The Real Machiavelli

You could also call me G-Dawg.

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meet the REAL machiavelli

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mr president, bee boo boo bee boo

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I had a fever + Allegra dream where Seth McFarlane (but it was the evil version of him, Stef McFarland)got cancelled on Twitter for being a pedo by post COVID Kenny McCormick from South Park because Seth had drunkenly confessed he was sexually attracted to stewie griffin and had an nsfw family guy twwt account where half of the images were mpreg. Seth has in the dream, QUOTE, “I am in love with his protruding nipples 🤤🤤” and the dream looked like this

When I woke up I was confused and started to hallucinate

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gartic phone

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sex bots pls LEAVE ME ALONE

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the world needs to know about this.

thanks to @gabrielora for being with me throughout the conception of this monstrosity

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The best outfit any fictional character can pull is the jeans + tshirt + trenchcoat combo. Change my mind.

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WHEN WILL SEX BOTS STOP FOLLOWING ME!???

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How do I get sex bots to stop following me

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Sex bots pls leave me alone

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Has anyone done this?? I need to clown so bad.

Alternatively,

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Tears were shed as my brother searches “Minecraft Steve condom challenge” while we took fursona quizzes online.

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Machiavelli’s official list of her favorite video game dogs.

Dogmeat from Fallout 4. Adorable, great helper. 10/10.

Chorizo from Far Cry 6. Just look at him, best amigo. 10/10

Chop from GTA 5. Very cute, humps another dog in some mission. 10/10.

Sumo from Detroit: Become Human. Good dog, gentle giant. 10/10

Duck Hunt from Duck Hunt. Goofy, though sucks in Smash Bros. 10/10

Dog from Half Life 2/ Half Life Alyx. Thought an actual dog would show up when Alyx called for hin, love him though. 10/10.

Champ from Postal. He looks high or something, love him for that. 10/10

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Just got home from a band concert!!! Totally slayed tonight!!!

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I like to imagine that somewhere in Barbie’s endless closet there is a fur suit.

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We’re doing some Shakespeare in ELA and the teacher gave out manga Shakespeare books to five kids. I wanted Macbeth, but I got my hands on Hamlet. It’s good but the concept of anime Shakespeare is so bizarre I almost died of laughter when I was handed it.

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Why are you gay?

Fornite