The Richardsons

RP blog. Constantly being terrorized by the neighbors. Poor lesbians Irene and Eleanor that have the bad luck of living next door to That House. (Mod is 21+ and uses she/her)

[therichardsons]

We hope David is doing alright

[david8suggestions]

I'm very good, thank you. How are you?

[therichardsons]

We're both doing alright, we were just thinking about you and hoping things were going well

[therichardsons]

We hope David is doing alright

[theseconddarryl]

BANG BANG BANG BANG

[therichardsons]

????

[theseconddarryl]

TREAT OR TREAT!

[therichardsons]

Oh. Um. *open a bag of candy and give him a piece*

[theseconddarryl]

BANG BANG BANG BANG

[therichardsons]

????

[therichardsons]

just when that house couldn’t get weirder.....

[therichardsons]

A wolf???? near children?????

[just-jacopo]

it’s okay, that’s my boyfriend and he won’t hurt them

[therichardsons]

?!?!?!?!

[indigo-strange]

*turns to a human* I’m a shapeshifter

[therichardsons]

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[therichardsons]

A wolf???? near children?????

[just-jacopo]

it’s okay, that’s my boyfriend and he won’t hurt them

[therichardsons]

?!?!?!?!

[therichardsons]

A wolf???? near children?????

[therichardsons]

Do they have a wolf next door??????????????????????????

[theseconddarryl]

kick his soccer ball at the house repeatedly

[jotunlokisuggestion]

You’re doing great!

[theseconddarryl]

:D

I love playing, mama

[jotunlokisuggestion]

I know you do! Hey, we could buy one of those goal-thingies for the garden for you!

[theseconddarryl]

oh boy!

wanna play with me? *kicks the ball in their direction*

[jotunlokisuggestion]

Sure!…this is the game where you don’t use your hands, right?

[theseconddarryl]

yeah!

[jotunlokisuggestion]

*gently kicks the ball back to him*

There you go! I’m good at this!

[theseconddarryl]

:D

*kicks the ball as hard as he can and it flies into the Richardson’s garden* D:

[jotunlokisuggestion]

….is this a good thing or a bad thing? Did we win?

[theseconddarryl]

umm… I dunno

[jotunlokisuggestion]

Hmmm.

I hereby decree that they have to throw it back, or they lose.

[therichardsons]

*groans and tosses it back* =/

[everythingfox]

Freeloading bear taking a bath in someone’s backyard jacuzzi

(via)

[ampervadasz]

big squirrel

[therichardsons]

work outside in the garden 

[drone-suggestion]

*land*

[therichardsons]

*eyes the bird*

[drone-suggestion]

*flaps wings at human invaders of drone-goose territory*

[therichardsons]

hey! *wave a spade at it*

[drone-suggestion]

D:

D:<

*hisses and comes closer*

[therichardsons]

*gets a bigger garden tool* get out of here!

[drone-suggestion]

*hop-flies at them*

[therichardsons]

Go away!

[drone-suggestion]

*attacks their gardening tools*

[therichardsons]

*runs back into the house*

[therichardsons]

work outside in the garden 

[drone-suggestion]

*land*

[therichardsons]

*eyes the bird*

[drone-suggestion]

*flaps wings at human invaders of drone-goose territory*

[therichardsons]

hey! *wave a spade at it*

[drone-suggestion]

D:

D:<

*hisses and comes closer*

[therichardsons]

*gets a bigger garden tool* get out of here!

[drone-suggestion]

*hop-flies at them*

[therichardsons]

Go away!

[therichardsons]

work outside in the garden 

[drone-suggestion]

*land*

[therichardsons]

*eyes the bird*

[drone-suggestion]

*flaps wings at human invaders of drone-goose territory*

[therichardsons]

hey! *wave a spade at it*

[drone-suggestion]

D:

D:<

*hisses and comes closer*

[therichardsons]

*gets a bigger garden tool* get out of here!

[therichardsons]

work outside in the garden 

[drone-suggestion]

*land*

[therichardsons]

*eyes the bird*

[drone-suggestion]

*flaps wings at human invaders of drone-goose territory*

[therichardsons]

hey! *wave a spade at it*

[therichardsons]

work outside in the garden 

[drone-suggestion]

*land*

[therichardsons]

*eyes the bird*