[gamer pain]

kendra 29 fl 🇩🇴✡︎

[oldmanpusspuss]

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

[clownboybebop]

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

[littleguysdaily]

[phantomrose96]

When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

[phantomrose96]

people killed: 0

direct orders of "you really really need to kill this guy" ignored: 1

ongoing murders being committed by Ed's own friends/colleagues that Ed got in the way of to specifically stop that murder from happening: 2

[phantomrose96]

God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.

[laterkiss]

“hey did you kiss the brick before you threw it” “prev so true” “EXACTLY!!!” “I am always saying this” “op im gonna kill myself” “dont talk to me im unwell about this” “agskhksj!!!"

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[blasesaint]

[a-peach-in-space]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamoutofideas]

[chickensnack]

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

[post-troy-stress-disorder]

i need to read everything ever before the end of the summer

[noodlerface]

idk where these feelings came from but here they are 

[nitronine]

[palecrepegold]

This is Modern!AU Anders’ favorite, perhaps only, outfit.

[s1ithers]

hmm

[spacelxtina]

waking up to find people cheering for spain

[sudaca-swag]

behind every bad thing there's a benefit, milei public execution tomorrow

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[kosmogrl]