Bright Linden Tree Hawthorn Clearing

Etymological Hippie

[heybaetae]

jimin + kitties 🐈

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#me sending this to everyone I know who’s from Toowoomba

So like four people

[produdfctititty]

Says the person from Mt Gambier

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Hey we're the second largest population centre in the entire state

Don't look up how populated our state is overall that's not important

[rhyperographer]

For anyone confused according to the 2021 Australian census Toowoomba has 6x as many people living there as Mt Gambier. 162,059 to 26,878.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Oh sure if you want to do NUMBERS about it

[a-queer-little-wombat]

Looks like this post is starting to do numbers, eh?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#at this rate this post might to do more numbers than Mt Gambier

Hey,

[safetynotincluded]

posts that have 26,879 notes to me

[touhouweed]

I just want queer safety and queer happiness

[touhouweed]

and a queer $500k

[thebroccolination]

Behold:

the KristSingto dynamic in a nutshell

[janployshompoos]

JOONG ARCHEN & DUNK NATACHAI Love Out Loud Fan Fest D2 (May 19th, 2024) ⟡ credit: MPJ91_

[gauntletqueen]

Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot

[janployshompoos]

FIRST KANAPHAN & KHAOTUNG THANAWAT Love Out Loud Fan Fest D2 (May 19th, 2024)

[starsandsteelandbrokenglass]

Jason, having seen Medea kill and dismember her brother and also kill Pelias for him: Probably I can just divorce her

[writing-prompt-s]

You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.

[drsarcasticraspberry]

curious friends and family: hey why does your kid have golden eyes

paladin who for sure fucked the dragon instead of killing it, thinking fast: dragons uh. reincarnate. surprised you didn’t know about that. it’s a common fact that i definitely did not make up. no further questions

[thegaymertrainer]

[jelibaen]

We have underestimated the comedic genius of the elderly when presented with technology

[everkings]

grossly underestimated

[aerodaltonimperial]

I FUCKING LOST MY SHIT AT WORK

[qualityfarmprofessorpaper-blog]

[alexaloraetheris]

You know when Terry Pratchett said 'It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works'? Yeah, he meant this.

[heretherebedork]

I love how Plakao is just here to support Dee. You need bravery to ask out the guy who's been flirting with you? Go for it! You need a wingman when he turns out to be a manipulative little shit? I gotcha ya, let's go get drinks! You're competing against him for an international scholarship and popularity contest that's also symbolic of the inherent bias for heterosexuality in all of the systems of this world? Let's go get coffee at Cafe for All and cheer for you!

He's the best buddy who dropped explaining asexuality to his ex who broke up with him over it to support his bestie's breakdown and now he's here to fight systemic homophobia in a symbolic battle against queerbaiting. Love the man.

[djo]

THE PRINCESS DIARIES (2001) dir. Garry Marshall

[herblesbians]

some trends i am really down for

being nice to people working in customer service

girls in thigh-highs

receiving $400,000

pasta

[janployshompoos]

Wow, Chef. This has to be the best pan-fried eggs I've ever had. You're amazing. It's actually pretty easy to make, Doc. I just threw in whatever toppings we had. But… you also put your heart into it while cooking. Did I make you blush? That's kinda cute, actually. I beg your pardon. It's cute. I didn't catch that. I said it's cute. Can you say it again? Seriously, Doc. I heard it. I just wanted to hear it one more time. That's my line. You're good at making others flustered. I only do that with you. You eat too.

COOKING CRUSH | EP9

[birdofmay]

So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Are you from the U.S.? (no nuance here)

yes

no

Voting ended onMay 3, 2024

Reblog to increase sample size!

[janployshompoos]

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