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Heeeeeeeey Vriska ::::) How's your relationship with Hussie?

Vriska: ........

(tfw you purposely sacrifice yourself just to be eternally sucked into unexistance with an orange stalker dude).

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Vriska: Ok so.... now that things have obviously become A LOT more “active”, so to say the least, why don’t you all send me “asks” of how you think our “grand finale” went. >::::)

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John is offline.

EB: no...

EB: did i just die???

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john whats your favorite video game?

EB: if i had to decide it would be life is strange.

EB: what can i say, i am a sucker for attractive time traveling hipsters.

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John is Online!

EB: guess what i got!

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Auditions are open!

See cast page to know who is open and who isn’t!!

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I'm on mobile so I can't access the audition rules, may I have a copy or link?

Audition rules

General Rules

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VRISKA IS OFFLINE.

VRISKA: Sadly, our night together answering all these fun intrusive questions must now come to an end everyone. Unlike most of the other trolls around this joint, as you all know, I have very important things to return to. Lots of plans and tasks I need to complete if we’re ever to get anywhere close to finishing this game. Tons of irons constantly filling up the fire, so there’s hardly room or time to squeeze in anything else minuscule in comparison.

VRISKA: Long story short, what I’m saying is that I can’t allow myself to 8e distracted any longer 8y anymore silly questions, I adore chatting with each of you, but I gotta go do cool stuff. I’ll talk to you all l8er next time I’m on! ::::) 

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Howd it feel when you were asking feferi about her well being on the meteor and then it turned out she was faking it?

VRISKA: Well, you see, Piexes and I had this whole weird rel8ionship going on where we pulled fast ones like that on each other all the time. Most of the time it was me messing with her. She got me the times I least expected it. That was one of them. (Although I would’ve 8een there for her too if she actually had needed me.)

VRISKA: I was kinda peeved at first, 8ut it was pretty good and funny. Piexes was the only troll who couldget away with pitching jokes like that my way. She was gr8 and I really enjoyed her company. ::::)

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Hey vriska I always wanted to ask why you took a liking to John for that period of time and why the interest in humans at all

VRISKA: John.. John John John. I don’t even know where to 8egin when 8eing asked anything a8out him. So many people ask a8out one another all the time as if we were involved in anything more together 8esides a gr8 alliance.

VRISKA: He’s resourceful, compassion8, thoughtful, smart and funny. He’s my favor8 of the humans. Actually he’s the only one I genuinely care a8out. Without him I wouldn’t have made it this far, and he still continues to inspire me. He’s different. I just like the kid, what can I say.

VRISKA: when he told me a8out humans. Their race sounds so much more evolved. So much more forgiving, welcoming, entertaining, enticing, and determined. So much more...like its for me. 

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Vriska kiss kiss fall down stairs

VRISKA: John told me what “ahnimay” thingy you’re referencing or whatever, you’re not funny!

VRISKA: (8esides, didn’t I already do that to Tavros?) 

VRISKA: (Save this ask for him anon, I’m sure he’ll 8e weak in the knees from laughter.) 

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why do you think nep doesnt like you vriska?

VRISKA: Who says Nepeta doesn’t like me, I’m pretty sure she’s just intimid8ed 8y my superior RPing skills., as everyone usually is.

VRISKA: Who cares anyway? She’s hardly important to 8eating the game and its not like I need to impress her, so it doesn’t hurt my feelings whatsoever. ::::P

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vriska did you ever at one point have a flushed crush?

VRISKA: May8e I have, may8e I haven’t. It’s no one’s 8usiness either way...

VRISKA: Who would even 8e a8le to fill that roles for me? Have you seen how amazing I am and how high my standards are? Who do you think I would possi8ly develop any sort of crush on???

VRISKA: 8esides, I’m too 8usy for quadrant nonsense anyway!

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so vriska im gonna guess you don't flarp anymore, but have you tried DnD?

VRISKA: I tried getting 8ack into the FLARP scene 8ut Terezi didn’t want to and I couldnt find another teamm8 so I had to join in on my own and it wasn’t as fun anymore!! Its changed so much, there’s all these new stupid rules and popular characters who weren’t around last time and everyone called me outd8ed!!! Fucking ridiculous!! I don’t have the time for it now. ::::(

VRISKA: The humans thought that DnD would appeal to me 8c its “similar to my interests”, so I sat down one time to play it with everyone and they all started calling me a cheater the second I 8rought out my dice or tried to kill my “teamm8s”. Screw that noise!!!

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Hi Vriska! So what have you been up to?

VRISKA: Nothing much, working on saving everyone’s asses and 8eating thisgame,  as usual!

VRISKA: Oh!! Terezi got me a neat sweater and scarf and some gloves for gristmas! ::::D <>

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Vriska, what is the meaning of life, and do you think you're living a good one?

VRISKA: See I come on here asking for simple questions depicting how gr8 I’ve 8een doing and I get 8lown out of the water 8y some sudden philosophical 8s ugh.

VRISKA: Everyone expects me to know everything. I don’t, granted I am Vriska Serket and I do know a lot more than the average troll, I really don’t know everything.

VRISKA: I used to think the meaning of life was “kill or 8e killed. 8e the 8est you can 8e’. 8ut I’ve learned a lot more over the last few sweep and I’ve come to the idea of “just live and enjoy it. 8e the 8est YOU that you can 8e”. I think I’m doing a pretty damn good jo8 so far...

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Sorry for the late question Vriska! But umm, why spiders? I know that's an odd question, but is there any significance behind your infatuation with the number eight other than the fact your lusus is depicted as an arachnid?

VRISKA: Well, 8 also happens to 8e my lucky num8er!! In many alternian cultures it represents a lucky num8er, and everyone here knows that I am all a8out luck. 

VRISKA: Also, if you haven’t noticed, there were 12 of us stuck on the meteor at one point. I had strategically set everyone up with their own num8er at the time to use as code to help us in the game, though no one else had known. I so happened to 8e set as num8er 8, no coincidences!

VRISKA: My wrigglingday falls on the 8th of one of the humans months, I forgot which, 8ut it holds no significance. I also have 8 dice, and Marquise spoke of the num8er 8 many times in her journal!

VRISKA: 8esides that, why would I need to explain myself? Spiders are 8adass and 8 is the coolest num8er!