Crazy and Loving It

College freshman, theatre major, musician. Taken since 2/28/14 I'm a fan of horror, comedy, rock, rap, and Johnny Depp. I'm also a Juggalo. Whoop whoop!

[kismeme]

How babies make decisions

[dreamingtheater]

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: The new Gorillaz album in 2016 will mark the first time the whole band is making an album together since Demon Days in 2005. The last time Gorillaz released an album was 2011’s The Fall, which was made entirely by 2D. Plastic Beach was released in 2010 as a joint effort between Murdoc and an (unwilling) 2D. With this new album however, all 4 members will be together making music again for the first time in over 10 fucking years and oh god I was not ready for this today

[punchthegoose]

Teachers: Wikipedia is very unreliable *Hands out 25 year old textbooks instead*

[kiszkamoon]

so today i found out that i’m allowed to carry a knife with me to school as long as it’s smaller than 3 ½ inches but i still can’t show my shoulders and if thats not a perfect description of american schooling idk what is

[lucasnoahs]

COVER YOUR SHOULDERS WITH KNIVES

[tastefullyoffensive]

What is dog by The Darkland (bigger)

[thebestoftumbling]

saint bernard puppy chasing a gopro

[chriscappuccino]

When I first saw GoPros in the stores, I thought, “What the hell would anyone need that for?” Now I see.

[tyleroakley]

honestly the only thing i care about today

[terriamon]

employee fistfights in walmart are a lot more deadly because the employees know the terrain and what they can use to their advantage

customer fistfights in walmart are a lot more destructive because customers dont care about what they destroy to reach their goals

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

what about employee v. customer fistfights

[terriamon]

an unstoppable force meets an immovable object

[swiftforthewin]

Rachel and Taylor parallels

[miyku]

me after 3 hours sleep 

mother : are you all right? me :  

[careens]

what if banksy is tyra banks

[mathpapi]

Tyra banks is actually an anagram for banksy art

[careens]

SHIT!!!!!

[cig--daddy-deactivated20160406]

The year is 2015, and you still have to explain to adult men AND women that there’s no such thing as a “tight” or “loose” vagina, because it’s a muscle that expands and contracts depending on a variety of reasons. Or that a woman does not pee out of her vagina. Or that reaching an orgasm during sexual assault does not mean the person enjoyed it. Or that abortion is not the destruction of a fetus, but is of a clump of cells. That the length of a penis has NO relevance to the ability to preform well sexually, since the average vagina is only 3-4 inches long. That pubic hair is not unsanitary or gross, it actually helps protect the sex organs against bacteria, and shaving actually increases chance of infection, abscesses and rashes. But no, we don’t need comprehensive sex ed in America, we’re doing fine!

[inkskinned]

sometimes i’m like “why am i still here” but then i realize that i’m often the only person who is around to take bad-to-eat stuff out of my dog’s mouth and i think there’s this sort of western idea of “if youre not CEO youre nothing special” but my dog is still alive bc of me and i’m still alive bc of other people so maybe i’m just here to pet cats and wear sweaters and help people take the glass out of their mouth. you know? maybe i won’t be CEO but maybe i’ll be able to help somebody afford their trip home. and i think that’s pretty okay, you know?

[thecashewchronicle-deactivated2]

i needed to hear this today i think

[adriankarl]

you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

[pandorasbox-]

You need to marry someone you'd still be down to fuck real quick in the laundry room while the kids are watching 'The Lion King' downstairs and there's only ten minutes left on the timer till you need to take the dinosaur nuggets out the oven.

[turnon]

@girls don’t ever let your education suffer for some boy, I promise you they ain’t shit

[sixpenceee]

So this is a shower head

[thesanelyinsane]

I thought the brush in the left eye was teeth.

[piecomic]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by John McNamee