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rory | 28 | he/she

[duskargentum]

I think quite possibly my favorite line from GLaDOS in all of the media she's been in is "Federal regulations require me to inform you that this next test chamber... Is lookin' pretty good."

She sounds so smug and pleased with herself

[duskargentum]

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[yuriartillery]

I hate being aware that my frenzy meter is filling

[achillesinhighheels]

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things ?

[rathayibacter]

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

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i only feel more immature and passive and disoriented as i age. how do i stop this

[nyquilnap]

this is all thats left of her

[cordyceptic]

Donate to Relief for Mochi: Dental Surgery Fundraiser, organized by Jett Fischer

Hi everyone. I normally would not ask for help like this, but my cat Mochi ne… Jett Fischer needs your support for Relief for Mochi: Dental

please boost this, my cat mochi needs surgery, she has gum disease and it has been causing her lots of pain. she can barely eat right now. the estimate cost for the surgery is 3k, any amount of donation or sharing helps.

[cordyceptic]

if you donate and send me a receipt i will draw you a little clown like this:

[cordyceptic]

Donate to Relief for Mochi: Dental Surgery Fundraiser, organized by Jett Fischer

Hi everyone. I normally would not ask for help like this, but my cat Mochi ne… Jett Fischer needs your support for Relief for Mochi: Dental

please boost this, my cat mochi needs surgery, she has gum disease and it has been causing her lots of pain. she can barely eat right now. the estimate cost for the surgery is 3k, any amount of donation or sharing helps.

[incurablenecromantic]

Doing heavy-ass sled pushes in the gym so I won’t let down Estraven when we’re out in it

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in a true and just world all scalpers would be deposited into a pit of cement

[spiribia]

Basically it can get awesome when there are two or more girls

[wiiwheel]

Everyone is bloomscrolling in my beautiful internet garden

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when it came time to design my food item in tomodachi life i put a single leaf stamp on that piece of cake and called it a day and now i constantly have to hear about my creation "leaf cake"

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list of premises for all my ttrpg characters so far

- what if a magic-less owl girl dodged the draft and wandered into the nightmare realm (krue)

- what if a half-elf girl took an oath of vengeance after her parents were killed by cops, achieved that vengeance, and fled her home city a fugitive (ruik)

- what if a tiefling guy was shitty and angry and started a small business (andros)

- what if an elven guy told his cleric parents he was going to study at a monastery but went to wizard school instead (casavel)

- what if a water genasi guy gambled away his family fortune and his parents sent him adventuring to either recover it or die (fen)

- what if a human ex-jedi they was a playboy and also so broke (ji-me vidio)

- what if a street magician they was a pickpocket (kira)

- what if a bird they that kinda looked like a dragon (great-eared nightjar) straight up wanted to be a dragon (jari)

- what if a human pirate girl was so cursed and also a wizard (gallagher)

- what if a half-orc guy belonged to a secret, magic-item-recovering organization and had to train a bunch of newbies (esha)

- what if a water genasi girl’s brother gambled away his soul trying to win back the family fortune and she had to fish him out of hell (marsh)

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imso annoyed about not being able to upload screenshots of tomodachi life and having to resort to taking pictures of my freaking screen with my freaking phone

[pangur-and-grim]

cats will just treat you as terrain

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im so over homestuck that it's 4pm and i just realized that it's the Day. but know this: vrisrezi is forever.