how to get a hot body: set yourself on fire
I’m sorry but I started thinking about the BB Murder Cases and I just…
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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how to get a hot body: set yourself on fire
I’m sorry but I started thinking about the BB Murder Cases and I just…
If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.
I’d say go to hell, but I never want to see you again.
Sylvia Plath (via hyungnnim)
If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, text them when you’re drunk.
well god damn
if i go to hell i’m gonna torture everyone by continuously asking if it’s hot in here or if it’s just me
"Ah," he didn't know how to answer that and he furrowed his brows in his confusion, "I'm actually a bit tied up in the moment, so while I do admire you, I can't say that I exactly care for you. It'd be rather unfair for him, I think," he admitted.
Well, fuck. “Tied up, you say?" She forced a smile onto her lips, grasping his hands in false excitement. “How wonderful! Who is it? Is it going well?"
In his head, the nickname immediately brought him to the horrible nickname he had come up with for the other Beyond. He pulled his head from her hands, still smiling, "I've been just fine, Birthday-cake. How have you been? I'm flattered you thought of me at all."
She pouted again. "Of course I thought of you. I really do care for you, a lot."
"Birthday-cake...?" She tilted her head to the side slightly. "I don't like that name, but it's so cute!" B commented, laughing once more. "I've been well, what about y-- Oh, I already asked that."
in alcohol’s defense I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too
L lurched forward, snickering, "I don't quite follow your logic, but I'll accept. For now, at least."
"Yay!" B grinned for a moment, then pouted, letting go of L’s wrist to cup his face. “I did miss you, really." She spoke sadly, laughing again a few seconds later. “Have you been alright, Lawlipop~?"
Hey, roleplayers, do me a favor and REBLOG THIS if you are willing to roleplay with a strictly human character. No bells and whistles. Just a regular human trying to get through life same as anybody else. OC, Canon, Fan, or otherwise.
"It's been a while since I've seen you, and yet here I am, at your door step once more," L mumbled, scratching his chin.
"Yeah…" She murmured, frowning a bit, before laughing. “Which is exactly why you should come inside!" And grabbed his wrist, tugging slightly to encourage him.
(Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you all that Lady B has hit the bottle.
Right now would be the best time to bother her with anything, just sayin'.)
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