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[princessrhcenyra]

[residentgoodgirl]

[assgod]

Now this is just iconic advice

[theresnogoodurlswtf]

dog: BARK

me (with the same tone and volume): WHAT

[mxnrique]

Hugh Jackman on working with Zendaya

[theresnogoodurlswtf]

girl: *puts on chapstick*

boy: thats too much makeup (: you dont need that to be beautiful gorgeous (:

[theresnogoodurlswtf]

me: *impulsively tells someone a fucked up thing about myself*

them: that doesn't sound healthy

me: yeah lol

me: *thinks about what i told them for 5 hours*

me: why the fuck

[birdonahotdog]

me, opening a conversation and foregoing a greeting: you know who i hate

[000991-deactivated20240906]

me, viewing blogs that fetishize chubby patrick:

me, viewing blogs that always talk about patrick’s weight:

me, viewing blogs that comment on patrick’s weight at all ever:

[necroesque666]

how about yall learn to use last names because i was convinced this was about patrick from spongebob

[umbrella-formerly]

I hate when you’re like “wow nothing is exciting anymore” and someone pipes up like “it’s called growing up” actually deborah, it’s called major depressive disorder but thanks for your input

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

who else feels like uhhh uh uhhhhh uh uhhhhhh

[exceptionals]

me: hey friend: *after two minutes of not replying* hey whats up me: *washing the gasoline off myself* not much hbu

[cungadero]

me: man i sure am hungry but i dont know what to eat

brain: then just fucking eat nothing

me: understandable have a good day

[tomfletcherscats]

i love when my preschoolers pretend to be talking on the phone bc if u leave them to their own devices and observe they just start saying things they’ve heard adults say into the phone like “hello i have an appointment, i’d like some rice”

[christophernolans-deactivated20]

[anti-capitalistlesbianwitch]

[ilovegodwyn]

Are you threatening me with violence

[youngsamberg]

me in any inconvenient situation:

[cumotion]

If you think I’m obsessed with having clear skin then you damn straight