thesamuraiman

"A Sound Soul..."

[thesamuraiman]

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[corsolanite]

[corsolanite]

Pokémon out here trying to improve our lives. ☺️

[politicalsci]

[aint-coming-back-lol-deactivate]

Seeing biblical teachings being reversed into conservative teachings is one of the funniest things holy shit. Like this makes it painfully clear that Jesus taught the exact opposite of all these things yet conservatives in the US wanna call themselves “men of god”.

[chewbacca]

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)

[skarchomp]

these two panels did irreversible damage to our society 

[hooray4skeleton]

should be noted: the creator made a followup to this in direct response to its overuse:

[thesamuraiman]

I agree with both things here.

[corsolanite]

[rosewilsonworth]

Rose Wilson in Deathstroke #41

[aenhanse]

I know how hard this is. To have to figure this stuff out on your own. It’s kinda nice not being the only Spider-person around.

[holepsi]

Long ago there was a Deputy…

[forursmiles]

[kodaksnacks-blog]

😂😂😂 why he do that poor baby like that

[goth-aunt]

Lmfaooo

[willygurl68]

Me as a parent

[bookhobbit]

why is “olde vampires in high school” the big thing and not “olde vampires in college”

everyone in college is eccentric. everyone

you wanna wear full on Victorian suit? the girl in pajamas who clearly hasn’t slept in three days supports you

everyone is too preoccupied to care as long as you’re polite and follow class etiquette

multiple high school diplomas? eh. same stuff. multiple BAs? Enjoy learning chemistry AND art history! All in detail!

wandering around campus at 3am? that’s just the lifestyle tm

no matter how old or young you look it’s not really that weird, there’s sixteen year olds and sixty year olds doing BAs somewhere

big schools are very anonymous so nobody’s gonna bother to hassle you

[overelegantstranger]

the girl in pyjamas is the vampire

[themauvesoul]

Also:

If u put ur blood in a water bottle ppl will assume it’s juice and be Jealous

“Oh god I’m a monster” 20 students who r all procrastinating big projects say “same” simultaniousely and with the exact same tone

Everything is a joke so if u say “I subsist on the lifeblood of mankind” someone will go “lol what a mood”

It would take u like 100 years to major in everything

Seen sucking the blood of a fellow classmate and u r instantly the campus Cryptid and Mascot

Listen. If u have an ethical dilemma go find a philosophy major that believes in ethical subjectivism and they’ll make u so angry u forget abt whatever the fuck was bothering u

College is the only acceptable place to get into fistfights over classical literature

Literally all u need to do to avoid suspicion is be the guy that always has gum and a stapler

If u have a majestic mustache ppl will just assume ur an English major

Allergic to crosses? Cool. So r certain stem majors.

[yeezys-girl]

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[greaterland]