Night at the Museum starters
Night at the Museum
❝ I told you, I don’t like to be manhandled!❞ ❝ Oh. That’s problematic.❞ ❝ Look, we’re men. We fight, okay? That’s what we do!❞ ❝ Hey teeny, how does that sound?❞ ❝ Don’t be a kiss-ass.❞ ❝ Control your young, please.❞ ❝ Take a look. Do they look happy?❞ ❝ I cannot tolerate this type of chaos❞ ❝ Don’t make eye contact!❞ ❝ Yeah. Keep shootin’. Nothing’s gonna happen.❞ ❝ You rock! I am a big fan.❞ ❝ This is not worth $11.50 an hour!❞ ❝ Good Lord, ___ ! Why are you slapping a monkey?❞ ❝ Don’t let anything in or out.❞ ❝ Do you have any idea what I’ve been through tonight?❞ ❝ I thought you liked surprises!❞ ❝ He was our fourth president, right?❞ ❝ Terrible people skills…❞ ❝ You really think he’s the one?❞ ❝ I did not sign up for this.❞ ❝ I just need a regular job that is not life-threatening and pays my bills.❞
Battle of the Smithsonian
❝ Never send a boy to do a woman’s job.❞ ❝ Sorry. Last time I checked, I thought we lived in a free country, so…❞ ❝ I take it you have a plan?❞ ❝ Act first, think later- ❞ ❝ That is not my name.❞ ❝ In case you weren’t listening, I’m not one to shy away from danger.❞ ❝ I literally didn’t understand a word you just said.❞ ❝ Sometimes it’s more noble to tell a small lie than deliver a painful truth.❞ ❝ What’s a flapjack?❞ ❝ Oh, God! I want to kill you right now!❞ ❝ Yeah, but that sounds made-up, even for you.❞ ❝ Oh, you’re just so adorable, even when you’re threatening me. I can’t take you seriously.❞ ❝ I will always be famous for my biggest failure.❞ ❝ You’re not evil, you’re asthmatic.❞ ❝ I am an inventor, I invent things.❞ ❝ Sorry, I don’t mean to stare. You just look very familiar.❞ ❝ What… is that thing?❞ ❝ Did you just make a decision to possibly end your life earlier than you were expecting?❞ ❝ Okay, thats’ actually crazy.❞ ❝ Don’t worry, I got this handled.❞ ❝ You just seem… vaguely grouchy.❞ ❝ Don’t touch the hair!❞ ❝ My hair is considered currency in certain parts of Europe.❞ ❝ I see that you’re genuinely slightly bothered.❞ ❝ What are you staring at?❞ ❝ Put your hands in your pockets, bring your attitude way down, and also be nice to people.❞
Secret of the Tomb
❝ …Too dark?❞ ❝ That is a deceptively large box.❞ ❝ You can’t catch light. It’s elusive as human happiness❞ ❝ We’re just watching kittens.❞ ❝ I have no idea what I’m going to do tomorrow.❞ ❝ They let you travel?❞ ❝ I think it’s safe to say that we’re in a bit of trouble.❞ ❝ That’s not food.❞ ❝ They must be unbelievably stupid.❞ ❝ Come on, that wasn’t necessary!❞ ❝ It looks like a dragon, I say we kill it.❞ ❝ It will be like taking candy from a feeble Egyptian baby.❞ ❝ What, have you never seen a beautiful, attractive, gorgeous woman before?❞ ❝ We must never speak of what happened here today.❞ ❝ You can’t ambush me with that kinda cute!❞ ❝ Need some help?❞ ❝ Did you ask me to hold your hand?❞ ❝ I have no idea what that means.❞ ❝ Put it down, that’s a defibrillator! That’s dangerous!❞ ❝ He seems well toned and lean…❞ ❝ FANTASTIC, it’s awake.❞ ❝ Tonight was weird.❞ ❝ HOLD MY HAND! ❞ ❝ …Why?❞









