I am NOT emo or a vampire | Sign my petition to delete my idiot brother | Don't touch me don't even think about it | My soft happy clone is stalking me
Just another fucking loser (kidding. I'm not a loser.) who decided to make an account because all the cool kids had one. And I was given a gummiphone, finally.
My brother is @thewaywardven, and my spunky clone is @s0rawazh3re.
Enjoy stalking me. You freaks.
Greetings tumblrs, I am NOT Vanitas. I'm the mod, call me Evie ^^ This is my stupid little Vanitas roleplay/askblog/whatever type thing I made out of boredom. I have No Idea what I'm doing so enjoy this ig <3
No real rules other than no nsfw or anything lol. Have common sense.
I would tag the other blogs I frequently interact with but that's a lot so, if you see me interact with any other character then uh. Check out their blog!!!
I will make a lore document soon because a lot has happened!!! So if you want to know the things that have happened without scrolling through 300 posts I can sure help out!!! (also a way to help myself with remembering things!!!!!)
Some tags I might use IF I remember to are listed here:
vaniposting - main in-character tag
vanasktas - when vanitas answers an ask
vani reblogs - when I reblog vanitas related things
doll the cat - anything relating to Vanitas's pet cat, Five And A Half Dollar Footlong, AKA $5.5 Footlong, or most of the time, Doll for short
oh hi (character name) - interactions with another character blog
not vanitas - main out-of-character tag
darkness portraits - vani fanart I post to this blog (rare)
ALSO!!! If you want to make an in-character blog and interact, feel free to do so!! I'm absolutely open to that!
Uhhhhh thats all lol this might be updated in the future idk thoughj
Shi-- don't panic, it's fine, it's seriously whatever-- look, this happens all the time with me, really, no need to apologize!!! I get this is an emotional moment-!!
He tries to wipe the blood off his arm, only making more of a mess by moving
Another cough. No more blood, thankfully. The golden sludge finishes forming several lovbies. Ven buries his face in the crook of Vanitas's neck. The lovbies are fighting their creator and each other for Van's attention
'm so- glad you're 'wake. Love yo-u so much, Nitas
I messed up, i'm sorry you two. It's been... a while since I used my magic and- no thats an excuse. I was reckless. I acted on impulse. I'm sorry, boys.
Still working on the whole forgiving you thing after that, you know. Hey, do you know what it's like to be in an inescapable torture labyrinth made of your own mind??
Pisses me off. My unversed would have been able to take care of themselves, and... I could've handled it, dammit, but you made Ven scared all over again and-...
He breaks away from Ven and curls back down on the bed.
Shi-- don't panic, it's fine, it's seriously whatever-- look, this happens all the time with me, really, no need to apologize!!! I get this is an emotional moment-!!
He tries to wipe the blood off his arm, only making more of a mess by moving
Another cough. No more blood, thankfully. The golden sludge finishes forming several lovbies. Ven buries his face in the crook of Vanitas's neck. The lovbies are fighting their creator and each other for Van's attention
'm so- glad you're 'wake. Love yo-u so much, Nitas
Shi-- don't panic, it's fine, it's seriously whatever-- look, this happens all the time with me, really, no need to apologize!!! I get this is an emotional moment-!!
He tries to wipe the blood off his arm, only making more of a mess by moving
bad news buddy, I'm still alive. hope you haven't been trying to kill me or anything or this message might ruin your day
(tryna convince ourselves to pick up roleplay again after life being bad destroyed artistic drive askjdhkajsdh maybe we can convince ourselves to interact with people)
- @lamentedrox
Eheh, I've got even worse news.
Haven't actually been trying to kill you OR anyone else. Kinda stuck in a wakeless dream, and have been here for a while. Only reason I'm able to post this is because I willed a gummiphone into existence...
well... that sounds rough. glad you've got multidimensional powers, I guess? or whatever got you that gummiphone
I don't know what ANYONE'S been up to cause I've been keeping to myself (not ALWAYS rotting in bed but like... sometimes) but I guess there could be worse updates than Vanitas in a wakeless dream. I know you went crazy on melatonin once but this sounds different
hopefully everything's okay?? you'd think a guy who spent a year trapped in a heart would have some advice but I can't imagine you'd want it anyways
what do I even say, get better soon? I should make you a card. then you can write in whatever you feel like hearing and see my name signed at the bottom
Yeah, you're decidedly unhelpful, actually. I guess I appreciate the effort? That's more than anyone else is trying to do. Which is sort of pathetic, when you think about it, which I am, cause thinking is the only thing I can do here.
Honestly it could be worse, I can feel things without making Unversed about it so that's a single plus.
Something got you all down? I mean like, what's up here?? Something's off for sure.
Sora steps through the wall, awesome amazing vampire powers yes, raising an eyebrow when he sees Vanitas. He walks over, touching his hair lightly with a clawed glove to really see if he's asleep.. hoping he'd wake up.
"Damn.. so you're really stuck asleep, huh. Honestly.. I kinda wish that was me." He says, sitting on the floor by the bed, his back against the bed.
"I wonder.. can you even hear me..? I.. You and Roxas might be the only people who'd understand not really.. feeling real.." he sighs quietly.
".. Why am I talking to you.. you probably don't even know I'm here..."
-- @edgar-allen-poe-keyblade
His body remains still, and when Sora touches him it's like touching a cold stone in a winter's midnight.
A leopard-like creature steps towards the two, its green eyes almost like a deep river. It was surreal, staring at the Reversed.
Vanitas suddenly appeared in the Reversed's dreamlike eyes.
Hey, you're that weird vampire Sora. Welcome to my dream projection! You don't look so hot.
"Oh holy shit what the fuck-" Sora scrambles away slightly before he realizes he's not about to die.
He blinks a bit as he looks at the Reversed's eyes, seeing Vanitas. "Yeah, just found out half my memories are made up and from a different version of Sora and that I haven't even met Donald or Goofy yet and that Kairi is still in my heart." He says, smiling. "I think I'm kinda a bit crazier than before now."
He stands, reaching to slightly pet the Reversed. "You don't seem to be doing so well yourself. The hell happened, couse you feel like a ice cube."
Your memories are in a mess too now? Wow. You and everybody and their mother...
He stretches within the dream projection, leaning back on something that isn't there.
Well if it helps, I carry the formative years of a person who isn't even me. Not anymore, kind of. Eh... you wouldn't get it.
Either way, I'm stuck in a dream. That Gula prick cast a sleep spell on me cause I was spazzing out, but it's not even my fault I did that-! And now he can't reverse it.
Sora shrugs "I'd probably get it eventually." He listens as Vanitas explains he stuck, before smirking.
"Damn, musta pricked your finger on a spinning wheel too." He grins, wings flapping a bit "Gotta find ya a prince for true loves kiss to wake ya, huh princess?" Sora says, just to be a dick.
"Or honestly maybe if I kicked ya enough you'd wake up." He says with a shrug.
Try me and I'll kick your ass when I do wake up. Seventeen times over. You screw me off... If this were the real world I'd already have Unversed going after you, prick.
He laughs, walking over to the sleeping Vanitas. "Most fairy tales say True Loves kiss will break the spell" he grins, leaning in slightly, lips a few inches from Vanitas's...
Before flicking his nose and tugging his ear like an ass
"Fuck that shit. You'll wake up just to strangle me if I fuck with ya enough, heh heh!" Sora exclaims, laughing. "Maybe I'll dress you up as a giant Paupu fruit. Vani fruit, haha!"
He grins, laughing, wings flapping a bit. "Yeah, it'll be fun to fight ya. I'll be looking forward to it, princess." He says, walking to the leopard and petting it.
"Just gotta wake up soon, yeah? Can't fight you while you're asleep." He says, his voice just slightly softer, his actual concern poking through.
"..any clue how we can wake you up..? Have you seen anything in that dream thing that can help?"
What, this place? An endless floaty ocean of places that aren't real and water I can breathe under? Not much to see that isn't something I'm thinking about.
But I can't just dream a solution into existence. Gula and Ienzo are apparently looking into something but I don't know if I trust that catboy anymore.
Sora steps through the wall, awesome amazing vampire powers yes, raising an eyebrow when he sees Vanitas. He walks over, touching his hair lightly with a clawed glove to really see if he's asleep.. hoping he'd wake up.
"Damn.. so you're really stuck asleep, huh. Honestly.. I kinda wish that was me." He says, sitting on the floor by the bed, his back against the bed.
"I wonder.. can you even hear me..? I.. You and Roxas might be the only people who'd understand not really.. feeling real.." he sighs quietly.
".. Why am I talking to you.. you probably don't even know I'm here..."
-- @edgar-allen-poe-keyblade
His body remains still, and when Sora touches him it's like touching a cold stone in a winter's midnight.
A leopard-like creature steps towards the two, its green eyes almost like a deep river. It was surreal, staring at the Reversed.
Vanitas suddenly appeared in the Reversed's dreamlike eyes.
Hey, you're that weird vampire Sora. Welcome to my dream projection! You don't look so hot.
"Oh holy shit what the fuck-" Sora scrambles away slightly before he realizes he's not about to die.
He blinks a bit as he looks at the Reversed's eyes, seeing Vanitas. "Yeah, just found out half my memories are made up and from a different version of Sora and that I haven't even met Donald or Goofy yet and that Kairi is still in my heart." He says, smiling. "I think I'm kinda a bit crazier than before now."
He stands, reaching to slightly pet the Reversed. "You don't seem to be doing so well yourself. The hell happened, couse you feel like a ice cube."
Your memories are in a mess too now? Wow. You and everybody and their mother...
He stretches within the dream projection, leaning back on something that isn't there.
Well if it helps, I carry the formative years of a person who isn't even me. Not anymore, kind of. Eh... you wouldn't get it.
Either way, I'm stuck in a dream. That Gula prick cast a sleep spell on me cause I was spazzing out, but it's not even my fault I did that-! And now he can't reverse it.
Sora shrugs "I'd probably get it eventually." He listens as Vanitas explains he stuck, before smirking.
"Damn, musta pricked your finger on a spinning wheel too." He grins, wings flapping a bit "Gotta find ya a prince for true loves kiss to wake ya, huh princess?" Sora says, just to be a dick.
"Or honestly maybe if I kicked ya enough you'd wake up." He says with a shrug.
Try me and I'll kick your ass when I do wake up. Seventeen times over. You screw me off... If this were the real world I'd already have Unversed going after you, prick.
He laughs, walking over to the sleeping Vanitas. "Most fairy tales say True Loves kiss will break the spell" he grins, leaning in slightly, lips a few inches from Vanitas's...
Before flicking his nose and tugging his ear like an ass
"Fuck that shit. You'll wake up just to strangle me if I fuck with ya enough, heh heh!" Sora exclaims, laughing. "Maybe I'll dress you up as a giant Paupu fruit. Vani fruit, haha!"
Sora steps through the wall, awesome amazing vampire powers yes, raising an eyebrow when he sees Vanitas. He walks over, touching his hair lightly with a clawed glove to really see if he's asleep.. hoping he'd wake up.
"Damn.. so you're really stuck asleep, huh. Honestly.. I kinda wish that was me." He says, sitting on the floor by the bed, his back against the bed.
"I wonder.. can you even hear me..? I.. You and Roxas might be the only people who'd understand not really.. feeling real.." he sighs quietly.
".. Why am I talking to you.. you probably don't even know I'm here..."
-- @edgar-allen-poe-keyblade
His body remains still, and when Sora touches him it's like touching a cold stone in a winter's midnight.
A leopard-like creature steps towards the two, its green eyes almost like a deep river. It was surreal, staring at the Reversed.
Vanitas suddenly appeared in the Reversed's dreamlike eyes.
Hey, you're that weird vampire Sora. Welcome to my dream projection! You don't look so hot.
"Oh holy shit what the fuck-" Sora scrambles away slightly before he realizes he's not about to die.
He blinks a bit as he looks at the Reversed's eyes, seeing Vanitas. "Yeah, just found out half my memories are made up and from a different version of Sora and that I haven't even met Donald or Goofy yet and that Kairi is still in my heart." He says, smiling. "I think I'm kinda a bit crazier than before now."
He stands, reaching to slightly pet the Reversed. "You don't seem to be doing so well yourself. The hell happened, couse you feel like a ice cube."
Your memories are in a mess too now? Wow. You and everybody and their mother...
He stretches within the dream projection, leaning back on something that isn't there.
Well if it helps, I carry the formative years of a person who isn't even me. Not anymore, kind of. Eh... you wouldn't get it.
Either way, I'm stuck in a dream. That Gula prick cast a sleep spell on me cause I was spazzing out, but it's not even my fault I did that-! And now he can't reverse it.
Sora shrugs "I'd probably get it eventually." He listens as Vanitas explains he stuck, before smirking.
"Damn, musta pricked your finger on a spinning wheel too." He grins, wings flapping a bit "Gotta find ya a prince for true loves kiss to wake ya, huh princess?" Sora says, just to be a dick.
"Or honestly maybe if I kicked ya enough you'd wake up." He says with a shrug.
Try me and I'll kick your ass when I do wake up. Seventeen times over. You screw me off... If this were the real world I'd already have Unversed going after you, prick.
Sora steps through the wall, awesome amazing vampire powers yes, raising an eyebrow when he sees Vanitas. He walks over, touching his hair lightly with a clawed glove to really see if he's asleep.. hoping he'd wake up.
"Damn.. so you're really stuck asleep, huh. Honestly.. I kinda wish that was me." He says, sitting on the floor by the bed, his back against the bed.
"I wonder.. can you even hear me..? I.. You and Roxas might be the only people who'd understand not really.. feeling real.." he sighs quietly.
".. Why am I talking to you.. you probably don't even know I'm here..."
-- @edgar-allen-poe-keyblade
His body remains still, and when Sora touches him it's like touching a cold stone in a winter's midnight.
A leopard-like creature steps towards the two, its green eyes almost like a deep river. It was surreal, staring at the Reversed.
Vanitas suddenly appeared in the Reversed's dreamlike eyes.
Hey, you're that weird vampire Sora. Welcome to my dream projection! You don't look so hot.
"Oh holy shit what the fuck-" Sora scrambles away slightly before he realizes he's not about to die.
He blinks a bit as he looks at the Reversed's eyes, seeing Vanitas. "Yeah, just found out half my memories are made up and from a different version of Sora and that I haven't even met Donald or Goofy yet and that Kairi is still in my heart." He says, smiling. "I think I'm kinda a bit crazier than before now."
He stands, reaching to slightly pet the Reversed. "You don't seem to be doing so well yourself. The hell happened, couse you feel like a ice cube."
Your memories are in a mess too now? Wow. You and everybody and their mother...
He stretches within the dream projection, leaning back on something that isn't there.
Well if it helps, I carry the formative years of a person who isn't even me. Not anymore, kind of. Eh... you wouldn't get it.
Either way, I'm stuck in a dream. That Gula prick cast a sleep spell on me cause I was spazzing out, but it's not even my fault I did that-! And now he can't reverse it.
Sora steps through the wall, awesome amazing vampire powers yes, raising an eyebrow when he sees Vanitas. He walks over, touching his hair lightly with a clawed glove to really see if he's asleep.. hoping he'd wake up.
"Damn.. so you're really stuck asleep, huh. Honestly.. I kinda wish that was me." He says, sitting on the floor by the bed, his back against the bed.
"I wonder.. can you even hear me..? I.. You and Roxas might be the only people who'd understand not really.. feeling real.." he sighs quietly.
".. Why am I talking to you.. you probably don't even know I'm here..."
-- @edgar-allen-poe-keyblade
His body remains still, and when Sora touches him it's like touching a cold stone in a winter's midnight.
A leopard-like creature steps towards the two, its green eyes almost like a deep river. It was surreal, staring at the Reversed.
Vanitas suddenly appeared in the Reversed's dreamlike eyes.
Hey, you're that weird vampire Sora. Welcome to my dream projection! You don't look so hot.
bad news buddy, I'm still alive. hope you haven't been trying to kill me or anything or this message might ruin your day
(tryna convince ourselves to pick up roleplay again after life being bad destroyed artistic drive askjdhkajsdh maybe we can convince ourselves to interact with people)
- @lamentedrox
Eheh, I've got even worse news.
Haven't actually been trying to kill you OR anyone else. Kinda stuck in a wakeless dream, and have been here for a while. Only reason I'm able to post this is because I willed a gummiphone into existence...
bad news buddy, I'm still alive. hope you haven't been trying to kill me or anything or this message might ruin your day
(tryna convince ourselves to pick up roleplay again after life being bad destroyed artistic drive askjdhkajsdh maybe we can convince ourselves to interact with people)
- @lamentedrox
Eheh, I've got even worse news.
Haven't actually been trying to kill you OR anyone else. Kinda stuck in a wakeless dream, and have been here for a while. Only reason I'm able to post this is because I willed a gummiphone into existence...
Pour ice water on my head. Honk an air horn in my ear. Bang pans against my face. I don't know??? Not MY sleep spell. For all I know, I could stay asleep for the next ten years...
Ten years in dream time is like, three seconds in real life time. I didn't mean actual ten years!! It's fine.
Hey, isn't there this thing that Keyblade Masters are supposed to know? The power of waking? Sora told me about it once while he was crashing at my place after getting ticked at his master. That sure sounds like it'd help, right?