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someone give him a grammy

This is fantastic and so confusing. So many songs I had a strong recognization for, and then some lines I had none. I really wanted to sing more than one of each. Wild.

ikchen

from the notes (thank you to @ yetanotherplayer): Where is the Love Mashup Our Song – Taylor Swift, Angel – Shaggy, Whatever You Like – T.I., Chicken Fried – Zac Brown Band, Love the Way You Lie – Eminem, Feathered Indians – Tyler Childers (yikes), Hey Ya – Outkast, How You Remind Me – Nickelback, Ocean Avenue – Yellowcard, Tubthumping – Chumbawhumba, Sweetest Girl (Dollar Bill) – Wyclef Jean, It’s a Great Day to be Alive – Travis Tritt, Irreplaceable – Beyo, I’ll Name the Dogs – Blake Shelton, BBQ Stain – Tim McGraw, Shape of You – Ed Sheeran, Self Conscious – Kanye West, Country Grammar (Hot Shit) – Nelly, You’re Beautiful – James Blunt, Soul Sister – Train, Every Morning – Sugar Ray, Just A Friend – Biz Markie, Welcome to the Black Parade – My Chemical Romance, I’m Like a Bird – Nelly Furtado, Crazy Bitch – Buckcherry, I Wanna Talk About Me – Toby Keith, Changes – Tupac , Bad Day – Daniel Powter, Scars – Papa Roach.

memewhore

hopefullyababe

is your brother calvin of bill watersons classic american comic strip calvin and hobbes

is this your brother

@unpretty

it’s DIRT

unmute for comically aggrieved farmer

fieldbears

reblogging for the second time because I still laugh uncontrollably. in my mind the cows are trying to be gracious about their strange gift. ‘yes we love it thank u’

fizzgigfurball

@diseonfire future?

vet-and-wild

I know I literally just reblogged this but I love this video so much it always makes me laugh because

1. “LADIES”

2. The very disappointed “Eclair…”

3. “WHAT?” (High pitched mooing in response)

4. The way they turn into Pleakley from Lilo and Stitch as they get progressively more frustrated

funny-tik-toks

Sound is a must

stealthboy

OH WHAT A GOOD SCUTTLE

kitty

appendingfic

“Ten-year-olds are the most frightening people on the planet. I think we all remember being ten, where making eye contact during recess meant you were going to have a Pokemon battle, and the winner got to keep the loser’s lunch money.

“But as an adult, seeing the kids who are off on their Pokemon journeys, swaggering along, ready to fight anybody and everybody they meet, up to and including God, it really hits you. These children will fight you, and when they win, your best bet is to just throw twenty dollars on the ground and flee in the other direction.

“The worst ones are the ones with six Pokeballs on their belt. You’re like, I possess one elderly Snubbull, and for all I know, you’ve got a Rayquaza in one of those balls.

“And sometimes, you hear stories. Like, ‘a ten-year-old boy dismantled Team Rocket’. Or ‘a ten-year-old girl dismantled two terrorist organizations and then tamed the primal manifestations of earth and sea’. I think you could tell me a ten-year-old did anything, and I wouldn’t question it.

“To be honest, I think the Pokemon Leagues are just there to keep those kids occupied so they don’t just take over.”

ryncoon

So this is the material John Mulaney performs in the pokemon world

anxietyproblem

jewghoul

When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese

bransidhe-deactivated20201122

this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you

stygianzinogre

Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?

jewghoul

who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese

one-million-cats

who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese

thebelchers

darksilenceinsuburbia

animal-factbook

This dog is one of the world’s most well-known supermodels. This lucky canine travels across the globe, wearing the latest fashions and getting its picture taken along the way. Photos end up in Vogue, Elle, and several other high profile magazines and publications.