no one fights like jim kirk
from great heights like jim kirk
no one’s style of weird combat delights like jim kirk’s
for there’s no one as defiant of gravity
he’s perfect. a pure paragon
Jim Kirk is unaware of the invention of “punching”.
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no one fights like jim kirk
from great heights like jim kirk
no one’s style of weird combat delights like jim kirk’s
for there’s no one as defiant of gravity
he’s perfect. a pure paragon
Jim Kirk is unaware of the invention of “punching”.
Sometimes I feel like nothing is good enough for tumblr. Disney portrays a strong female character. It’s not good enough because she’s white. Google does something for Elimination of Violence Against Women day. It’s not good enough because it’s not smacked in your face. You have to cherish the little victories, folks. The cup isn’t always half empty.
FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT
FINALLY
THANK THE LORD
This taxidermy was found inside a late 19th-century French mansion which has been sealed up for more than 100 years. Via National Geographic.
Good to know people were just as fucking weird before the internet.
Gotta raise up that Gay-Point-Average
game of thrones will really surprise people next season when in the ninth episode they kill off actual viewers
I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson. Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.
SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.
This is never not funny
There is someone out there for everybody.
It just might be a goose.
this comic is a depiction of my entire academic career
The Collinewood Manor
How beautiful was the house in Dark Shadows? While the film was OK, I couldn’t stop watching it because I had fallen in love with the house. When I have my own house, I want to it to look just like that.
► a female character in a movie - lady sif
#remember how this movie took female stereotypes and crushed them into a million pieces
casual reminder that Elle Woods scored a 179 on the LSAT, which is one point shy of a perfect score.
Casual reminder that Whatshisface here had family connections and was a legacy and shit, whereas Elle Woods came out of nowhere.
casual reminder that Elle Woods actually had an amazing background in real life issues that people dismissed as unimportant but managed to not only learn the law, but learned how to apply the law.
Casual reminder that Elle Woods used her lawyer skills to save a woman from an abusive relationship and also save another woman from trumped up murder charges and basically what I’m saying is you go, girl, go get ‘em Elle Woods, thank you for this movie.
what’s fantastic about this movie is that it’s not that fucked up brand of feminism where the girls who arent like other girls and sip tea and read hemingway look down on the blonde party sluts. the message of the movie is like, you can be blonde and attractive AND enjoy stuff like shopping and partying and you can still be smart and kick ass!!!
#and it focused on female friendships!!! her best friends were never less than her!! and older female best friends!! and didn’t pit her against vivian but had them grow into close friends!!#THE MOST IMPORTANT FEMINIST MEDIA OF OUR TIME
SNUGGLES GET YOUR HEAD IN THE FUCKING GAME
Working at the check out
*Some old dude packing up his shopping*
Me: Have a nice evening
Guy: Don't say that
Me: Sorry?
Guy: Have a nice evening. What does that even mean? If I've just had a divorce am I going to have a nice evening? If my mother just died am I going to have a nice evening? Just say good evening. It's formal and to the point.
Me:...
Me: good evening then.
*Later is a group of 21 year olds, all buying alcohol*
Me: [getting flustered as the line at my checkout is super long] can I see ID?
First dude: of course! Pass them down boys we can make this easier for her. Calm down, you're doing great.
Do people genuinely still think young people are the worst customers?