A Knighted Redpanda

Gay and 24! Looking for some pals so chat with me!

[unclefather]

reddit is like an evil wasteland

[best-of-inspirobot]

[Be the boy who makes other boys try anal]

[bvbblebeam]

good morning gay people!!

[ottermatopoeia]

[memeclassheroes]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

The guy behind the counter at the post office was just like, "can I getcha anything else? Stamps? Pint of blood?" And the ten seconds it took me to remember my mask has vampire teeth printed on it was the longest most bewildering moment of my year so far

[cornedbeefhashtags]

King David: *plays a regular, non-secret chord*

The Lord:

[stunningpicture]

Kids work together to create eternal recess

[amypopsbubbles-deactivated20180]

#community

[allthesepurplelights]

me @ me

[murderersthumbs-deactivated2023]

[insomniac-arrest]

I hate how in movies and tv shows the gay characters just … get together with almost no build-up or courtship and then creators are like “you’re not satisfied?? they’re happy and together!”

like, read a 100k fanfic maybe?

[insomniac-arrest]

[bob-belcher]

[theredpandaknight]

Queen

[retrogamingblog2]

[pro-gay]

Best tiktok of 2020 everyone else go home

[effington]

[dfuua-deactivated20180420]

me leaving the house

[emotiona1shorty]

[figmas]

[shakeitha-deactivated20190104]

what I actually mean when I send the kissy face emoji

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lorem64]

I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!

[ankaa-avarshina]

Two words: Raw eggs.

[lorem64]

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

[ankaa-avarshina]

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

[phantoms-lair]

*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.

MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.

Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.

Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

[antique-scarecrow]

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

[kingantlion-deactivated20231130]

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?