The Resident Necromancer

[anexperimentallife]

you can lead one man's trash to water but you can't tune a fish

[theresidentnecromancer]

Who says? I'll make that fish play Through the Fire and Flames... after some modifications, of course.

[werewiire]

my therapist: “you need to unlearn the belief that failing to completely explain every statement you make will cause people to misinterpret and hate you. that’s generally not how people think, and it’s just your OCD talking.”

tumblr when you word a post slightly vaguely/poorly:

[contemptible-scoundrel]

quit laying solitary eggs with penniless dregs and come lay healthy clutches with a wealthy duchess

[theresidentnecromancer]

I will do as I please.

[911onabcbts]

I’ve never watched 9-1-1, it’s about firefighters, right? Is there any LGBT representation?

no it’s about a grieving widow who launches herself into space

[the-haiku-bot]

no it’s about a

grieving widow who launches

herself into space

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[theresidentnecromancer]

I thought it was about someone hitting the twin ribs with a paper hot air balloon. Shows what I know.

[charl0ttan]

what autumn treat should i bake

carrit cake🐇

[theresidentnecromancer]

BONE CALE 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀☠️☠️💀💀💀💀

[anxietyproblem]

[theresidentnecromancer]

Me when not raising the dead

[supergameboytwo]

hang out with that thang out

[theresidentnecromancer]

I got banned from the function *sniff* they were probably jealous of my studded pelvis.

[cikero]

some of you should seek out immortality

[theresidentnecromancer]

Ayyyy

[official-megumin]

y'know, when I post I usually aim for a hit.

but no, this time. To match my expectations. I'm gonna make an absolute "2 notes" of a post. Just absolutely abysmal post content-wise

[official-megumin]

like yes my honored friends, do me right this time

[official-megumin]

I really believed you'd do it right this time :/

[theresidentnecromancer]

As the ends of a time arise, doth the renewal of the Phoenix once more bring light and flame

[theresidentnecromancer]

Thine mind beheld the spinning of a star, conjured from rot and stolen limbs. Yet alas it burned; putrid and bright from all the things yet seen, and all the things left unseen.

[official-megumin]

y'know, when I post I usually aim for a hit.

but no, this time. To match my expectations. I'm gonna make an absolute "2 notes" of a post. Just absolutely abysmal post content-wise

[official-megumin]

like yes my honored friends, do me right this time

[official-megumin]

I really believed you'd do it right this time :/

[theresidentnecromancer]

As the ends of a time arise, doth the renewal of the Phoenix once more bring light and flame

[official-megumin]

y'know, when I post I usually aim for a hit.

but no, this time. To match my expectations. I'm gonna make an absolute "2 notes" of a post. Just absolutely abysmal post content-wise

[official-megumin]

like yes my honored friends, do me right this time

[official-megumin]

I really believed you'd do it right this time :/

[official-megumin]

y'know, when I post I usually aim for a hit.

but no, this time. To match my expectations. I'm gonna make an absolute "2 notes" of a post. Just absolutely abysmal post content-wise

[official-megumin]

like yes my honored friends, do me right this time

[official-megumin]

I really believed you'd do it right this time :/

[official-megumin]

y'know, when I post I usually aim for a hit.

but no, this time. To match my expectations. I'm gonna make an absolute "2 notes" of a post. Just absolutely abysmal post content-wise

[official-megumin]

like yes my honored friends, do me right this time

[official-megumin]

I really believed you'd do it right this time :/

[official-megumin]

y'know, when I post I usually aim for a hit.

but no, this time. To match my expectations. I'm gonna make an absolute "2 notes" of a post. Just absolutely abysmal post content-wise

[official-megumin]

like yes my honored friends, do me right this time

[official-megumin]

I really believed you'd do it right this time :/

[official-megumin]

y'know, when I post I usually aim for a hit.

but no, this time. To match my expectations. I'm gonna make an absolute "2 notes" of a post. Just absolutely abysmal post content-wise

[official-megumin]

like yes my honored friends, do me right this time

[official-megumin]

I really believed you'd do it right this time :/

[official-megumin]

y'know, when I post I usually aim for a hit.

but no, this time. To match my expectations. I'm gonna make an absolute "2 notes" of a post. Just absolutely abysmal post content-wise

[official-megumin]

like yes my honored friends, do me right this time

[official-megumin]

I really believed you'd do it right this time :/

[official-megumin]

y'know, when I post I usually aim for a hit.

but no, this time. To match my expectations. I'm gonna make an absolute "2 notes" of a post. Just absolutely abysmal post content-wise

[official-megumin]

like yes my honored friends, do me right this time

[official-megumin]

I really believed you'd do it right this time :/