The Queer Goblin King

' Aewyn. Plays a lot of videogames. Genderqueer demi-guy. Ze/hir/hirs or they/them/theirs. Likes to write silly stories and epic novels. Thinks you're really awesome. If you don't like lgbt+ stuff you probably shouldn't be here.

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Omygod I haven't used Tumblr in literal years WHAT HAPPENED TO IT

[kabaks]

YOU WROTE THE RULES. READ THEM. 

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Hanna fucking did that!

[akasuzana]

Tripping Over You | First Page

We’re coming up on TOY’s 5 year anniversary in a few days, and we themed this month’s Patreon print to match! ♥ Thank you to our lovely readers for your kindness and support over the last five years! Making TOY has been an incredible learning experience for us and some of the most fun we’ve ever had, and we can’t express enough how happy we are to be here doing this!

These postcards will be going out to our February print patrons, but we’ve decided to do a small give-away here on Tumblr as well to say thank you for five years! 

We’ll pick 5 people at random to send a postcard to, as well as a sketched-in copy of Volume 1! This is a giveaway so it’s totally free of charge (the only restriction is that we can unfortunately only mail these packages to the US, Canada, and Mexico; many apologies for this!)

We’ll pick 5 people to send packages to on April 5th 2016 (2 weeks from now) from anyone who reblogs this post; you don’t have to follow this blog, though! Just reblog to be considered then check your tumblr inbox on the 6th to see if you’ve been selected!

Thank you so much! With all our love,

Suzana & Owen ♥

[thorsbaratitty-blog]

i’m right out here for you

just let me in

[cracked]

Women are getting literally frozen out of the workplace.

3 Ways Your Modern Office Secretly Hates Your Guts

[inqorporeal]

Accurate. At least at my last job I could get away with wearing a hoodie instead of having to purchase a “workplace-suitable” blanket.

Open-plan office is a nightmare and requires high volumes of repetitive music on high-quality headphones to maintain focus. 

[videogamebondage]

I have a woolen blanket at work that I have over my lap 90% of the time I sit down. And I basically never wear any light clothing. So I guess I’m always in the market for good-looking thick hoodies. Even in summer.

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So my brother works at a McDonald’s that’s test running serving breakfast later into the day. They used to end at 10:30, and now it goes to eleven… apparently it’s a pretty big pain in the butt.

It used to be that when it came time for the switch from breakfast to lunch, they’d shout out “Ten thirty!” through the store so everyone knew to switch, but now that it’s “Eleven,” my bro says it’s just not as easy to shout, or to hear over machinery and such.

So he started shouting “Elevensies!”

So now it’s a thing and the McDonald’s in my hometown now serves elevensies.

OK BUT BEST PART OF THE STORY

There was a guy who didn’t get it. He’s like, “Whut? Why are you saying that? That’s not a word.”

And someone else shouts from behind the grill “You don’t know elevensies?”

And someone else shouts “Bet he doesn’t know about second breakfast either”

[stupidtolkieniancomics]

bless them

[naturalshocks]

In this week’s episode of Naturalshocks Draws Stupidly Detailed Dragons …

[demelzahcarne]

Nadiya - Winner of The Great British Bake Off 2015

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wildcats are red corbins are bleu this could be the start of something new

[marvelsmostwanted]

this is beautiful

[latenightseth]

Viola Davis is on point. 

[b3opal]

[loiskane]

Students from different houses hanging out

[diamondelight92]

#i thought this was a post about inter-House lesbians until the fifth gif smh

[queeringstyle]

Is it time for burgundy yet?

I love the warmth of burgundy. Brings depth to a light button down making a casual outfit look composed. Perfect fall color. =)

When it is not too cold and the sun is still making its way out, the perfect combination for a casual outfit doesn’t need much, here, I simply added a cardigan. 

Oh and doggy here wanted to say hey. =)  

Photos by: Vanda Noronha.

Button down: Zara Basics

Tie: Primark

Cardigan: H&M

Jeans: Zara

Socks: Primark

Shoes: No brand

[diorpanties]

Tokyo

[dazedanddefinitelyconfused-deac]

🎀🎀🎀

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[comedesgarcons]

honestly students with mental disorders such as depression anxiety etc that go to school should get more recognition and support, most people have no idea of what it is to have to pick yourself up every morning and attend class even when you feel like dying

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

I am so proud of each & every one of you that this post applies to. You are so much stronger, more inspirational, and more resilient than you realize or give yourselves credit for

[sandandglass]

Russell Howard’s Good News s10e03