Walking champ.

Just another white chick with bangs.

[auliicravalhogifs]

Auli’i Cravalho corrected their [paparazzi] pronunciation of her name on the Oscars Red Carpet 2017.

[humansofnewyork]

“I want to be a stand up comic. The hardest thing is to find material that’s not just funny—but also true. Funny can just be a surprise. But good comedy articulates truth in a certain way. And I don’t think I’ve experienced enough to know what’s true for other people. I’ve had a bit of a charmed life. Nothing too traumatic has happened to me. I have a lot of creative energy but I’m not sure that I have the arsenal to back it up. Recently I was at an open mic upstate, and there was an older guy performing who used to be a heroin addict. There was just this sense that you should be paying attention to every word he says, and not just the punch line. I’m not there yet.”

[callchelseaperetti]

TRY HEROIN!

[queerbitchdiaz-archived]

i really needed this today, so for anyone else who might

[scarygoodfanfics-deactivated201]

Thanks I needed this also. I’ll pass it on

[lonewolf7130]

Just the Rock blessing your feed

[northeastartist]

Gotta have the boulder bless my feed.

[oy--gevalt]

Yes I definitely needed this and maybe you did too

[micdotcom]

Dad in chief strikes again (x)

[weloveshortvideos]

[classy-viking]

love everything about this. the girls making fun of the boys, the endless dumb fun the boys are having, its pure

[nipsndnaps-deactivated20170717]

This is so pure. Boys of different races coming together to do dumb young shit. I love it

[colachampagnedad]

[fatmanatee]

yeah I’m everyone involved with this

[emmydeactivated-deactivated2017]

carecen la // center for community change // immigration center for women and children  // american civil liberties union // esperanza immigrant rights project // national immigration law center // kids in need of defense 

other orgs you can help by volunteering/donating: campaign zero (anti police violence) // council on american-islamic relations (support for muslims) // showing up for racial justice (fighting racism)  // friends of the earth (an environmental group) // nextgen climate action (fighting climate change)  // rape, abuse, & incest national network (combating sexual violence) // planned parenthood (healthcare and education) 

[witchymoonhag-deactivated201801]

[subtubitles]

[intoxicatingtouches]

Yup.

[a6]

look at the difference. i dont even have to say it

[bob-belcher]

[island-delver-go]

[mexicanheaux]

Just letting everyone whos ever told me a secret know that its safe with me (and my mom)

[thewamiv]

Omg this is so me

[teesadutta]

[therisottoracket]

lol k

[lifesgrandparade]

Thoughts to all those brave bartending souls in Wrigleyville right now. Yeah, they’re making money, but there comes a point after the fourth person’s puked on the floor outside the bathroom before noon where you question capitalism altogether. 

[helenish]

It's downhill from here.

Last night I dreamt that Channing Tatum nervously presented me with a dress he’d knitted for me. He clenched his (big, work-roughened) hands in anxious fists while I unfolded it. 

“You don’t have to wear it,” he said, before I could say anything.

The dress was perfect. It was beautiful. It could turn into a skirt.

“You like it?” Channing Tatum said, smiling crookedly.

The dress had pockets.

[touchablyalive]

#if anyone ever asks me about female fantasy and some of the ways it differs from perceived female fantasy #i am just going to cite this post

[sashayed]

(looking at couple) so which one of u is the bad hombre and which is the nasty woman

[party-wok]

Better than Burger Chef: Vincent Kartheiser is now KFC’s hunky Colonel

Once the star of a retro TV show about ad campaigns, Vincent Kartheiser is now in a retro ad campaign himself. According to AdWeek, the man formerly known as Pete Campbell is the new Colonel for KFC. Kartheiser is reportedly being billed as the “heartthrob Nashville Hot Colonel,” and he’s been done

i don’t even know anymore.

[popculturebrain]