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[theroseempress]

Greetings, fair internet travellers!

Welcome to my blog. I'm The Rose Empress. You can call me any variant of that, Rose, Empress, The, I don't mind.

The most relevant information about it, I would say, is that I write!

If you want to know more about that, you should check out my Wordpress, carolinaauthor.wordpress.com, my sideblog, @wrose-writes, or send me an ask! Any of my actual writing is on the Wordpress, but the sideblog has more activity (hypothetically).

I also do art, but I'm always forgetting to post any of it, so there's nothing specific I can say about that. I just made an art sideblog, @c-rose-c-reates, so you can look at that if you're curious.

As to my personal self, well, wouldn't you like to know! If you want to know anything about me you have to ask. Which you can. I like talking to people.

Otherwise, I'm chill with anyone as long as you can be polite about your opinions. While I obviously have opinions on most controversial topics, being a human, I'm generally not going to mention any of them here.

(And if you happen to know me IRL... since when did any of you have a Tumblr??? Hi?)

[depsidase]

[roycohn]

sorry to tack on but i have a folder full of these images bc i collect ones that make me laugh, MY TIME HAS COME

[senatortedcruz]

[transhuman-priestess]

@zoethesportsblog

[zoesupreme]

a few of my favorites

[zoesupreme]

a new one just dropped

[dappergamelord]

had to add a couple favs from my personal collection

[mackwing]

had to add these bangers

[wrose-writes]

cannot make up my mind for the life of me so i'm putting it to a vote

should these characters be male or female

male

female

Voting ended onMay 26

[wrose-writes]

the results are (overwhelmingly) in thank you everyone for participating! these characters will be women

[wrose-writes]

here's one of them btw. bird cat

[c-rose-c-reates]

they're talking :3

[wrose-writes]

BOTH of them !

[wrose-writes]

may have gotten slightly lost in the worldbuilding sauce but hey at least I know a lot more about wings than I did earlier???

[theroseempress]

it's been like four hours

[notahorseindisguise]

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

[notahorseindisguise]

genuinely no mary... the australian dollar is not doing great right now

[notahorseindisguise]

i need to type with more of an accent

[notahorseindisguise]

youse may bloody reckon a band name of violent femmes'd be a buncha sheilas after a couple bundy cokes. but it aint. packa blokes.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[ripplespate]

I don't have ms paint but just pretend it is bc no one knows paintbrush for mac but i can assure you it was just as hellish if not worse since theres technically no brushes other than a pixel round brush and the worst looking freaking spray paint

[unsound-satyr]

SCROLL BACK!!

IT'S A PAINTING!!!

[teaboot]

Ultimate allo enby bisexual naming themselves "Guns" so yyou can. So you can Fing

[teaboot]

[theroseempress]

these panels are killing me. everyone is underwater

[mobthoughts]

falst looks so defeated in the recent page i cant XD

look at him, i'd say he is a sopping wet cat but he is like the one guy who is not underwater

[theroseempress]

im sorry the common What Now

[thatfoolinthehat]

One of the many reasons I love Falst as a character is because he's sort of a subversion of the classic "angsty loner" archetype. In a lot of ways he fits the box: angsty, antisocial, tragic backstory, trust issues, doesn't value himself enough, etc. But one of the defining traits of the angsty loner is that it usually takes them so long to even come close to giving someone their loyalty and trust. Most of them spend half the story complaining about having friends that love them and have to be forced and pushed and dragged into helping with the plot for so long until they finally accept they're a protagonist that has trust. Earning the loyalty of an angsty loner is no easy feat.

And then there's Falst, who joined the protagonist squad half of day after meeting them because they were the only people nice to him. Who continuously tries to help them and barely even bothers to disguise it. He hated Dainix the second he met him, but where it would take at least a season or two for other angsty loners to learn to like and trust him, all it took for Falst was a single night full of zombie-fighting for him to sell his soul to him and deem himself the Head of the Dainix Fanclub, Who is Always Always Going to Defend Him and Will Maul Anybody Who Hurts Him. He is not even trying to hide it, our catboy's classic loner self-preservation I-don't-need-nobody facade cracked the second anybody in the Floof Squad was nice and shattered completely as Dainix saying it's not actually a tactical descion to get eaten by zombies.

[ellisdweller]

oh so that’s why she’s called snake alright then that’s lovely goodnight

[ace-and-the-rpg-horrors]

i giggled

[licl0ud]

HOLY FUCK

[chaos-incarnate-xd]

STUDIO AUDIENCE CHEERSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[ghost-dadd]

would you rather

be made out of cheese

be made out of hornets

Voting ended onMay 31

[ghost-dadd]

i really appreciate the cheese math @ifvwasix