Cinematography Iâm gay for: the Confident Woman Walk
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Cinematography Iâm gay for: the Confident Woman Walk
Marvel fans: please go see Wonder Woman because itâs not very often that we get a superhero movie with a woman protagonist
DC fans: please go see Black Panther next February because itâs not often that we get a superhero movie with a predominantly black cast
What Iâm trying to say is, these movies stand for something more important than your fandom
Itâs main event time. And now, I give you your IncredibleâŚ
May the 4th be with you!
Some asshole: Why is Robert in every marvel movie? I hate him.
Robert:
Cobie:
Chris:
Chris again:
Stan Lee:
Sebastian:
Sebastian again:
Anthony AND Sebastian (again):
Tom:
Mark, Scarlett, Chris, Chris AND Jeremy:
SO NOBODY CARES THAT YOU DONT LIKE HIM. NOBODY CARES THAT YOU HAVE ANOTHER FAVE.
BECAUSE LET ME TELL YOU: YOUR FAVE LOVES ROBERT ALL THE WAY.
So today this happened! Pretty damn happy with the end result! May the fourth be with you đ
âLet the games begin.â âNo. Now they end.â
remember the white dress i wore all through that film? george came up to me the first day of filming, took one look at the dress and said: âyou canât wear a bra under that dress.â
âok, iâll bite,â i said. âwhy?â and he said: âbecause⌠thereâs no underwear in space.â
he said it with such conviction. like he had been to space and looked around and he didnât see any bras or panties anywhere.
he explained. âyou go into space and you become weightless. then your body expands but your bra doesnât, so you get strangled by your own underwear.â
i think that this would make for a fantastic obituary. i tell my younger friends that no matter how i go, i want it reported that i drowned in moonlight, strangled by my own bra.
rest in peace, carrie fisher (october 21st, 1956 - december 27th, 2016)
Mark speaking for us all
Carrie Fisher Wrote Her Own Fantastic Obituary
âIs there any reason why my nameâs on the king?â
Woman? Is that meant to insult me? I would return the slap, if I took you for a man.
Draco Malfoy in the books
If you didnât read the books you wouldnât knowâŚ
Draco Malfoy personally made the Potter stinks buttons and nobody could fix them to say Harry was cool and shit, if they tried it would only make the insults worse
You wouldnât know Draco Malfoy was always right behind Hermione in grades
You wouldnât know Draco was seriously the most animated person at school and acted out everything.Â
You wouldnât know Draco got deeply offended when people didnât laugh at his jokes
You wouldnât know Draco created the Weasley is our King song, tune and all. (Probably in the shower or something because heâs such a weenie)Â
You wouldnât know Draco and Ron got into a fist fight in their first year
You wouldnât know about the huge knock down drag out between Draco, Harry and the rest of the Slytherin and Gryffindor quidditch team in their fifth year. (Harry  and Draco just fucking tackle each other and start whooping each others asses and itâs amazing.)
You would miss out on basically everything Draco says and does. Heâs a walking gold mine and Itâs upsetting the movies didnât devote a few seconds for any of his shit (Azkaban did an okay job)Â
You wouldnât know about the Weasley is our king buttons he made in fifth year either
You wouldnât know Draco didnât actually try and fight a Hippogriff he was just petting him and offhandedly said that he was ugly. He didnât sprint over to him, he actually did all the bowing and what not.
If you didnât read the books you wouldnât know that Draco is the most annoyingly smart and artistic little shit youâve ever heard of.Â
you also wouldnât know that Harry was the only seeker who could beat him. That he suffered from quite severe depression in book five. Quit Quidditch, stopped seeing his friends. He was depressed to the point of looking physically sick. That when he confronted Dumbledore he said he had to kill Dumbledore because Voldemort had his family. Not because he was concerned for himself. You wouldnât know that he was the only person able to find a way into Hogwarts passed Dumbledores protection spells.
You wouldnât know that in book six he became so good at occlumency that even Snape wasnât able to read his mind.
And that he was the only one in the full series who became friend with Moaning Myrtle.
You know @readthebloodybook knows what theyâre talking about because their name is âread the bloody bookâ
#readthebloodybook #to understand and appreciate #the cute piece of shit Draco Malfoy is #thanks
how did jk manage to write ootp and not come to the conclusion that the only career w any true meaning for harry james potter was as a goddamn professor at hogwarts like how do u write the da scenes and say ânah heâd want to be a wizard copâ
#just let him dress in warm sweaters and have tea with neville in the staff room and help first years #harry james potter as hogwarts longest serving defense against the dark arts teacher fucking fight me (@batcii)
#but it would be so perfect??? #bc it would help normalize his life so much #like there would just be this generation of kids who are like #âugh who cares that he killed the dark lord he gAVE US HOMEWORK OVER BREAKâ #like the beginning of every year there would be the new first years who would freak out a little #but then it would calm down #and most of the students would literally forget #until like clockwork the fifth years would have their history of magic class on the second war #and theyâd all show up to DADA looking a little awestruck and everyone would be extra quiet #and harry would give this kind of annoyed sighâexcept itâs fake bc he TOTALLY knew this was coming #bc binns is a bro and he totally gives him a heads up every year #and harry wouldnât have any lesson plans for the day and instead he would just sit at the front of the room and answer everyoneâs questions #but otherwise everyone would just be like âprofessor potter!! i canât get my patronus to work! help me!â #and like theyâd go home at the end of the year or for break and their parentsâwho ARE still starstruck by harry james potter #would pester their kids with questions#and the kids would just be like âmerlin i donât know?? potterâs such a huge dork you should hear him talk about proper wand movementsâ #but they would all love him #and he would feel safe and normal and utterly accepted #AND I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE (via @cinematicnomad)
I am here for all of this. <3
Donald Trump, a man who has never been elected to any public office, just tried to describe the Presidency to Hillary Clinton, the most over qualified candidate in the history of our country.
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Napoleonâs cowboy apron
so the 30-year-old song âAfricaâ by Toto is now number one on itunes because some radio station convinced the whole population of new zealand to buy it simultaneouslyÂ