So Fab, Much Sass

Its a blog... about things... because reasons.

[kyleehenke]

these are basically turning into my video diaries

[artdusktea]

this video made me laugh so hard I threw up. I woke up my 63 year old mother downstairs, she rushed up to make sure I was okay. it’s gone midnight. i want to watch it again but I’m scared I’ll shit myself next

[thesassyjack]

Jazzercise rabbit ftw

[vicforprez]

[loganlerms]

the fbi will never catch me

[8392019938]

“omg why are you crying?” “the economy, bro”

[officialunitedstates]

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

[accioconfusion]

cable news network

[officialunitedstates]

could be.  literally no one knows

[just-shower-thoughts]

Cells multiply by dividing.

[britishpike]

[arcampbell94]

Seeing people your age who are against gay marriage is scary.

[katiaobinger]

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

[cresentmoon2000]

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

[autisticyunarukami-remade-deact]

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

[intuwitchion-deactivated2019011]

Bonus points: one is illegal in your state and it is not the gun

[folieadicklord]

what is going on down there are you guys okay

[thedesignateddriver]

no

[coeur-de-coucou-deactivated2015]

Bonus round: was the scream after caused by fun or was it them getting shot

[higherthanheroes]

Challenge mode: it’s the 4th of July

[the-kellin-under-the-vic]

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

[joleebindo-blog]

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

[ngoccjoker]

[hyperallergic]

“Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see, and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious.”

- Stephen Hawking

What colors!

[morati-deactivated20160306]

[tombstone-actual-deactivated202]

Bruhhh machinist porn 

[domestic-douchebag]

Ohh my

[your-uncle-dave]

That.  Is.  Beautiful.

[micdotcom]

Watch: Still confused about transgender people? John Oliver has you covered 

The media and the military still have a lot to learn.

[singhallelujahh]

hey

hey guys

4th of july is almost here

and y'all know what that means

[thespacegoat-deactivated2016100]

the fact women are viewed as being more sexy at 15 than 40 is the creepiest thing in the world

[fairwindandafollowingsea]

The fact that 15 year olds are considered “women”.

[geneticist]

[stonerswithboners]

Heart strings (tendons) inside the human heart.

In biology we dissected a heart and our teacher told us that the heart strings can sometimes break after a deep emotional trauma causing the heart to lose form an as a result be unable to pump blood effectively, you can literally die from a broken heart

[mofobian-deactivated20190216]

Takotsubo cardiomyopathy

Broken Heart Syndrome, emotional stress can kill you. It does all the time. Even animals.

“Because this weakening can be triggered by emotional stress, such as the death of a loved one, a break-up, or constant anxiety, it is also known as broken-heart syndrome.“

[atsirhc-deactivated20230825]

hellonurse because I know you’ll love this. xoxo

[sheisinrecovery-deactivated2017]

So far you’ve survived 100% of your worst days. You’re doing great.

words of comfort. (via rawfullybrooke)

[studiotrigger-deactivated201605]

how do you say to eat pussy in french

[suzuyajuu-deactivated20150815]

aller à l'église

[studiotrigger-deactivated201605]

merci!