You will last forever, in the early days of winter

Alex. 18, slightly insane, outgoing as hell. This is a personal blog :)

[dope-pope-blog]

All cats love boxes!

[raphmike]

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone.

[maulsmistress]

I think the fandom has gone off their rocker.

[kripke-is-my-king]

Honestly we maintained our sanity longer than I had expected.

[rydell]

R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me

[fyzombieland]

[fuqwit]

lets all just appreciate these 25 seconds

[basedpotatochip]

[tescosfinest-deactivated2013111]

“page 404 wasn’t found” i wasn’t looking for page 404 you piece of shit computer

[make-hate-deactivated20140320]

[makemelaughblog]

[nonbinary-nicolo]

srsly though why is fruit so expensive like I want some strawberries not the tears of jesus

[dailyanimals]

[cosmic--conscious]

bryarly:

“I’m sad.”

“OK. I’ll lick you until you’re not sad.”

“…OK.”

[barebackinq]

When a post get tons of notes really fast

[jennifer-shrader-lawrecne]

[lolstitanic]

Tracker Jackers- Genetically engineered wasps from the Capitol. One or two stings can cause powerful hallucinations, but several stings can lead to death of the victim.

Stare at the hypnosis for at least 30 seconds then look at the woods in the arena.

MOTHER OF-

[87rooftop]

HOLY FUCK

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

we’ve all probably blinked at least 182 times in our life

[egberts]

lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog

[fabu-leux-deactivated20140212]

and occasionally show eachother funny text posts

[happycatz]

This is literally what happens when I hang out with people

[livejamie]

Asking random New Yorkers with headphones on what song they are listening to.

[jiyuriahi]

I think my favorite thing about this is nobody was listening to what you thought they might be except a very small minority. 

Also I loved the big smiles on everybody’s faces about being asked, makes me happy. 

I wish there was more stuff like this.

[jonny]

[starkblackmagic]

This is what it’s like dealing with me when I’m cranky. :| *pushes you off a cliff*