His Majesty, the King

@mappadouji

Hello! My name is Katie. I'm a veterinarian and crazy cat lady. Art blog @duckscribbles Please do not ask me to diagnose your pet. CALL YOUR VET IF YOU HAVE AN EMERGENCY. I cannot legally or ethically advise you to do anything but seek a licensed veterinarian. Icon image scanned by Taotastic (SK Remix #8 cover).

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millionsknives

oh edward elric bleeding out and nearly dying impaled by a massive steel beam shaving pieces off his soul and years off his life because he chose not to kill the objectively worst guy he's ever met but he's just like. ah. if this is the price i have to pay for mercy i'm glad to pay it. 16 years old, unshakeable belief in the value of a life, shortest fuse in the world, mad as hell at all times, heart of gold for all of humanity. no one is doing it like him

doodleoo

what you learn from hobbies:

consistent practice opens up whole worlds of skill that you couldn't imagine

making mistakes in the process of learning is not only natural, it is also essential

activities that you enjoy can give you more energy back than you spent on them

wow everything is so expensive

doodleoo

my hands hurt

firethesound

I can't count

mawofthemagnetar

Cold take but all languages are beautiful actually. Every single one. Every single human language on earth is a collection of stories interwoven into the very fabric of the words that are spoken.

“Oh but this language sounds scary-“ have you heard a child speak it while pointing at a butterfly?

“Oh but this language sounds silly-“ have you heard someone’s grandma recite a recipe with such practiced ease it comes off as poetry?

“Oh but this language is really weird-“ and yours isn’t? Everyone’s language is weird, dumbass, it came free with your fucking humanity.

Every tongue that is spoken is a work of art. Every language a unique window into the world.

Isn’t it wonderful?

stuckinapril

This may sound preachy, but if you’re in your teens or 20s please take care to develop the habit of speaking positively about people behind their backs. Gossip is unavoidable, and yes it does allow people to bond, and yes some people deserve to be shit talked. But I think being negative about things is literally just nature, whereas trying to be positive about things and people is a quality you have to be very intentional about . If this does not apply to you, good for you. But for most people I think it does. Im not lauding toxic positivity so much as saying that if there’s space to speak positively about someone behind their back, it’s better to take that route.

tigerleopardlion

This young lady is turning 18 years old! 😾 This makes Naia the oldest living black-footed cat in the U.S. population, and possibly the oldest in the world! She is, however, shy of being the oldest recorded BFC by 6 months. So here is to good health Naia!

Black-footed Cat | Fossil Rim Wildlife Center

penandinkprincess

for my fellow foilks in the path of the winter storm: don't forget to do your laundry and maybe wash your bedding while you're at it

if you lose power, better to have no power and clean clothes than no power and dirty clothes if you need to bundle up or pack a bag to evacuate to somewhere warm

allsadnshit

"Growing Around Grief"

Lois Tonkin, 1996

crabussy

"being a human is so boring why can't I be one of the COOL animals" okay hey. I hear you. but I actually really super love being an omnivorous persistence hunting primate with a stomach capable of dissolving many literal poisons and the ability to smell geosmin (released in the soil after it rains) at five parts per trillion. I super enjoy being a bipedal terrifyingly agile mammal with some of the most efficient sweat glands in the animal kingdom. I find a lot of joy in being an endotherm with mimicry abilities that rival most other animals with vocal chords. it's sick as hell I'm having a lot of fun

sometiktoksarevalid

ekjohnston

*weeps uncontrollably at 9 o'clock in the morning*

God, I love randos on the internet who just want to be kind.

magicratfingers

allthingswhumpyandangsty

MAY YOU NEVER LOSE YOUR HYPERFIXATION

phantomrose96

Giyuu DemonSlayer is a good character because he is ostensibly one of the six highest-ranking members of an elite corp of inhumanly-skilled public protectors, but he permanently exudes the vibe of a 35 year old stuck working fast-food with the world’s dumbest 16 year olds.