcokeinacan]

I hate when u say “deja vu” out loud n someone ur with goes “what was it?” Like bitch we all can barely communicate the most straightforward ideas without utter confusion and chaos…..u rly believe it is within my capacity to explain exactly what fleeting moment of temporal embodiment made me feel like a vague reincarnated ghost girl trapped in a child’s dream??? Surely u are mistaken.

[amateur]

after telling someone how I feel

[yallstillhere]

I hate that bugs don’t take fall damage

How I knock a spider off the ceiling and that shit hit the ground and start running

[louises-belcher]

I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful

[feixiu]

[chooo19]

[eatmorebikes]

[avrillavigine]