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@thescarredqueen
Holy fuck it's been a while
This is my personal tumblr. (I shall be back on this blog after my semester ends which is in 3 weeks.)
Anyone around looking for someone to plot with?
Mun photo because I'm drunk!
I’d call her a storm, or tornado, but they are destruction without purpose. Her? She look’ll you in the eye as she tears you open, just to see how much you’ll bleed.
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Lady Morgana Appreciation Post - Season 4 Edition
“ Don’t think I don’t understand loyalty just because I have no one left to be loyal to. “
“I saw that. You just checked me out.”
“I would question your vision if you missed that.”
RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS
Following my AUs and Prompts List from a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs.
Because most of them aren’t mine, credits are at the end.
SHORT
“Marry me.” “Do you want me to leave?” “You are not going without me.” “I can’t believe you!” “I swear it won’t happen again.” “What did you say?” “I’m not jealous.” “You’re jealous, aren’t you?” “We can’t keep doing this.” “Are you sure this is legal?” “Isn’t this amazing?” “I’m going to take care of you, okay?” “Stay the night. Please.” “You can’t die. Please don’t die.” “Run away with me.” “You did WHAT?” “Quit whining.” “Get outta my sight!” “Why are you so annoying?” “Were you ever going to tell me?” “Never in a million years.” “Don’t ask me that…” “I might have had a few shots.” “What’s with the box?” “W- What are you doing?” “Say it!” “I could kiss you right now!” “Are you done with that?” “What’s going on here?” “Stop pinning this on me! You started it!” “It’s your fault we’re in this mess.” “Did you do this on purpose?!” “Kiss me.” “Are you still awake..?” “Excuse you?” “This is all your fault!” “I can’t believe you dragged me into this.” “Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!” “I shouldn’t be in love with you!” “It’s not fair!” “I could kill you right now!” “Knock it off!” “Screw you!” “You’re a complete moron!” “I love this song!” “I can’t be in love with you!” “Make me.” “Don’t tempt me.” “I hate you.” “You are infuriating!” “Just shut up already.” “That doesn’t even make sense.” “Bite me.” “Eat me.” “Kiss my ass.” “Just admit I’m right.” “Just admit you’re wrong.” “You are being ridiculous!” “That’s irrational.” “Listen to me!” “That’s not what I meant and you know it.” “Don’t yell at me.” “That’s it. End of discussion.” “I don’t believe you.” “You shouldn’t have said that.” “Fuck you!” “Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.” “How dare you?” “I dare you!” “It’s you, it’s always been you.” “Well this is awkward…” “Just pretend to be my date”.
MISCELLANEOUS
“Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?” “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” “I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.” “You know what I like most about people? Pets.” “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?” “What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.” “I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist.” “Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.” “Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.” “Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?” “Can I touch your boob?” “It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly, you’re just extremely not right.” “You shouldn’t be trusted with small children, should you?” “Give me cake or give me death.” “On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?” “You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?” “Despite the cliche, it’s not me, it’s you.” “Obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t.” “No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.” “When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!” “If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?” “I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.” “What have I told you about the toilet seat?” “I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.” “I vote today to be a pajama day.” “You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.” “I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.” “I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.” “You know we’re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.” “Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?” “I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.” “What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.” “I am NOT crying, okay?! I’m allergic to jerks!” “This would not happen if I had a penis!” “That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.” “All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.” “I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle.” “Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.” “I’m ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.” “To the night you’ll never remember!” “Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?” “Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.” “Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.” “You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!” “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.” “Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.” “I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.” “You better take care of that car or I swear I’ll haunt your ass!” “This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“ “It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.” “I could do that, but could doesn’t mean would.” “You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.” “You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?” “I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it” “Do you need me to kill someone for you?” “Look out where you’re going, asshole!” “Fuck the sandwich guy!” “I did not mean for stripping to come out of this.” “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?” “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.” “I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I find you repulsive.” “There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.” “I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?” “There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships.” “It’s midnight, what do you want?” “I think I know how to use a bed.” “If I wake up in the morning and I’m dead… Wait.” “You are completely unfit to handle a child.” “We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.” “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!” “When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.” “It’s not a double date, we’re just third and forth wheeling.”
PREGNANCY
“I have something to tell you…” “I think I’m pregnant.” “I’m pregnant!” “When were you going to tell me that you’re pregnant?” “You’re smart and successful with an adorable belly.” “$50 bucks says it’s a girl/boy.” “Pregnancy suits you…” “Hello little one. We can’t wait to meet you…” “I’ll just be in the bathroom throwing my fucking guts up because our unborn kid wants to be a dick!” “There’s someone I’d like you to meet…” “Shh… He/she’s sleeping..” “I have a special surprise for you. Close your eyes and follow me.” “No, no, no, no, no, we aren’t ready… We aren’t ready for kids yet!” “Oh, gosh, I felt it! I felt a kick!”
FLUFF
“Your hair is so soft…” “You’re so cute when you pout like that!” “Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.” “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.” “What, does that feel good?” “HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?” “Are you wearing my shirt?” “You are ridiculously comfortable…” “I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…” “You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…” “You’re beautiful, you know that?” “We should get a puppy!”
STARGAZING
“Aren’t they beautiful?” “These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.” “Shooting star, make a wish.” “It’s actually a comet, but I’ll still make one.” “Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.” “Never thought something so beautiful could exist in nature…” “Wouldn’t it be cool to name a star after yourself?” “Y'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.” “This is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?” “Is that a– Wait, no, just an airplane.” “I wouldn’t mind falling asleep out here.
FLIRTY/SUGGESTIVE/SEXUAL
“Did you just… finish?” “They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.” “I’m not actually feeling anything.” “Are you getting any closer?” “Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!” “Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.” “Shit sorry, am I going too fast?” “Wow, you’re hot.” “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” “Hey, I’m open minded.” “Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.” “I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.” “I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?” “I see someone’s happy to see me.” “I saw that. You just checked me out.” “You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.” “Take off your clothes.” “Tell all those other guys/girls you don’t need them ‘cause you got me.” “Don’t give me that face, it’s so cute I might not be able to hold back.” “Boobs are really just squishy pillows.” “If you don’t get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.” “Blasphemy! Sex solves everything.” “I platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.”
TEXTS
[text]: What do you want now? [text]: Do you want to bet on that? [text]: Guess who just got back in town. [text]: So I might be in a hospital right now… [text]: We can’t keep doing this anymore! [text]: Come on, come to the party! [text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive. [text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up. [text]: I call bullshit. [text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn’t you? [text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so don’t say I never did anything for our friendship. [text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness. [text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall. [text] Who says no to sex and donuts?! [text] I know what you did last summer…
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Hearing the growl vibrate through the air she could locate where the sound came from. It was a foreign sound to her, although it sounded like a very big cat, but she wasn’t scared, she had her magic after all. Keeping her guard up, listening closely for sounds of footsteps she stayed put. She could smell something besides cat on the other, something more human. “I’m not particularly font of the taste of cats, but I will try if you take another step without telling me who you are.”
The Queen stalked silently towards her prey, she wanted to get a closer look at the other’s glassy eyes. For Scar this was all a game, a little cat and mouse if you could call it that, a game her majesty would play often. “You have that all wrong. If anybody is ending up as dinner, I assure you it will be you. My bite is far worse than my growl.”
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Someone was touching her house. She went outside, her nose in the air, trying to smell the culprit. “Who goes there?” She shouted into the air. It smelled like an animal, but not one she was familiar with at all.
Curiosity killed the cat, needed to be Scar’s new daily reminder but here she was anyway face to face with the strange white haired woman. It only took her a moment to observe the woman’s icy eyes and that she lead with her nose deducing she was blind. A smirk washed over her lips before a throaty lion’s growl burst from her throat, curious even more about what she would do next that her attention drew completely from her house.
"Cast off the shackles of yesterday."
“Is that really the best you’ve got?” The former queen chuckled towards the other woman. “You’re starting to sound more and more like a Charming.” She then teased.
For every 🌱 I get, I’ll post an open starter...
using a line of dialogue generated by this website
Mary Poppins Lyric Meme
"In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun."
"Every task you undertake becomes a piece of cake."
"Its very clear to see that a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down."
"Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down in a most delightful way."
"He knows a song will move the job alon."
"Hence, they find their task is not a grind."
"I does what I like and likes what I do."
"I draws what I likes and I likes what I drew."
"No remuneration do I ask of you."
"Me cap would be glad for a copper or two."
"A sweep is as lucky as lucky can be."
"Good luck will rub off when I shakes hands with you. Or blow me a kiss and that's lucky too."
"In this whole wide world there's no happier bloke."
"I choose me bristles with pride, yes I do."
"Tween pavement and stars is the chimney-sweeps world."
"There's hardly no day and hardly no night. There's things half in shadow and halfway in light."
"Chim chimney chim chim cheree!"
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!"
"If you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious."
"The biggest word you ever heard and this is how it goes."
"He travelled all around the world and everywhere he went, he'd use his word and all would say there goes a clever gent."
"I'd say me special word and then they'd ask me out to tea."
"When the cat has got your tongue, there's no need for dismay."
"Just summon up this word and then you've got a lot to say."
"I love to laugh loud and long and clear."
"The more I laugh, the more I fill with glee."
"Some people laugh through their noses."
"When things strike me as funny, I can't hide it inside."
"Come feed the little birds, show them you care."
"Feed the birds, tuppence a bag."
"Though her words are simple and few, listen, she's calling to you."
"We're clearly soldiers in petticoats and dauntless crusaders for women's votes!"
"Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they're rather stupid."
"Cast off the shackles of yesterday."
"Our daughter's daughters will adore us."
"Well done, sister suffragette."
"Political equality and equal rights with men!"
"No more the meek and mild subserviant we."
"We're fighting for our rights militantly."
"I feel a surge of deep satisfaction, much as a king astride his noble steed."
"How pleasant is the life I lead!"
"I'm the lord of my castle."
"I treat my subjects, servants, children, wife with a firm but gentle hand."
"Ah, lordly is the life I lead."
"The future empires lies within her hands."
"A British bank is run with precision, a British home requires nothing less."
"If you want this choice position, have a cheery disposition."
"We will never give you cause to hate us."
"Step in time!"
"Never need a reason, never need a rhyme."
"Kick your knees up!"
"Oh, let's go fly a kite."
"You can dance on the breeze over houses and trees."
"Ain't it a glorious day?"
"Oh its a jolly holiday!"
"Happiness is blowin' all around her."
"Your heart starts beating like a big, brass band."
"Gentlemen like you are few."
"Though you're just a diamond in the rough, underneath your blood is blue."
"Forbearance is the hallmark of your creed."
"Your sweet gentility is crystal clear."
"Stay awake, don't rest your head."
"Stay awake, don't close your eyes."
"You're not sleepy as you seem."
I know I’m not on here much but I’m going to really try and put in effort to at least post something every couple of days. I miss writing and I miss the people I interact with. So please like this post if you’re interested in plotting with me, whether we have before or not I just want to know if I should bother to stick around.
We went from B E S T friends to acquaintances to C O M P L E T E S T R A N G E R S. And you said I was important to you...
You'll probably be even cuter if you blush, if it's possible for you to be even more cute
Oh stop it you. Flattery will get you everywhere.I bet you're a cutie too.
I just tell it like I see it sweetie ;)
Oh stop. You'll make me blush. Bless your cotton socks dear.