I've Got A Bulletproof Heart

alternate to @emot0nallyunstblewitch Draven, 24 he/him/his

[thesassysiberian]

[thesassysiberian]

I'm back on Tumblr, and it's weird.

But I came out and I'm living my best life.

[alifelesslonely-deactivated2015]

[shortvideosandstuff]

dubbayoo:

“Marina Abramovic and Ulay started an intense love story in the 70s, performing art out of the van they lived in. When they felt the relationship had run its course, they decided to walk the Great Wall of China, each from one end, meeting for one last big hug in the middle and never seeing each other again. at her 2010 MoMa retrospective Marina performed ‘The Artist Is Present’ as part of the show, a minute of silence with each stranger who sat in front of her. Ulay arrived without her knowing it and this is what happened.”

[theapatheticstag]

my heart broke a little

[thesassysiberian]

Oh God this broke my heart a bit

[gothcostco]

the plot chickens

[gothcostco]

why do 70,000 people have as bad of a sense of humor as me

[weedle-testaburger]

[nishlo-deactivated20151015]

[dagangstapenguin]

i’ve discovered why people like collarbones so much…

they’re perfect for chips and dip.

[thesassysiberian]

This is too much power

[glumshoe]

я не говорю по-русски, но вы возьмете свою странную фотографию лошади, и вам это понравится, мудак.

[lilnasxvevo]

что, черт возьми?

[glumshoe]

я не знаю, что происходит. Я устал и использую онлайн-переводчиков для подделки поддельных русских подписей. Я боюсь, как быстро мои родители стареют.

[narwhalsarefalling]

Я не верю, что ваши предки быстро возрастут, если вы продолжаете смотреть на них. ибо время - это река, которая течет, как море, и не берет ни одного заключенного. доверяете ли вы тому, что говорят вам пальцы? освободить их

[drinkingcherrysyrup]

Наконец-то люди говорят на нормальном языке 

[narwhalsarefalling]

ах, другой, кто говорит на высшем языке! я рад вас встретить. я также боюсь, как быстро мои пальцы ног упадут и боятся за будущее моего младшего брата

[enlightenedrobot]

Я призываю древних демонов. и откладывать на поверхность земли. Истребите человеческие отходы, как те, которые у них есть; пировать их мозги, как поп-пироги прямо из сумки.

[glumshoe]

кто-нибудь в этой теме курил сорняк?

[bunnymoon-phase]

[duckduckngoose]

For the people who would like to know what’s going on

[cuddlebutt-kitty]

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

Stupid is timeless.

[kumboochies]

I’m that lady who’s just FEELING it

[beep-beepster]

tbh cables were like that and safety precautions weren’t hard set in yet

[10-thousand-words]

Oh wow this is horrifying

[moripartylove]

Holy shit

[dyoniisus]

You know what they were a little valid

[thesassysiberian]

Ope

[depressedbarbie]

I believe this with all my heart.

[love24hours]

[rel-ish]

straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle*

gay friend groups be like: *stubborn lamp* *mouldering seagull* *history book* *laughable umbrella* *The Thing That Lives* *a forgotten bone*

[gahdamnpunk]

Lmfaaooooo Norway just called the US a dusty ass bitch and they ain’t wrong

[thesassysiberian]

but are they wrong tho?

[did-you-know]

Don’t Let a 💎 Define Your ❤️

Hey Tumblr, 

This V-Day, why not take a moment to educate yourself on the history of diamonds? (Newsflash: They’re not forever, but they are a 🔥 example of clever advertising.) 

Watch the latest episode from our new show to learn more.

And remember — It’s cool if you simply love the brilliance of that bling; also cool if you opt to put those paychecks towards a trip or starter home or savings account with that lucky partner of yours; cooler still if you’re single this V-Day and focused on loving yourself, as you should. 🥰

But don’t let a rock define your heart.

Your Friends, 

@did-you-know​

[lapisbitch]

me watching steven universe

[thesassysiberian]

I want a lab created stone so I know it was ethical. Preferably a blue or white sapphire (just as shiny and almost as strong)

[thesassysiberian]

I GOT MY LAB CREATED SAPPHIRE RING!!!

[thesassysiberian]

penis

I walked in on you in the bathtub

your penis floating like kelp in the sea

you yell at me

"WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE???"

[toorucool-deactivated20161124]

so *poses seductively* what are your feelings on fall out boy?

[thesassysiberian]

Hahaa m

[nonverangel]

reblog with at least one lesson you’ve learnt from Supernatural

family don’t end in blood

[ruined-by-destiel]

“I’ll keep fighting. I’ll keep swinging until I got nothing left.” -Dean Winchester

“You don’t have to be ruled by fate. You can choose freedom. And I still believe that’s worth fighting for.” -Castiel

“It doesn’t matter what you are, it only matters what you do.” -Sam Winchester

[thesassysiberian]

my drag mom saved my life tonight. I originally was messaging her to let her know I loved her and I was going to kill myself tonight. we've been talking about pretty much nothing since I sent the first message a couple hours ago and I dont wanna die anymore. pls reach out to someone. it could really help

[profmeowmers]

i’ve found it, the promised land

[notsweettea]

[anarch-witch]

[floridaoranges]

I’ve been here! There a truck stop and a diner. In the women’s bathroom there’s a fully clothed statue and if you try to pull down the pants, an alarm sounds in the whole diner.

[pleafromacatnamedvirtue]

Reading this post is like having a stroke.

[thesassysiberian]