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Pros and Cons of Houses

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HOW IS EVIL LAUGHTER A CON

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Exactly, welcome to Slytherin

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send me "if i was dating you" descriptions

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a friend of mine brought to my attention that most of you guys probably don’t know what my face looks like. i don’t do selfies, so. here’s all of them at once!

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you should totally click on these for the super amazing captions

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for the day crowd. i do, indeed, have a face.

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my friend is sexual. urnf.

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oh yeah

so sessy

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I miss you so much, Roomz.

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i miss you, too, chickadee! -hugs n snuggles 9eva-

((help i want to play dramatical murder but then i'm too lazy to download it

#ooc #the captain speaks #help me

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Manga can be read

Here

The different story manga can be read

Here (read this only after finishing the anime/manga)

Anime can be watched

Here (sub) (download here) - low seeder count may take a day to finish

Here (dub)

Drama CD’s can be listened to...

#save

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repeat steps when you feel your mohawk start to fall! (its 4:30 and i hope this still makes sense and is funny in the morning)

((anyone want to see my horrible selfie skill

if not i'll spare efurryone the pain))

#ooc #the captain speaks

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Christmas Mistletoe.

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Reblog and see who leaves you a kiss in your ask box.

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apply bun directly to the forehead

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As an animal science major I can 100% certify that this is the correct usage of a bun.

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It's Pocky Day! Send my character a ═ to generate one of the following:

My muse standing around with pocky in their mouth.

A visit to the pocky store with my muse.

A gift of pocky from my muse.

Finding my muse in a bathtub of pocky.

Coming home to my muse in your bed with pocky.

A trip to the park with my muse and pocky involved.

A lunch together with my muse and sharing pocky.

My muse getting kinky with pocky.

My muse sticking pocky up their own nose.

The pocky kiss with my muse.

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#need

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Holy shit, this is the greatest

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Okay, so, I’m running on the assumption that people are taking this seriously. If not, my bad. THIS IS INCREDIBLY NOT WHAT HAPPENED AT ALL This woman’s name is Amy, and she owns a bakery/restaurant called Amy’s Baking Company. Not only do they serve the customers store-bought food under the pretense of it being gourmet and house-made, but they treat their customers absolutely terribly. This woman once chased two guys out of her restaurant because they had decided to leave after waiting 2 HOURS FOR THEIR FOOD. SHE WAS PISSED BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T PAY FOR IT. IT’S ALSO PROBABLY GOOD TO MENTION THAT SHE DOESN’T LET THE SERVERS HAVE TIPS, WHICH IF YOU’VE NEVER WORKED AT A RESTAURANT, MEANS THAT THEY GET PAYED FAR BELOW MINIMUM WAGE. AT THE TIME OF THE KITCHEN NIGHTMARES EPISODE, SHE AND HER HUSBAND OPENLY CONFESSED TO FIRING OVER A HUNDRED EMPLOYEES IN FIVE MONTHS. GORDON RAMSAY GAVE UP ON HER. THIS WOMAN IS NOT A FEMINIST HERO SHE IS A BATSHIT CRAZY FUCKING PSYCHOPATH IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME, WATCH THE EPISODE ON YOUTUBE.

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I saw it, watch the episode

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I don’t like roleplaying fights very much. It’s not because I don’t like my character getting hurt or anything like that. It’s because I worry that I’ll seem like a god-modder.