sicking twisted

rory | 28 | he/she

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

[nohoperadio]

Scooby-Doo is a dog who can talk, which is amazing, and he largely uses his powers of speech to communicate how scared he is of ghosts and monsters, and basically the only thing his owners do is drive him around the country putting him inside various haunted houses and such. I wish I could take Scooby-Doo aside, I want to say to him, these people are not your friends.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[webscene]

[men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202]

when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

[savoureuxx]

"The Resemblance Between Your Life and a Dog" by Robert Bly

[lokaror]

did you seriously just allocate skill points mid conversation...? thats so rude...

[orcposts]

okay well you've been save scumming this whole date so like....

[lokaror]

*loads back to before you noticed*

[amphibianshaped]

[duskargentum]

I think quite possibly my favorite line from GLaDOS in all of the media she's been in is "Federal regulations require me to inform you that this next test chamber... Is lookin' pretty good."

She sounds so smug and pleased with herself

[duskargentum]

Visit Original Link

[yuriartillery]

I hate being aware that my frenzy meter is filling

[achillesinhighheels]

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things ?

[rathayibacter]

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

[webscene]

i only feel more immature and passive and disoriented as i age. how do i stop this

[nyquilnap]

this is all thats left of her

[cordyceptic]

Donate to Relief for Mochi: Dental Surgery Fundraiser, organized by Jett Fischer

Hi everyone. I normally would not ask for help like this, but my cat Mochi ne… Jett Fischer needs your support for Relief for Mochi: Dental

please boost this, my cat mochi needs surgery, she has gum disease and it has been causing her lots of pain. she can barely eat right now. the estimate cost for the surgery is 3k, any amount of donation or sharing helps.

[cordyceptic]

if you donate and send me a receipt i will draw you a little clown like this:

[cordyceptic]

Donate to Relief for Mochi: Dental Surgery Fundraiser, organized by Jett Fischer

Hi everyone. I normally would not ask for help like this, but my cat Mochi ne… Jett Fischer needs your support for Relief for Mochi: Dental

please boost this, my cat mochi needs surgery, she has gum disease and it has been causing her lots of pain. she can barely eat right now. the estimate cost for the surgery is 3k, any amount of donation or sharing helps.

[incurablenecromantic]

Doing heavy-ass sled pushes in the gym so I won’t let down Estraven when we’re out in it