AMERICA

Tumblr's only REAL republican

[therealrepublican]

I am Tumblr's ONLY real Conservative Republican American. EVERY OTHER FAKE FUCKING BLOG ON HERE IS LYING TO YOU AND ALL THE OTHER SHEEP. I have real TRADITIONAL AMERICAN VALUES, and I BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST. If that offends you?? LEAVE WOKEY.

DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU

• LIVE IN CALIFORNIA

• TAKE PRESCRIPTION MEDICINE

• VOTE

• ARE A SHEEP

• GO TO CHURCH

• BELIEVE IN EUROPE

• SIN

• WATCH MY HERO ACADEMIA

• LIKE THE COLOR BLUE (you know who that's for)

• LACTATE

• OR REFUSE TO VOTE

[therealrepublican]

THIS LITTLE BITCH BOY NATE JUST STABBED ME 5 BILLION TIMES. HE WANTED MY PURE RED AMERICAN BLOOD. TOO BAD LITTLE BITCH BOY NATE. I DIDN'T GIVE THEM A SINGLE DROP, MY JUICE(S) STAY BETWEEN ME AND AMERICA.

[therealrepublican]

I just egged the fuck out of a salad sandwiched

[therealrepublican]

MY THOUGHTS ON THE FAILED ASSASSINATION

DO YOU THINK THIS WILL TRIGGER THE END LIFE CRISIS THAT WILL FINALLY GET TRUMP INTO MPREG. I NEED A POLITICIAN TO GET INTO MPREG. I WANT MYMPREG RIGHTS BACK.

[therealrepublican]

CAN CANCEL CULTURE COME GET MY COMMIE PARENTS NEXT, THEY DID WAY WORSE SHIT THAN "INSERT ANOTHER RANDOM WHITE BOY MINECRAFT YOUTUBER FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME"

[nyancrimew]

i go offline to watch ONE movie and trump gets fucking shot at?? i gotta go offline more often

[therealrepublican]

SORRY I MISSED GUYS, THE WOKE GOT IN MY EYES. THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS.

[therealrepublican]

WALKING INTO PANERA AND GETTING A BONER SO HARD I GET DIZZY AFTER SEEING THE FETTUCCINE ALFREDO

[therealrepublican]

LEARNING ABOUT SOFTCORE YOUTUBE PORN FROM A BRAZILIAN COMMUNIST. THIS CONTINENT JUST MAKES PEOPLE BETTER.

[little-titty-alchemy]

"My son turned out fine"

Sir, your daughter refers to jerking off as "touching herself" because it makes her feel more cute and less shameful about her masturbation habits.

[therealrepublican]

I DON'T "JERK OFF". I DON'T "TOUCH MYSELF". I WOULD NOT CALL IT "MASTERBATION". I WOULD NOT CALL IT "GOONING".

NO I USE REFINED AMERICAN TERMS MADE UP ON THE FLY

I YOINK THE SPLOINK. I FIDDLE THE DIDDLE. I BOG THE HOG. I EVEN SHANK THE PANK. BECAUSE I LOVE THIS COUNTRY AND MY PEANTIS

[therealrepublican]

I MIGHT GET BACK INTO LEAGUE OF LEGENDS.

FOR AMERICA.

[therealrepublican]

I LIKE TO SAY THINGS ON THE INTERNET THAT SOME OF THOSE FUCKING WOKIES DON'T AGREE WITH. THINK I'M WRONG, THEN YOU CAN LEAVE. SORRY FOR BEING FUNNY.

[therealrepublican]

FOR REFERENCE I'VE BEEN FORCEFEMMING TRANSPHOBE SCUM IN COMMENT SECTIONS AS THE BIBLE OF AMERICA INSTRUCTS YOU TO DO.

[therealrepublican]

I LIKE TO SAY THINGS ON THE INTERNET THAT SOME OF THOSE FUCKING WOKIES DON'T AGREE WITH. THINK I'M WRONG, THEN YOU CAN LEAVE. SORRY FOR BEING FUNNY.

[lactating]

there is milk in girls

[lactating]

and we can get it out of them.

[tgirlbignaturals]

whatever you say tumblr user lactating

[lactating]

[therealrepublican]

I HATE LACTATION, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KEEP ALL OF THAT IN FOR MAXIMUM BUOYANCY AND SIZE POTENTIAL. IT IS FUCKING HERESY TO EVEN LET A DROP OF THAT GOOD STUFF OUT. INSTANTLY BLOCKED AND REPORTED FOR TERRORISM. HAVE A BAD DAY.

[therealrepublican]

I'M GOING TO MAKE ONE RANDOM AMERICAN CITIZEN DISAPPEAR IN 3 DAYS

[therealrepublican]

I MADE AN AMERICASONA BECAUSE I LOVE AMERICA. IT IS NOT A FURSONA. I AM NOT A FURRY. I JUST LOVE AMERICA. SO ITS AN AMERICASONA OKAY. HER NAME IS LIBERDY.

[therealrepublican]

What awe youw pwonouns, fwiend? UwU

I DON'T HAVE PRONOUNS, NOT AFTER THE WOKE TOOK THEM FROM ME. BACK IN MY PRIME I WAS POSITIVELY BEAMING WITH PRONOUNS, HE/SHE/ZEY/IT WERE MY GOTOS AND THAT'S ONLY IF I WAS HAVING A LOW DAY. THEN THE WOKE TOOK THEM FROM ME. I AM DEVASTATED.

[therealrepublican]

TRUE CREATION CAN ONLY BE FOUND IN WHAT THE CREATOR IS MISSING. ANYTHING CAN BE MADE, BUT IT'S ONLY ART WHEN IT FULFILLS THE ARTIST. IF IT DOES NOT ADD TO THE OVERALL BEING OF THE ARTIST, IT ISN'T REALLY ART. BY THIS DEFINITION A LOT OF ART ISN'T REGARDED AS ART, BUT THE WORKS THAT WOULD BE, TRULY SHINE IN THIS NEW LIGHT. THE CREATION THAT DRIVES THE CREATOR TO NEW HIGHTS IS THE PINNACLE OF ART AS IT'S THE GATEWAY TO GREATER ART. AMERICA IS MY CANVAS MY BODY AND MY SOUL. AMERICA FILLED THE MISSING PIECES OF MYSELF AND MADE ME WHOLE IN A WAY I DIDN'T KNOW POSSIBLE. I OWE MY LIFE TO THIS COUNTRY. I AM NOT THE ARTIST. I AM WHAT AMERICA CREATED AND IN THIS WAY I GO ON TO FILL AND MAKE AMERICA WHOLE. IT IS A RECURRING CYCLE OF ARTIST ART CREATOR AND CREATION AND I WILL DEVOTE MYSELF TO THIS SPIRAL UNTIL I DIE. THAT'S WHAT AMERICA MEANS TO ME.