like giving matches to paper dolls

Hello, I'm Justine. Parfois je veux m'enfuir.

[hippity-hoppity-brigade]

You give me one reason why you think that I should forgive you.

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

@ my followers en mass

any y’all gotta interesting face? If you are fine with me painting/drawing you it’s be cool to post your pic here so I can have some neat refs of different people.  I’d appreciate different angles and lighting, but please focus on the face. Hands are cool too, cause I do need to figure out how to paint those as well. 

<3 

[thereal324b21]

[cumaeansibyl]

I have decided that Darth Vader doesn’t actually rescue his son because he experiences a sudden powerful call to the Light

rather, overthrowing all his old allegiances at the absolute last moment and sacrificing his life to save his son by destroying his shrieking wizard master in a storm of lightning and blue flame is the most dramatic thing he could possibly do in that situation

and if there’s one thing truly left of Anakin Skywalker, it’s his instinctual drive to do the most dramatic thing possible at all times

[polyamorousmisanthrope]

This is perfect.

[byeimoved-deactivated20170105]

fun depression things nobody ever talks about:

your perception of time gets all fucked up. did you shower today morning or was that yesterday? how did you feel last week? have you been depressed for a year or two years?

nobody fucking knows. time is a mystery

[the-anarcho-raver]

[deficiencyincourtship-deactivat]

[damnthosewords]

Fresh Off The Boat - “A League Of Her Own” - Nicole comes out to Honey in a lesbian bar

[jjbrozier]

Fucking mELISSA ETHERIDGE

[anchoredinthe0cean]

WHY AREN’T ALL COMING OUTS LIKE THIS?!?!?!?!

[ohdangitsang]

THIS WAS BEAUTIFUL

[argyle-s]

I love this. I love how the Bartender is immediately ride or die for the baby gay, and how all the other lesbians in the bar are waiting on the edge of their seat to see if they get to be happy for the girl or if they have to comfort her. There is literally nothing wrong with this scene, and it makes me happy.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

THIS IS WHOLESOME CONTENT <3

[mjalti]

tbh i am not the person you want to be texting in an emergency, my notifications are off and i’m on Do Not Disturb. i haven’t had a ringtone since the dark years of ‘06. i’ll text u back in four (business) months like “hope that worked out, the Lord works in mysterious ways xx”

[hedancedhisdid]

[ruinedchildhood]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

me walking into a mcdonalds in 2037: i’d like the 5 for .0000005 meal please :)

cashier: sure thing! that’ll just be .0000005 bitcoins. would you like to pay with wifi or take out a McLoan?

me: comcastie-kins can i pwease use the intewnet to twansfew some bitcoins to mcdonawds? ówò

comcast: uh oh pumpkin, you didn’t upgrade to the new premium money exchange package yet :(

me: guess i’ll take out another McLoan then!

cashier: sir it looks like you’ve actually exceeded your limit, you currently owe .13 bitcoins to mcdonald’s and im legally required to arrest you

me: not if i kill myself first

cashier, chasing me with a net: mcdonald’s owns the rights to your life so you’re not allowed to die

[nexya]

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

[charlesoberonn]

The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”

[terminallydepraved]

my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”

[loremerchant]

Ancient Shitposting

Now on the History Channel

[self-critical-automaton]

‘People have literally just always been people’ is genuinely my favorite fact about the world

[skaletal-deactivated20190721]

“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.” - Marcus Tullius Cicero, 106 BC - 43 BC

[super-star-destroyer]

Common dog names have literally not changed in 3,000 years.

[thisiseverydayracism]

[ithelpstodream]

[drukhari]

“How do people know that you’re gay?”

[raiona-deactivated20191006]

[Audio Transcription: Guitar music softly in background. Exhale. “So. A lot of people ask, “how do people know that you’re gay?” And I gotta tell ya: I don’t think it’s the haircut. I don’t think it’s the piercings.

I think … 

It’s the sword.”  End Audio Transcription]

[left-reminders]

[raising6ducklings]

[oldschoolbeauties]

Carrie Fisher in the trash with a bottle of wine, 1977

[ziraseal]

Truth coming out of her well to shame mankind