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• Taylor, 20s, androgynous weirdo, they/she • furry trash • gayer than a rainbow • some NSFW (mostly yaoi) • Telegram @nezumi6

[catasters]

[toobasementpanda]

I dream of this sort of bed-to-body ratio

[highonlifebabychild-deactivated]

Unpopular Opinion: The reason people don't use zodiac signs to determine insurance costs, college acceptance, etc. like how dna data bases are threatening to do is because astrology is a predominately female hobby and therefore viewed as useless, baseless, and/or witchcraft.

[warframe]

[beaky-peartree]

speaking as a witch: shut the fuck up

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

denied Medicare for being a libra

[tariqah]

This is the funniest shit on earth

[mintgoth]

just learned that the word “ferret” is derived from the Latin word furittus meaning “LITTLE THIEF” and that a group of ferrets is called a BUSINESS and i am absolutely pleased with this new knowledge

[his-shining-tears]

You are what you eat.

[therealellenripley]

straight to weasel jail with this one

[boethiah]

update: apparently canberra’s skywhale was harpooned and died 

[boethiah]

Local resident Michelle Bedford says what she saw can only be described as ‘incredibly unlikely’ and ‘bizarrely beautiful’.

“The guy got on the roof of his van with a crazy look in his eyes I’ve never seen before, as if in his universe there was only him and the Skywhale. He hurled the broomhandle like a harpoon, got it right through the eye.

“We all clapped and cheered, not like we hate the Skywhale or anything but it was just unbelievably cool.”

It then took several hours for security staff and onlookers to disentangle Ahab from the corpse of the Skywhale which had slowly but majestically fallen directly on top of him, like a heavenly blanket with massive breasts.

The sculpture, a hot air balloon depicting a whale as it may have evolved if it lived in the air rather than the sea, has had a mixed reception since it was first launched in 2013. Critics of the Skywhale cited its outlandish appearance, large breast-like appendages and ‘dumb, smug whale face’.

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Artist Patricia Piccinini, who designed the sculpture, has asked that charges not be pressed against Mr Ahab, claiming that she was “invigorated” to see the public engaging with the artwork on such a meaningful level and that she couldn’t ask for a “more fitting way for a big balloon that looks like a whale to complete its lifecycle in the public eye.”

When asked if the ‘killing’ of the Skywhale had any allegorical significance or if the quest to find and destroy it was in some way symbolic of a larger tale Mr Ahab told reports “Nah mate, just f-ing hate that bloody whale.”

[friendlyfrankenstein]

….This. THIS is art. 

[viralthings]

Al Yankovic’s Album on Sale next to Michael Jackson’s.

[hikcups]

I wish the T shirt scenario could happen…

9S’ aesthetics vs 2B’s 

wanted to do some quality fanart but what happened

[cat-boots]

when your cat instincts make you find the coziest spot in the house 

[commission for Deercat]

[caterpie]

[strawbunnymoon-deactivated20240]

Bi culture: Being attracted to women with short hair and men with long hair

[marty-ish-deactivated20220429]

 also bi culture: being attracted to soft cute men and buff intimidating women

[ilovemusicalyy]

[kyunmei]

trish goes to narancia’s house

[one-in-lemillion]

[expixelannex]

Valentines Sweater YCH

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[foxmouth]

[frqnkie-deactivated20171202]

my cat joined my dad and my dog on their morning walk

[mainbstaysgold]

those meows: “wait for me, wait for me!”

[saracate]

this video nourishes me

[flustered-suggestion]

gay culture is an endless loop of “you’re cute” “you’re cute” “no you” “no YOU’RE the cutest” “that’s gay” “you’re gay” 

[therealellenripley]

@marippy

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