happiness police.

hello.it's very nice to meet you. ☆ ☺ ♡

[pyrrhiccomedy]

how did Red Skull get there, though

also why

why did the rock put him there

why does the rock need a nazi dementor to explain the rules for people

I’m not mad, I just want to understand

[ninemilestogo-deactivated202210]

mood

[tiedyedeyes]

my name on your lips used to sound so sweet  

my babies deserve better

[chefprogrammer]

chadwick boseman at the met gala lookin like THE KING he is.

[ruinedchildhood]

Be careful with those brownies; if you eat too many, you won’t feel so good. [x]

[inabasket]

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

[politicalsci]

capitalism 101

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

[marvellegends]

Erik Killmonger + Familial Greetings

[virgo97s]

Robert Pattinson hated Twilight with such a passion and it’s so hilarious tho

[vrvmis]

Lmfao holy shit

[thequeensofwinter]

harry: *chugs a cauldronfull of felix felicis*

harry: self care

[deejay]

Good morning tumblr, Who are we cancelling today??

[wadey-wilson]

the russos

[ruinedchildhood]

Me @ the russos

[ruinedchildhood]

[sunfortune]

yeah. max deserved better

[rasartblog]

Unmovable object.

[silvermoon424]

[cubern-art]

I think i’ve cracked the code

[minervafloofderg-migrating]

*looks at gay couple* so which of you is the apple and which is the banana?

[luckilyforever]

[covid-69]

[my-lovely-dreams]

[comupter-blog]

U know when ur hairs greasy and it makes u feel so so so bad about urself. And ur entire life. Everything is awful bc my hair is greasy

[thatisrad]

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum.