It's All Just A Big Shit Post

Kaylee. "Nothing is impossible. The word itself says 'I'm possible'!" -Audrey Hepburn

[scienceofdeducjohn]

santa clarita diet season 3 was as hilarious as s1 and i need more asap

[helenajanecic]

Black Mirror, San Junipero hommage

[komiago]

brooklyn 99′s first bleep was a bleep done well

[daddyhiccup]

This might be my new favorite B99 joke of all time.

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[c-bassmeow]

Ok but … seriously this is the new rule for 2018 and beyond.

[cindymortiz-deactivated20190812]

yes please. Not here to be your feelings dumpster, thanks!

[identificat]

This is the most bizarre yet pure thing I’ve ever encountered on grindr

[psyducked]

Are you going?

[gonefashion]

these guys went and said it was wholesome and fun!

and look what he said

https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/grindr-bbq-not-orgy?utm_term=.ur27oKlpv#.yfXpzGdkZ

[mnemophile]

update:

he had a thanksgiving dinner and is having a christmas dinner in case y’all missed out on the bbq!!

[notchaoticiswear]

lgb-bq :’)

[rockonkiri]

The guy is a registered sex offender. Kidnapping of a minor and sexual assault.

[darren-fucking-chriss]

http://sexoffender.ncsbi.gov/details.aspx?SRN=011019S7

[kittyit]

a serial child rapist trying to get “families” to attend his bbq. jesus christ

[girlsmoonsandstars]

god damn it

[radical-f]

it was literally shady from the fact that he posted it to Grindr like of course he was trying to reach a specific audience

[cecaeliawitch]

no wonder his family doesn’t talk to him

[libertybill]

Holy fuck

[konigstigerr]

i used to really like this post, thought it was cute. shame.

[gaypussyretard]

[chinasa]

friendly reminder that you can start your weight loss journey at any time. missed january 1st? that’s alright, you can start today. waiting for a sign? well here one is. just start, you’ll never regret it ✨

[shiirkyy]

[hemilf]

arthur:

[catchymemes]

Anti wolf heck collar

“The purpose of the collar is to protect the dog wearing it when it has to fight the wolves. The collar base protects the dog’s throat and carotid arteries, while the spikes are intended to deter bites to the neck or even injure wolves trying to do so.”

[heatandapathy]

“And what do you get from serving humans that you do not get from running free?” sneered the wolf.

“Free food, unconditional love and tactical upgrades,” replied the herding dog.

[you-had-me-at-hallow]

I have a headcanon that Hermione insists her children attend some primary muggle schooling before Hogwarts, just as she had done. Now, imagine Arthur Weasley attending his grandchild’s science fair, being the ultra proud grandfather….and yet also completely geeking out over absolutely EVERYTHING.

[jamiesshelves]

Canon

[themiscyra1983]

“That is a volcano, that is a VERY SMALL VOLCANO, how - young lady, how did you make this? Baking soda and food coloring? MARVELOUS!”

[worlds-of-ink-and-paper]

the kids would love him.

[bluefirecas]

Never have I ever loved anything more than I love this

[hexcoderose]

All the muggle teachers would think he was being so adorable, “pretending” not to know how potato batteries and mini-volcanoes work, fawning over the hard work the kids did on even the simplest the projects. And he comes every year, because after the kids have aged out (”gone on to some boarding school in Scotland,” the teachers say over bad coffee in the break room, “they didn’t seem the type”), he gets an honorary invitation to the fair every year, because he never stops making the kids feel smart and good. 

[weredrowningtogether]

This is as canon as anything will ever be and you can wrestle it out of my cold dead hands

[cheese24k]

Porky Pig’s speech pattern deconstructed

[20daysofjune]

BRUH

[polerin]

Woah.

[darkwingsnark]

“And that’s why I have job security” Well played.

[x-deer-teeth-x]

do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? or if their limbs were just slightly too long? or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It

[tornpyre-deactivated20191208]

stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!

[x-deer-teeth-x]

yknow what? not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I’m glad I could be an inspiration

[oshun67]

We Exist

[inlifeasindeath]

suck a little dick…. smoke a little crack….

[fortunatefool]

Get down tonight!

[lunatictoons]

[princelamb]

the greatest horse in all of animation history

[justsylvari]

director Jones notes that the production team “gave the horse the operatic curves we couldn’t give Bugs”

[seethroughhue-deactivated201902]

wait for it…

[samoora-alamoora]

Good article with a bad headline

[frottinq]

Good article with a headline intentionally misrepresenting the point maliciously.

[gallusrostromegalus]

“No , Dadaism isn’t daddy kink, you ANIMALS.”

— Things my art history prof has had to clear up.