hello brother, come to mock?

Brittany - Tom Hiddleston is my soulmate. Loki is a lil piece of shit.

[adriankarl]

you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

[modernelf-deactivated20190514]

I don’t understand how in movies when there’s some scene about someone sitting on the bus and thinking about life they just have their head rested against the window and it looks so calming and shit like no have you ever put your head against a window while the bus is moving it feels like your cranium is a blender and your brain is becoming a smoothie

[welcome-to-the-crying-parade]

because the dRUgS NevER WoRK

[KICKS CHAIR]

thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk

[SMASHES TABLE]

CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN

[PUNCHES DOOR]

THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOURE ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED

[HEADBUTTS A WINDOW]

ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE 

[BOMBS OWN HOUSE]

[reallyrealghost]

@AH_Michael: Thanks for the sweet Sun pendant @flutter_chey! —- this is a precious darling boy

[achievement-hunter-fan]

Cuties

[theriseofthelabyrinth]

Me: I met a boy.

Me (two days later): nevermind

[trashcansally]

i’m crying

(credit to giannina)

[someoneudontknow5]

I’m sorry

[nikiforovkatsukiplisetsky]

notsoramsey asked: Can I request some GTA like iphone backgrounds of the AH Crew?

[nikiforovkatsukiplisetsky]

[theriseofthelabyrinth]

notsoramsey asked: Can I request some GTA like iphone backgrounds of the AH Crew?

[lady-neurotica-deactivated20210]

I love it when the dogs are on guard but not in full bark mode yet and they just whisper “boof”

[theriseofthelabyrinth]

demon: i possessed you

me: get the fuck out

demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...

me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

[rainbowreverie]

"What was that?"

"sOD OFF!!"

You didn’t expect me to not do a new drawing of Michael and Gavin playing FNAF when FNAF 3 came out…did you? These dorks playing horror games is hilarious.

The whole thing was sketched out in my sketchbook, scanned in to my computer, colored on my iPad app Procreate with my finger (who needs a stylus?), and assembled and “glitched” in Photoshop.  Enjoy!

[searching-for-vienna]

I cannot count the times I have apologized for how I feel or who I am

(via artistsuffer)

[lux--et--umbra]

Actual depiction of the moment you become a Ryan Haywood fan:

original video here 

[papistark]

Rage Quit more like Rage Cute ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

[drunkroosters]

Michael Jones is so adorable hes like a little baby child that sometimes says the foulest things but hes cute so we don’t even care LOOK AT HIS FACE. 

LOOK AT IT.

[hzerodawn]