All I Am Is Darkness

How do I say happy pride month without sounding happy. I don't want to lose my reputation.

gotitmemorizedd

It's june be gay do crimes??

Vanitas, you can shove a rainbow flag into homophobic peoples faces and tell them to shove it when they complain

Im sure that’s something youd have fun with ^^

#oh hi axel/lea #oh hi saix/isa

HELL yes. On it right away. All of the above.

I STILL HAVE A BOYFRIEND!

Also I got threatened. A lot.

ConGRATULATIONS. I knew you'd be fin-- wait, who the hell threatened you??

Uh-

Silver's kinda brother Malleus (who's like a fae prince? And very very scary. He's apparently one of the most powerful mages in Silver's world) wanted to make sure I wouldn't hurt him

And his friend Sebek said if I hurt Silver or distracted him from his duties he'd kill me

But then Lilia got onto them for it? So I think I'm fine? Not that I'd ever want to hurt Silver anyway

#sigh...protective vani🖤#he loves his brother trust me

Okay, I guess that's understandable on their part. But if they say anything like that again, they're all dead meat.

How do I say happy pride month without sounding happy. I don't want to lose my reputation.

#vaniposting

gotitmemorizedd

Do NOT i mean to NOT ride your bike uphill 40 minutes to turn in a job aplication without water in 100⁰ weather. do not recommend. almost passed out

#vaniposting #oh hi axel/lea #Mod I hope you're ok😭 ouch

The hell were YOU turning in a job application for???

vacivusviscera

Happy pride month to ventus kingdomhearts and vanitas kingdomhearts and those two only

#vani reblogs #I agree

Jeez, another kid i haven't met that's somehow related to Sora. And me by proxy. Whatever. Hi.

-@therealvanitas

HAI! lets be best friends forever and ever and ever!

That's far too long actually. How about we never speak again.

Vanitas, give it a chance ^^ friendship is actuallu not half bad once you get used to it.

You were in a cult full-time. That's constant socialization. It's different when you've only spoken to three people ever.

If by socialization you mean constantly looking for a moment of peace and quiet while dealing with people that made me wanna tear my skin off-

ehem. demyx.

Then yeah, socialized i guess.

Yeah, yeah, I'm agonizingly aware. I was in the worse version of the cult, you know. Godddds, I wanted to fuckin kill Demyx...

Look into my one year old eyes and tell me that isn't precious to socialize with

#sigh I post to the wrong blog constantly 💔 and it's always the super long responses 😭

The fact that you're trying so hard to seem innocent is only making me more skeptical.

Jeez, another kid i haven't met that's somehow related to Sora. And me by proxy. Whatever. Hi.

-@therealvanitas

HAI! lets be best friends forever and ever and ever!

That's far too long actually. How about we never speak again.

Vanitas, give it a chance ^^ friendship is actuallu not half bad once you get used to it.

You were in a cult full-time. That's constant socialization. It's different when you've only spoken to three people ever.

If by socialization you mean constantly looking for a moment of peace and quiet while dealing with people that made me wanna tear my skin off-

ehem. demyx.

Then yeah, socialized i guess.

#Ive been tempted to make a demyx rp blog is this my sign

Yeah, yeah, I'm agonizingly aware. I was in the worse version of the cult, you know. Godddds, I wanted to fuckin kill Demyx...

sora, are you a part of the phonk gang? do you . . do that stuff?

— @sunf0rsorrow

riku what the hell is a phonk gang

(riku crosses his arms over his chest, shifting his weight a little to stare down at sora with his usual cocky, self-pleased grin. having the time of his life, basically.)

sora, answer the question. you’ve got a phone, search it up or something.

are you eliminating the . . .

(he pauses for a second, pursing his lips together and widening his eyes, biting down laughter and trying to remember what he’s supposed to say at the same time.)

yeah, are you eliminating the foids, sora?

wha- yeah i know that i can search it up but still what answer could i even give you man.. （；＿；）

also foids?? what??

im gonna lose my mind if you’re messing with me dude..

who’d you take me for, an idiot? i’d never mess with you, dude.

(riku’s expression remains unfazed as he nods solemnly, tilting his head to the side and staring down at sora like he’s asking stupid questions with an obvious answer.)

yes, sora, a foid.

(he gestures lazily towards sora’s phone.)

look it up and answer me. are you eliminat—

(the white haired boy audibly gasps out a laugh, but manages to grit his teeth and continue.)

— are you eliminating all the foids? are you part of the phonk gang?

i-

-stiffles a laugh-

okay jeez..

(he searched it up 💔)buthestilltriestocomposehimselfyeah

..ri, remind me why are you even asking me this in the first place-?

(hearing sora’s laugh, even if muffled, makes riku’s whole face light up with one of those irritating, self-pleased smirks of his. he shoves his hands in his pockets and huffs.)

. . someone i know asked me to, i guess. i didn’t really care so i didn’t look it up.

he says a lot of weird stuff so i stopped listening to him. i might have to start doing that with you, too.

(he pauses for a second, leaning forward to try and sneak a peek at sora’s phone while still being ‘cool’ about it.)

so yeah, what’s a foid?

..weird way to say that, anyways..it’s a term-

-honestly is just trying to compose himself cuz fucking hell 💔-

jesus- ri- why are you asking me if i eliminate people that don’t like women -??

(his expression has composed itself back into that annoyed stare of his, but the way he purses his lips makes it pretty obvious he’s about to explode like a pressure cooker.)

what— what do women have to do with any of this? we’re talking about phonk (founck) gangs, sora.

are you gonna have to look up the meaning of gang, too? i’m sure you can figure it out.

(riku looks extremely pleased for someone who who’s voice has about the same emotional inflection of a wooden spoon— he looks three seconds away from dying and manages to sound like he’s talking about . . serious stuff.)

do you eliminate women, sora? is that what a foid is?

(he gestures towards the screen, gaze fixed on the other boy’s face.)

no—

-let’s out a wheeze and has to cover his mouth-

no i don’t-

why the hell are you trying to take it seriously-

#oh hi sora #oh hi riku/repliku #vaniposting #I'M DYING LAUGHING #I HAD TO JOIN IN😭😭#Vani absolutely knows what all this means hes been on the darkest most horrible parts of the internet #He will make fun of them for 1000 years

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGHAHH-- WHEEZE-- YOU TWO IDIOTS-- OHHH GOD I CAN BARELY BREATHE- QHAHAHSHDHFJGK "foUnCk" HABABDBFNGAHBA

I STILL HAVE A BOYFRIEND!

Also I got threatened. A lot.

ConGRATULATIONS. I knew you'd be fin-- wait, who the hell threatened you??

#vaniposting #oh hi ven

Jeez, another kid i haven't met that's somehow related to Sora. And me by proxy. Whatever. Hi.

-@therealvanitas

HAI! lets be best friends forever and ever and ever!

That's far too long actually. How about we never speak again.

Vanitas, give it a chance ^^ friendship is actuallu not half bad once you get used to it.

#vaniposting #oh hi zexion/ienzo

You were in a cult full-time. That's constant socialization. It's different when you've only spoken to three people ever.

Jeez, another kid i haven't met that's somehow related to Sora. And me by proxy. Whatever. Hi.

-@therealvanitas

HAI! lets be best friends forever and ever and ever!

#oh hi xion #vaniposting #dont listen to him hes a jerk💔#also I did not reblog this on the wrong blog at first shhhhhh you saw Nothing #anyway THE WHOLE HEART HOTEL IS HERE!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

That's far too long actually. How about we never speak again.

giftofgabber

The creatures are mine. They come from my cave. They have my qualities

#vani reblogs #real

Was nobody going to tell me that you could put chocolate chip cookies IN milk or was I supposed to fucking find that out myself

You didn’t know?

Now I wonder if you know what chocolate milk is

They make CHOCOLATE milk?!

you won’t believe this

strawberry milk exists

I wonder if any of these taste good with cookies.

Youve never had hot chocolate before then…

The next time you visit ill make some and you can try it then ^^

I assume youve never had ice cream either?

Is hot chocolate like chocolate milk? But like, warmer? Wow. The things humanity is capable of.

I've had sea-salt ice cream, which is okay. I dont like the sweet aftertaste so I tend to put more salt on top of it. But that's all.

Yes ^^ Its perfect for colder days but still just fine on any occasion

There are many other flavors of ice cream, like neopoliton and cookie dough ^^ people even make ice cream sandwiches using two cookies and some ice cream

theylov3evie

That's such a variety. The worlds are cruel and horrible for keeping this from me. I'm gonna have to try all of this sometime...

Ill buy you them, that way you wont have to steal to try out the flavors ^^”

I can also teach you an, albeit small, way of making ice cream yourself ^^ even if its not something you do too much, its nice for something quick

That is. Probably for the best. Many of my Unversed have criminal records.

That concept of making ice cream myself sounds interesting, anyway...do tell.

Its truly a surprise they havent been killed on sight in establishments…

Its a lot easier to show you in person, ill show you next time we meet ^^

Believe me, some of them have been. But I tend to use my smaller ones. Axe Flappers are good for that sort of thing cause they fly...

I do have to be honest, I am quite curious about how your unversed work at least physically

In no way am i asking to dissect them or anything (do keep them away from Even however, he wont hesitate to pry them open..), but i do want to study their behavior the next time we meet ^^ often its very hard to see because pf how quickly theyre in and out of place - -“

I mean, it's pretty simple. They work similarly to heartless and Nobodies, but I have partial control over their actions.

Don't mention Evan he scares me so fucking much pleaseplease

Actually, when i was a nobody, i studied heartless and nobody physiology very intently and they have a great many differences

Heartless have a much more silky body texture similar to silk cloth, and are much more malleable which is why they can take such a variety of forms yet can change into an entirely different variant of heartless. The heartless with antennae will use them to interact with others that do, possibly as a way to recognize others or as a greeting, and the antennae give of slightly differing smells, and the smells will always resemble the world the frequent the most, so a heartless that stays primarily in the Realm of Darkness will smell like coarse wet sand and musty leaves, while one that frequents Neverland will smell like salt water and pitcher plants.

Nobodies how every are completely different, as while the heartless dont have a bone structure, that’s visible at least, nobodies do but their bones are smaller and spaced apart as to allow them their very fluid movements, and they will use less energy which lessens their need to eat, allowing them to go for longer distances to seek their goals. While higher nobodies like the organization retain skin, albeit slightly rougher, lesser nobodies have very rough sandpaper like skin, which allows them to grow thicker skin to more easily shrug off slicing attacks and absorb blunt attacks, but their lack of muscle still leaves them at a disadvantage to temperature based attacks.

Sorry, I didnt meant to ramble on like that - -“ the physiology of these creatures were meant to fear so much is something very interesting to me, but i would rather gather my information without dissecting or hurting anything.

And i will no longer mention him again my apologies ^^”

Wow... um... You know a lot about this stuff. I can TELL you're interested.

I guess as manifestations of emotion, my Unversed are kind of less physically present in this plane of existence than your other average creature. Like... god, it's so fucking weird to explain... Their very presence is weak without an emotion to tie itself to, I think.

So if a feeling fades, the Unversed sort of fades as well. Only if the feeling is completely gone.

Like, say, if you stabbed me. Hypothetically. And I was pissed about it. That would create an Unversed. But then, thirty years later, we meet again and I forgive you, the Unversed would have ceased due to the resentment going away.

I think you'd be better at actually identifying how they are in other aspects, though, judging by...All of that.

How interesting…it’s possible that unversed collect darkness from the environment to maintain their form while they have an emotion to attach to after being separated physically from you, and once the emotion is gone the darkness returns to the environment, however im not sure about it….

As long as you’re comfortable with it, i would love to properly study your unverseds properties ^^

Uhuh...right. Yeah, go off, I don't care. Though. Reminder that the Unversed existing causes me immense pain. If you're comfortable with that.

I suppose i wouldnt want to subject you to pain just for my curiosity… my apologies I fear i got a bit carried away…

#unversed are so very kitty to me #theyd be fluffy and feed off darkness to maintain their form till defeated cease to exist or they find a better food source #petting any unversed feels like whenever one of your body parts falls asleep just controllable #and i feel like theyd have some bioluminescence based on why they were created- personal stuff centers towards where their heart would be #mental would be completely on their heads #wounds would be wherever the wounds are on vanitas etc etc #i love talking abt hcs i dont do it much hehe…))#<prev WAIT WHY'S THAT SO CUTE WHY ARE THE UNVERSED ADORABLE #The little GLOWY BITS AGH #I love headcanons so much u don't understand #gonna start drawing them like that #lol confuse my friends like “why's he glowing there” “mutual's idea + it's cool”#tbh. all my unversed hcs have already been mentioned😭I don't have many #I need More #soon #rn I'm giving every kh character a full name and birthday

Really, it's whatever. Trust me. Old bitchy 'Nort was far worse. He didn't even bake me cookies. Heh...

Was nobody going to tell me that you could put chocolate chip cookies IN milk or was I supposed to fucking find that out myself

You didn’t know?

Now I wonder if you know what chocolate milk is

They make CHOCOLATE milk?!

you won’t believe this

strawberry milk exists

I wonder if any of these taste good with cookies.

Youve never had hot chocolate before then…

The next time you visit ill make some and you can try it then ^^

I assume youve never had ice cream either?

Is hot chocolate like chocolate milk? But like, warmer? Wow. The things humanity is capable of.

I've had sea-salt ice cream, which is okay. I dont like the sweet aftertaste so I tend to put more salt on top of it. But that's all.

Yes ^^ Its perfect for colder days but still just fine on any occasion

There are many other flavors of ice cream, like neopoliton and cookie dough ^^ people even make ice cream sandwiches using two cookies and some ice cream

theylov3evie

That's such a variety. The worlds are cruel and horrible for keeping this from me. I'm gonna have to try all of this sometime...

Ill buy you them, that way you wont have to steal to try out the flavors ^^”

I can also teach you an, albeit small, way of making ice cream yourself ^^ even if its not something you do too much, its nice for something quick

That is. Probably for the best. Many of my Unversed have criminal records.

That concept of making ice cream myself sounds interesting, anyway...do tell.

Its truly a surprise they havent been killed on sight in establishments…

Its a lot easier to show you in person, ill show you next time we meet ^^

Believe me, some of them have been. But I tend to use my smaller ones. Axe Flappers are good for that sort of thing cause they fly...

I do have to be honest, I am quite curious about how your unversed work at least physically

In no way am i asking to dissect them or anything (do keep them away from Even however, he wont hesitate to pry them open..), but i do want to study their behavior the next time we meet ^^ often its very hard to see because pf how quickly theyre in and out of place - -“

I mean, it's pretty simple. They work similarly to heartless and Nobodies, but I have partial control over their actions.

Don't mention Evan he scares me so fucking much pleaseplease

Actually, when i was a nobody, i studied heartless and nobody physiology very intently and they have a great many differences

Heartless have a much more silky body texture similar to silk cloth, and are much more malleable which is why they can take such a variety of forms yet can change into an entirely different variant of heartless. The heartless with antennae will use them to interact with others that do, possibly as a way to recognize others or as a greeting, and the antennae give of slightly differing smells, and the smells will always resemble the world the frequent the most, so a heartless that stays primarily in the Realm of Darkness will smell like coarse wet sand and musty leaves, while one that frequents Neverland will smell like salt water and pitcher plants.

Nobodies how every are completely different, as while the heartless dont have a bone structure, that’s visible at least, nobodies do but their bones are smaller and spaced apart as to allow them their very fluid movements, and they will use less energy which lessens their need to eat, allowing them to go for longer distances to seek their goals. While higher nobodies like the organization retain skin, albeit slightly rougher, lesser nobodies have very rough sandpaper like skin, which allows them to grow thicker skin to more easily shrug off slicing attacks and absorb blunt attacks, but their lack of muscle still leaves them at a disadvantage to temperature based attacks.

Sorry, I didnt meant to ramble on like that - -“ the physiology of these creatures were meant to fear so much is something very interesting to me, but i would rather gather my information without dissecting or hurting anything.

And i will no longer mention him again my apologies ^^”

Wow... um... You know a lot about this stuff. I can TELL you're interested.

I guess as manifestations of emotion, my Unversed are kind of less physically present in this plane of existence than your other average creature. Like... god, it's so fucking weird to explain... Their very presence is weak without an emotion to tie itself to, I think.

So if a feeling fades, the Unversed sort of fades as well. Only if the feeling is completely gone.

Like, say, if you stabbed me. Hypothetically. And I was pissed about it. That would create an Unversed. But then, thirty years later, we meet again and I forgive you, the Unversed would have ceased due to the resentment going away.

I think you'd be better at actually identifying how they are in other aspects, though, judging by...All of that.

How interesting…it’s possible that unversed collect darkness from the environment to maintain their form while they have an emotion to attach to after being separated physically from you, and once the emotion is gone the darkness returns to the environment, however im not sure about it….

As long as you’re comfortable with it, i would love to properly study your unverseds properties ^^

#True but isas parents did not give a fuck they let his grandma give him the name #poor grandma couldn’t remember that iras name was ira not isa sighs))#<prev #That is an objectively better and also funnier option😭#I almost woke my family laugjing 😭#The midnight-thirty delirium is setting in this happens

Uhuh...right. Yeah, go off, I don't care. Though. Reminder that the Unversed existing causes me immense pain. If you're comfortable with that.

Was nobody going to tell me that you could put chocolate chip cookies IN milk or was I supposed to fucking find that out myself

You didn’t know?

Now I wonder if you know what chocolate milk is

They make CHOCOLATE milk?!

you won’t believe this

strawberry milk exists

I wonder if any of these taste good with cookies.

Youve never had hot chocolate before then…

The next time you visit ill make some and you can try it then ^^

I assume youve never had ice cream either?

Is hot chocolate like chocolate milk? But like, warmer? Wow. The things humanity is capable of.

I've had sea-salt ice cream, which is okay. I dont like the sweet aftertaste so I tend to put more salt on top of it. But that's all.

Yes ^^ Its perfect for colder days but still just fine on any occasion

There are many other flavors of ice cream, like neopoliton and cookie dough ^^ people even make ice cream sandwiches using two cookies and some ice cream

theylov3evie

That's such a variety. The worlds are cruel and horrible for keeping this from me. I'm gonna have to try all of this sometime...

Ill buy you them, that way you wont have to steal to try out the flavors ^^”

I can also teach you an, albeit small, way of making ice cream yourself ^^ even if its not something you do too much, its nice for something quick

That is. Probably for the best. Many of my Unversed have criminal records.

That concept of making ice cream myself sounds interesting, anyway...do tell.

Its truly a surprise they havent been killed on sight in establishments…

Its a lot easier to show you in person, ill show you next time we meet ^^

Believe me, some of them have been. But I tend to use my smaller ones. Axe Flappers are good for that sort of thing cause they fly...

I do have to be honest, I am quite curious about how your unversed work at least physically

In no way am i asking to dissect them or anything (do keep them away from Even however, he wont hesitate to pry them open..), but i do want to study their behavior the next time we meet ^^ often its very hard to see because pf how quickly theyre in and out of place - -“

I mean, it's pretty simple. They work similarly to heartless and Nobodies, but I have partial control over their actions.

Don't mention Evan he scares me so fucking much pleaseplease

Actually, when i was a nobody, i studied heartless and nobody physiology very intently and they have a great many differences

Heartless have a much more silky body texture similar to silk cloth, and are much more malleable which is why they can take such a variety of forms yet can change into an entirely different variant of heartless. The heartless with antennae will use them to interact with others that do, possibly as a way to recognize others or as a greeting, and the antennae give of slightly differing smells, and the smells will always resemble the world the frequent the most, so a heartless that stays primarily in the Realm of Darkness will smell like coarse wet sand and musty leaves, while one that frequents Neverland will smell like salt water and pitcher plants.

Nobodies how every are completely different, as while the heartless dont have a bone structure, that’s visible at least, nobodies do but their bones are smaller and spaced apart as to allow them their very fluid movements, and they will use less energy which lessens their need to eat, allowing them to go for longer distances to seek their goals. While higher nobodies like the organization retain skin, albeit slightly rougher, lesser nobodies have very rough sandpaper like skin, which allows them to grow thicker skin to more easily shrug off slicing attacks and absorb blunt attacks, but their lack of muscle still leaves them at a disadvantage to temperature based attacks.

Sorry, I didnt meant to ramble on like that - -“ the physiology of these creatures were meant to fear so much is something very interesting to me, but i would rather gather my information without dissecting or hurting anything.

And i will no longer mention him again my apologies ^^”