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Invade my inbox. Flirt with my muse.
My muse was just in a car accident, and they have to be rushed to the hospital. Your muse is their emergency contact, and you get a call in the middle of the night. What is your response when you show up?
Send me "It's freezing!" and my muse will decide how to warm your muse up.
Send me "OBJECT" and my muse will tell you one item you left behind at their house.
Pregnancy Starters
"S/he started kicking last week."
"I'm not ready to be a parent."
"I just feel like my feet have fallen off. I can't see them!"
"Are you sure we can do this? Have this baby?"
"I don't care what we have as long as it's healthy."
"I'm pregnant, and I... I don't know who the father is."
"Stop trying to convince me to give it up! I want this child."
"Come here. S/he just kicked."
"It's okay. You can feel it."
"But do you know what this means? Our whole lives are going to change for this baby."
"Do you really think I can do this on my own? Be a single parent?"
"I don't want to know the sex."
"You got me pregnant."
"Are you ready to start a family?"
"This is what happens when the condom breaks."
"You have to help me. I can't do this on my own."
"It's a girl/boy."
"I've never wanted anything more than this. I want to be a parent."
Invade my inbox. Talk dirty to my muse. Make him/her squirm.
;; Greyās Anatomy Starters
āĀ Why do you think I want to keep an eye on you? ā
āĀ Can you keep a secret? ā
āĀ Oh, my God. Iām gonna die. ā
āĀ He has no pulse! ā
āĀ Whatās the point? Whatās the point of anything?
āĀ Youāre a complete tool sometimes. ā
āĀ Iām not an ugly duckling anymore. Iām a swan. ā
āĀ Iām glad heās getting laid. I should be getting laid. ā
āĀ Our lives are built on our mistakes as much as our successes. ā
āĀ It seems like you came home because you thought you were in trouble. ā
āĀ I came back, but Iām not home. And Iād really like to be home. ā
āĀ Itās okay. You go. Weāll be fine. ā
ā You had sex. How was it? ā
āĀ When did you become such a kiss ass? ā
āĀ I still got it. My superpowers are intact. ā
āĀ We should have never gotten married in the first place. ā
āĀ Donāt be sorry, be better! ā
āĀ Iāll give you ten bucks to stab me in the face right now. ā
āĀ That poor handsome fool. ā
āĀ You will never, ever find another friend as good as me. ā
āĀ The world keeps going without you. ā
āĀ Somethings are simply out of your control. You canāt change them, you canāt bend them to your will. ā
āĀ People change, but they donāt change.Ā ā
āĀ I lost my shoe! ā
āĀ Donāt give me some nonsense about how absence makes the heart grow fonder. ā
āĀ I donāt understand how this keeps happening! ā
āĀ Youāre right, Iām fleeing. Like Bambi from a forest fire. ā
āĀ Iām sorry this happened to you and Iām sorry it made you hate me. ā
āĀ Glad youāre back. ā
āĀ Can two people really be meant to be? ā
āĀ Iām not a spoon. Iām a knife and Iām going to stab you in the eyeball. ā
āĀ Sometimes we have to get lost. To find each other. ā
āĀ Why do you keep calling me princess? ā
āĀ I am laughing, just not externally. ā
āĀ Check yourself before you wreck yourself. ā
āĀ I think Iām falling in love with [ā¦], and Iām really afraid itās going to destroy me. ā
āĀ You need to expand your horizons. ā
āĀ When weāre done here, can you braid my hair? ā
ā If you ever cheat on me, I will kill you. ā
āĀ You want to be a mess, be a mess. I donāt care. I can take it. ā
āĀ She was perky, and she sounded happy and tall with a lot of great hair. ā
āĀ I just got here, I havenāt had a chance to screw anything up yet.Ā ā
āĀ Iām going to miss you. ā
āĀ Itās the past, and you donāt have to defend it. ā
āĀ I hate both of you right now. ā
āĀ Youāre making a mistakeāa big one. ā
ā I was staring at Simba. ā
ā You gave me syphilis! ā
ā This is why I keep you around. ā
ā So, thatās what rock bottom looks like? ā
ā Iām asking for a job, not a date to the prom! ā
ā Heās an attractive guy. Good bone structure, hypnotizing eyes. ā
ā Carpe Diem. How annoying is carpe diem? ā
ā I think I like this rules thing.Ā ā
ā You must be the woman whose been screwing my husband. ā
ā Youāre my person.Ā ā
āĀ I donāt want to never see you again. ā
āĀ Iām short so my punches land low.Ā ā
Send a "āÆāand Iāll randomly generate a number 1-20. My muse will react to your muse...
Use this website to generate a number between 1-20. Do not look ahead of time! Some are NSFW!
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Gilmore Girls Starters
Did you do something slutty?Ā
People are particularly stupid today. I canāt talk to any more of them.
Nice stripper name.
I already had the longest day of my life and oh look, itās only 10! How nice!
This is not a herbal tea morning, this is a coffee morning.
This is a jumbo coffee morning. I need coffee in an I.V.
To me you are the teacher in the Charlie Brown Cartoon.
You are giving me that look, arenāt you? Your patented āDo it or something unspeakable shall befall youā look.
I am attracted to pie, but I do not feel the need to date pie.
I never thought a man would ever even want me.
Iām looking up āaneurysmā in our medical dictionary to see if I just had one.
I donāt think youāre taking me seriously.
I just donāt want to do or say anything else thatās gonna be remotely moronic.
Iām afraid once your heart is involved, it all comes out in Moron.
Are you in any way malnourished, or in need of some international relief organization to recruit a celebrity to raise money on your account?
Not everyone finds the idea of being pelted with frozen water appealing.
This is not a drive-through! She is not fried chicken!
I canāt imagine anyone seeing you as a disappointment.
Iām not avoiding anything. Iām going to find coffee.
No, you know what hurts? Having a screwdriver jammed in the side of your head.
You, however never shut-up no matter how hard I throw you against the wall, thus ensuring the wake-up process.
We should commemorate it with an oil painting or a severed head or something.
If you say thereās no reason for the mood, then thereās no reason for the mood. Youāre simply nuts.
Yeah, you do know honey that garbage doesnāt actually talk at all unless itās on Sesame Street.
Did you know that a butt model makes $10,000 a day?
So what time does the judgmental express arrive?
Hey, I have a huge dilemma that I need your opinion on!Ā
Random Starters [ send me one maybe? ]
"Do you believe in the tooth fairy?"
"I think I'm pregnant. And it's not yours."
"I feel like I'm going to puke."
"Are you seriously wearing that to the party tonight?"
"You need to change that attitude before we leave this house."
"I AM NOT CRAZY!"
"Stop staring at me like I grew a second head."
"Are you drunk or do you just act like that all the time?"
"I forgot where I parked my car."
"I'm not going to lie to you anymore. I do love you, but I..."
"It's only a slice of pie."
"I just want to be loved again. Is that so wrong?"
"The cat is looking at me funny."
"YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE!"
"I think you're the prettiest thing I've ever seen."
"Care to join me?"
"I would rather not eat dinner alone."
"Did you remember to lock the door?"
"How do you live with yourself everyday, doing what you do?"
"I don't feel pretty enough for him."
"You can do anything you set your mind to."
"People say ignorance is bliss, but... I just want to know the truth."
"People are stupid today."
"I'm in the hospital. Can you come?"
"You're act liking I'm in love with you or something."
"Go ahead and leave. I'm not going to stop you."
"I'm tired of fighting."
"I think you need help."
"Do whatever you believe in, and I'll support you."
"What is it like being you?"
"A thousand armies couldn't keep me out. Never let me go."
āI wouldnāt even think of it.āSimeon smiled and kissed her cheek, though then his smile faltered and his feet shuffled as he stepped a bit away.āThough the idea of you fighting off a thousand armies is a bit terrifyingā¦ā
"I know I can count on you."
Simeon smiled at the words, shifting on his feet as a slight blush spread to his ears.āAw, mum, quit it, youāre embarrassing me.ā
Ā„ Come here amour and help me relax.
Simeon hummed, peering over as he heard Celia speak, and before he knew it he was up and walking over to relax next to her. He shifted in his spot to better accommodate her, snuggling and kissing her cheek with a small smile.āAnything for you, Celia.ā
Touch my muse! Touching is a quiet way of conveying your feelings, so tell me how you feel with your touch!
Top of head: Sibling affection/parental affection
Hair: Yearning
Ear: "I want you to hear me out."
Nose: "You're so cute."
Cheek: "I want to tell you I love you."/Deep affection/Devotion
Neck: Dislike/Hate/Disdain
Shoulder: Worry/Concern for other/Fear
Waist: Possessiveness/"You are mine."
Over the heart: "I love you."
Butt: Sexual attractiveness/lust
Hip: Interest
Back: Wanting to kill/will betray you one day
Stomach: Fun!/Silliness/"Wanna go cause some trouble?"
Forearm: Indifference/Don't particularly care for
Biceps: Aggravation/Irritation/"You are an idiot."
Fingers: Friendship/amicable
Wrist: Fear of losing you
Knee: "Don't worry, I'm here for you."
Chin: Beauty/attractiveness
Thigh: Sympathy/empathy
Calves: "I will cause you pain."
Feet: "I will serve you forever."/Deep devotion and and feelings of servitude/extreme fealty
Even More Drabbles
Leave a āAmuse Meā in my ask, and I will write a funny drabble about my character trying to cheer your up.
Leave a āBreak Meā in my ask, and I will write an angsty drabble about our characters.
Leave a āCall Meā in my ask, and I will write a drabble about my character asking for yours [be it at the brink of death/in a battlefield/knocking on the front door wounded, feel free to specify.]
Leave a āDrink Meā in my ask, and I will write a drabble about my character taking shots with yours.
Leave a āEnamor Meā in my ask, and I will write a fluffy drabble about my character trying to woo yours [be it out of the blue/Valentines Day,feel free to specify.]
Leave a āFight Meā in my ask, and I will write a drabble out my character fighting with/or against yours.
Leave a āGet Meā in my ask, and I will write a drabble about my character saving yours.
Leave a āHaunt Meā in my ask, and Iāll write a drabble about my character watching over yours[as a ghost, watching from a distance, or otherwise, feel free to specify.]
Leave a āInvite Meā in my ask, and Iāll write a drabble about my character asking your character to
Leave a āJoin Meā in my ask, and Iāll write a drabble about my character giving your character an offer [be it a proposal for an alliance, asking them to join them in an activity (you can get dirty if you want), feel free to specify.]
Leave a āKill Meā in my ask, and Iāll write a drabble about my character killing yours.
Leave a āLove Meā in my ask, and Iāll write a fluffy drabble about our characters.
Leave a āMourn Meā in my ask, and Iāll write a drabble about my character mourning your characterās death.
Leave a āNurse Meā in my ask, and Iāll write a drabble about my character healing yours.
Leave a āOffer Meā in my ask, and Iāll write a drabble about my character giving yours a gift.
Leave a āPaint Meā in my ask, and Iāll write a drabble about my character drawing a picture of yours [like one of your french girls~ be it painting them or drawing them, maybe offering a picture of them as a gift, feel free to specify.]
Leave a āQuite Meā in my ask, and Iāll write a drabble about my character trying to calm yours down [be it from crying, from lashing out, feel free to specify.]
Leave a āRemember Meā in my ask, and Iāll write a drabble about my character trying to get yours to remember them [be it from an accident, meeting them after years apart, feel free to specify.]
Leave a āShag Meā in my ask, and Iāll write a dirty drabble about our characters.
Leave a āTell Meā in my ask, and Iāll write a drabble about my character confessing something to yours [be it a love confession, a secret, feel free to specify.]
Leave a āUnbind Meā in my ask, and Iāll write a drabble about your character freeing mine, or the other way around, or something among the lines [be it freeing them from jail, from handcuffs, from a trap, from a curse, feel free to specify.]
Leave a āValue Meā in my ask, and Iāll write a drabble about my character telling yours how they feel about them.
Leave a āWed Meā in my ask, and Iāll write a drabble about our character under the subject of wedlock [be it my character proposing to yours, or marrying yours, feel free to specify.]
Leave a āX Meā in my ask, and I will write whatever it is that you wish, [specify.]
Leave an āYahoo Meā in my ask, and Iāll write a drabble about our characters celebrating something [feel free to specify.]
Leave an āZip Meā in my ask, and Iāll write a drabble about your character dressing mine, or the other way around [this can also be used for shutting them up as well, but feel free to specify.]
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"There is no way out."
"I never wanted anything from you."
"I like to keep to myself, thank you."
"I was dead when I woke up this morning."
"My heart is hollow now."
"They're coming to get you."
"There's a drumming noise inside my head."
"Tell me what you want me to say."
"Leave all your love behind and run."
"There's no light in your eyes."
"I'l be dead before the day is done."
"It's over. And I'm going under."
"It's peaceful in the deep. No need to pray, no need to speak."
"I found the devil in me looking for heaven."
"A kiss with a fist is better than none."
"You are the space in my bed."
"If you're gone, I will not belong here."
"I was just looking for a breath of life."
"I can stay in the dark if you need me to."
"I don't want your money. I don't want your crown. I've come to burn your kingdom down."
"Whose side are you on?"
"Sooner or later, you love the things you lose."
"Would you leave me if I told you what I've done?"
"Never let me go."
"All your love will be exorcised."
"I can hear your heart beat."
"What has been done can not be undone."
"You left me in the dark. What was I supposed to do?"
"I'm damned if I do, and I'm damned if I don't."
"You'll carry it with you if you want to survive.'
"A thousand armies couldn't keep me out."
"The room was so quiet..."
"Things go wrong no matter what I do!"
"You were a falling star, and I caught you."
"You're my head, you're my heart."
"Though the pressure's hard to take, it's the only way I can escape."
"It's hard to dance with the devil on your back."
"You don't have to be afraid anymore."
"They're in my head. They won't shut up."
"I never knew daylight could be so violent."
"What's the point in living?"
"They were there when I woke up this morning."
"I know I can count on you."
"Sometimes I just feel like saying I don't care."
"I'm always in this twilight in the shadow of your heart."
"I started to hear it again.."
"I can't leave the past behind."
"You've got the love I need."
"The dog days are over."
"You can't choose what fades away and what stays."
"Life is just too much."
"I was looking to get a dream of life again."
"I'm not giving up. I'm just giving in."
Send me "thatās dirty" and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.
Sexual Sunday NSFW special, theyāre all suggestive, but donāt have to be responded to in a NSFW manner.
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