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one thing i love abt the statnick dynamic is that looking at the normal human guy in his late 20s and the horrifying non-euclidean being made of static and teeth, youd never guess which of them is highly experienced in the occult, and which of them had to explain pokemon to the other

#op i wld argue that staticman is both #a81 #mostly just for an excuse to think about and talk ab a81 w someone

gideonisms

I still don't get why everyone wanted jonmartin to be a sweet healthy relationship. it's about having an unhinged crush on your shitty boss to cope with the bad situation you're in but then as soon as you decide to stop giving him attention he becomes obsessed with you and begs you to run away with him but you ghost him for a full season while he gets more and more pathetic about you then finally you do run away with him but then the apocalypse starts and you eventually use his love for you to get your way and doom all other universes in order to save your own. martin blackwood girlboss of all time x jon sims world's worst manager

#tma #prev they are toxic yuri!!!! to ME!!!!#its all jonny knows how to write. good for us #them being deeply in love and fucked up little guys arent mutually exclusive

character-of-all-time

ROUND 1: TAYLOR SWIFT (dungeons and daddies) VS SAZZ PATAKI (only murders in the building)

FIGHT

taylor swift

sazz

Voting ended onApr 11, 2023

cerayanay

Taylor Swift:

-Raised by single Milf

-decapitated (he’s alright now)

-1/4 demon

-sent to hell for saying the b word

-didn’t want to say the b word (respects women)

-banished from hell

-Has seen his father lose both arms and entire lower body on three separate, unrelated occasions

-unable to distinguish anime from real life, manages to still respect women

-wanted by FBI, captured by FBI, escaped FBI, went back to FBI to get friend, escaped FBi again (ACAB)

-does not shower

-Either had never had an introspective thought ever, or is severely well adjusted. Either way, only character free of emotional baggage

-no relation to irl Taylor Swift

TAYLOR SWEEP

#delighted by this

u motherfuckers give normal more credit than he is due

#dungeons and daddies #i LOVE him. dont get me wrong i love him and of the teens i relate to him the most #thats why i know that all these insightful oh normal is the only one w empathy and the other teens suck and are mean to him posts #are so. no thats not it hes a selfish little kid who wants validation #and thats ok!!!! bc hes a kid and thats what hes meant to be doing!!!! but like. they r all just kids.#they r all handling the situation correctly w the tools theybe been given #like sure normal wants to solve things w love but he wld commit atrocities at the drop of the hat if thats what gives him the validation #that he wants #we KNOW this will has SAID this and hes also shown us that #and there isnt anything wrong w that its ok!!!!!!#i know im yelling at no one but like #hes a shithead high schooler its fine. hes not the Only One Who Shows Kindness in the group #first of all ur over looking taylor my boy taylor #anyways idk. im not saying hes not tragic. hes so tragic. hes just also not his grandpa and i think thats being projected on him too much ig

apathetic-microwave

Canon can't hurt me if I ignore it

#daddpod #op im zooming in on every part of this

begaydodrughailsatan

Me remembering that when the dads when into Rons memories to help him start getting over his childhood trauma he wanted Darrly and Henry to change into something else to make him more comfortable but he wanted Glenn to CONTINUE BEING GLENN!!! (They are best friends crying and sobbing rn yall)