[w-e-t-dreamz-deactivated2019061]

seeing how wet a girl gets for you is one of the hottest things

[theriseofthevillain]

straight person: but how do you Know when someone around you is gay?

me: today in yoga class our instructor said "this exercise is about being straight" and i immediately said "i've never been good at that" and only one (1) woman laughed. she had four piercings in her ears. what else do you need me to tell you

[writing-prompt-s]

When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.

[lesbian-moon-gf]

too much

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: this bitch is fucking stupid!!!

[lovelysuggestions]

stay safe because I like being alive at the same time as you

[rottenfaery-deactivated20190708]

“Just trust your gut”

Pal I have anxiety, my gut is literally always telling me to abort mission

[bitchycode]

Is fuck off an emotion because I feel it in my soul

[memeculture69]

[yoursummerdreamz]

[heartbreakhur]

[alvinsuperstar]

[frailcloud-deactivated20160228]

[ckblock]

[yllautca-erised]

.

[slimegargoyle]

a pleasant thought: gay grandparents will soon be commonplace

[herecomesawave]

Wow. This is great

[richtide]

it doesn’t matter how good you’re doing, those sad nights will creep up on you from time to time and that’s ok. doesn’t mean all your progress is gone

[bannock-and-biopolitics-deactiv]

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

[curlicuecal]

oh shit my laundry

[mishafletcher]

reblog to save someone’s laundry

[raiseshand-deactivated20190115]

This is hilariously relatable.

[theriseofthevillain]

person: How are you?

me: i literally have no idea

[diesel-longshot-deactivated2018]

“but mel had an abusive childhood!”

OK???? SO DID I BUT YOU DON’T SEE ME FUCKING RAPING PEOPLE WHAT KIND OF BACKWARDS-ASS LOGIC IS THAT