The Science Fiction Guy

Hi, my name is Jason and I'm just a normal guy who loves all sorts of fandoms. Not single, I'm taken by the most wonderful woman in the world, who's Tumblr happens to be Lizzypantsss. 23. Demisexual. Loves to talk to people, long walks on the beach, video games, anime, and all sorts of random stuff! Feel free to say hi, I love talking to new people!! ^_^

[jemandthediazepams-deactivated2]

[artaline]

human: *is heating up food*

alien: why are you doing that?

human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency

[alivesmilinggirl]

Human: *is eating ice cream*

alien: wait you forgot to make that one vibrate!

human: well, you see, not with this food

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

This one is already vibrating at he desired frequency, but if it starts to vibrate at a higher frequency I lock it back in the cold box.

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

Human: *just reheated pizza in the oven*

Other human: *is eating a slice of the same pizza, but cold*

Alien: *exasperated sputtering*

[ritavonbees]

Human: shots! shots! shots!

Alien: this liquid has negligible nutritional value and, furthermore, contains some molecules that I believe are poisonous to your species.

Human: …look, sometimes we just like to gather in social groups and disorient ourselves

[sixpenceee]

The women of NASA

[hundredsunny]

that’s it that’s the whole entire anime 

[rainekeiko]

#healthy

[shaggyshwag-deactivated20240522]

Wholesome

[luffythekingofpirates]

nakama ♡

[1041uuu]

[a-tla]

[phycodurus]

talking to trump supporters

[gulabis-deactivated20170902]

“no homo” I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of genotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

[arkhane]

disney parade by ~joel27

[denimcatfish]

Mulan… those are not Alice’s hips.

[thesylverlining]

Woaahhh, Jasmine and Esmeralda are gettin it. i don’t think this is pg anymore kids

and mulan is just touching the boobs and staring at boobs

this is great

[the-cacti-guy]

[friskyflamingo-deactivated20220]

TOO FAR DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE

[jinkies-binx]

by far one of the best ouran high english dub bloopers

[academicssay]

Meanwhile on Twitter | https://twitter.com/mckellogs/status/811339472205910016

[asearchforg-d]

I would encourage this.

[patrickdiomedes]

that’s fucking briliant

[stevenscrivello]

[somanycishets]

Today’s cishet character of the day is:

Tracer from Overwatch.

[candyredterezii]

[skywarddong]

The blog is dead

[ginsbergsallens-deactivated2017]

doctor: you only have 12 minutes left to live

me:

[socwhore]

What's your biggest turn on?

Reassurance…I like knowing I’m wanted

[awesome-picz]

Strange Animal Hybrids Bred In Photoshop.

[copperbadge]

I feel like I’m going to have a lot of uses for these.