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The Gents toss in a presumably trustworthy DVD of the 1990 live action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie to do a commentary track to disasterous result.
Game of Thrones 508 Spoilers Ahead. !!! Just kidding, we didn't spoil anything..
We’re not dead. Here’s over an hour of us trying to figure out new recording equipment. S2 xoxoxoxo
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ust in time for it to probably not be in theaters anymore, the Gents and special guest Shane discuss X Men: Days of Future Past. You'll hear about their opinions on things like its title, whether or not they did a pod about Looper, Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart's alarming ways of getting into character, and James McAvoy or Michael Fassbender. Just, y'know, them. Oh and some other legit points about the movie/ the franchise. And golf claps.
The Gents welcome first-timer Shane to the bunker and bid adieu to the last generation of videogaming by talking about their favorite games from the last 7(?) years, making it very clear that they haven't actually played a whole lot of videogames recently. Also, they address and ultimately undermine attempts to improve after a very fair point from a listener and Ross can't get through the intro before messing things up. Oh and a poignant discussion about hard sci-fi vs. soft sci-fi.
Also this was supposed to be a 20 minute bonus episode. That went according to plan.
The Room Drinking Game
As promised on this generic time cycle's episode, the below is the set of rules I came up with for my The Room drinking game, almost 4 years to the day after I made it. Clearly I drank more then. Take careful, Gentlepeople! This one's clearly designed with beer in mind.
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So, "The Room" is easily one of the worst, but most unintentionally hilarious movies ever. I, with the help/ influence of some friends, have compiled a set of rules to help dull the pain of this movie through drinking. Because this is one of the most intense drinking games I've ever seen, there's an "easy mode". If I tagged you in this, you're expected to go through this ordeal with me in the future. If I forgot you. Whups. Sorry. Enjoy. “The Room” Drinking Game *: Easy mode Drink every time…. 1*. Johnny says “Oh hai” or “don’t worry about it!” 2*. Lisa is described as “beautiful” or “sexy” 3*. There is an establishing shot of San Francisco 4*. There is a sex scene 5*. Johnny and Mark are described as “best friends” 6*. Denny does something socially awkward 7. A new character is on screen with no explanation 8. The characters are clearly against a blue screen 9. Johnny and Lisa’s wedding is mentioned 10. A sub-plot is started that is never again referenced (breast cancer, Denny’s drugs, etc.) 11. Someone turns down drugs 12. Lisa lies about her relationship with Johnny 13. A football is passed on screen Event-based drinks: 1*. “The results came back, I definitely have breast cancer” 2. The flower-shop scene 3*. “You are tearing me apart, Lisa!” 4. “I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark.” 5. The drug deal scene 6*. “Cheeeep cheepcheepcheepcheepcheep!” 7. “She wants to control my life. I'm not going to put up with that. I'm going to do what I want to do, and that's it. What do you think I should do?” 8*. The tuxedo/ football scene 9. “You invited all my friends! Good thinking!” 10. Party Fight 11*. Johnny’s flashback scene (waterfall here to end the pain) If you really hate yourself or want the pain to stop, finish your drink when Lisa asks “Is he dead?” Maybe the last 3 minutes will seem less painful.
"YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!!"
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The Gents tackle a classic and its very...uhh...questionable remake. Look it's pretty hard to find anything good about Magnificent Seven. Why was Steve McQueen even in this? I mean, he barely was but still. Jeez. But Seven Samurai, what a movie. Seriously. Just watch it. Always. I need to at least once a year. Look I'm really tired and this episode was a pain to edit. Remember Gentlepeople, your fathers aren't cowards!
P.S. Someone remind me to post the painful 20 minutes where we came up with the sign off as a bonus one day.
The gents talk about the 2014 Godzilla flick, but not before a discussion about the new Batsuit, and the Star Wars cast photo. Prepare to hear a lot about Brian Cranston, a few simple ways to improve your film featuring Brian Cranston, and Ross making a world record of 28 mentions of Ben Affleck's dick in the span of one conversation (number possibly inflated).
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The Gents get back to it and analyze the cause and effect of the "shark curse" that has plagued movies since the late 60s...but mainly just the Jaws movies. Ross admits he prefered one of the sequels more than the original as a kid, Gerald has a special request for the listeners, and Conor explains how he's back even though it was established that he died in the last episode. ALSO, the best round of Total Recast yet! Strap in, and watch out for German existential sharks.
whats the point of making a new tmnt movie when we have this masterpiece
The Gents saw the TMNT trailer and declared an emergency meeting to try to makes sense of it. They cut short a game of Total Recast in order to come up with the TMNT movie they would actually want to see. Get at us, Hollywood. This is GOLD. Oh and there are a ton of tangents, because our brains actually wouldn't let us talk about the new TMNT for more than 5 minutes at a time.
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This is what happens when we're on a postseason break.
RGC 16 - Sidebar! or: Season Finale
The Gents lose their minds when Conor seems a little "off." Hold on guys, sidebar....what's the deal with this episode? It's ridiculous. Are they even talking about anything? No? Well good thing it's funny as hell.
**Note: The audio's a smiiiiidge weird, but this episode is way too good not to post**
Download link is THIS WHOLE BLOCK OF TEXT. Magic.
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Here's the most recent episode, where we started talking about Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky and then things went downhill fast.
So as you hopefully know by now, our next Gents is going to be about Ricky-Oh: The Story of Ricky. This movie is insane. It's on Netflix. You have no excuse not to see it. Seriously.
This dude pulls nails out of his hand more calmly than I cut my fingernails. Also, let's be real for a second, for a dude in prison his hair's pretty luxurious, too.
So yeah, get psyched for our next generic time cycle's episode!
THIS EXISTS APPARENTLY. IF ANYONE CAN FIND US A COPY OF THIS WE WILL SEND YOU HIGH FIVES OR SOMETHING.
In this second part of the Gents' "Horrible Movies" trilogy, Gerald/Gerbil got everyone to watch House II: The Second Story ("Frightening Strikes Twice!"), the comedy sequel to a movie that no one's heard of where the only likable characters are either secondary or are puppets. How does a group of esteemed gentlemen try to talk about a movie that has no plot and was very clearly a rushed first draft where nothing makes sense where insane things happen for no reason with no explanation? Listen and find out!
Gramps and the Pugapillar
No one's favorite characters from House II
EVERYONE'S FAVORITE CHARACTER FROM HOUSE II
