These Violent Delights/Our Violent Ends - Incorrect Quotes

Ms. Chloe Gong has destroyed me, and I need a way to cope, so here we are

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Marshall: I turned out perfectly fine!

Benedikt: Mars, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Marshall: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

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Roma, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Benedikt: But – that’s just a trash can.

Roma: It sure is!

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Marshall: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Benedikt: Okay.

Marshall: And make out during the scary parts.

Benedikt: Th-

Benedikt: The scary parts.

Benedikt: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

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Marshall, pointing: May I sit there?

Benedikt: That's my lap

Marshall: That doesn't answer my question, Ben.

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Benedikt: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Marshall: Okay, but in my defense, Juliette bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Benedikt: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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Benedikt: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?

Marshall: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.

Roma: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.

Marshall: Good thinking.

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Juliette: Is something burning?

Roma: Just my love for you.

Juliette: Roma, the toaster is on fire.

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Marshall: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Juliette: You mean literally or figuratively?

Marshall: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

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Marshall: Ben, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Benedikt: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later

Marshall: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Roma.

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Roma: *Gets down on one knee*

Juliette: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.

Roma: *Falls over*

Juliette: The poison is kicking in.

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Marshall: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Benedikt: I wake up at 4 30 AM

Marshall:

Marshall: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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Marshall: I told Roma his ears flush when he lies.

Juliette: Why?

Marshall: Look.

Marshall: Hey Roma! Do you love us?

Roma, covering his ears: No.

Juliette:

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Marshall: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Juliette: Only if you also don't ask why

Juliette: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Marshall:

Juliette:

Marshall: This one is fine

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Juliette: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Roma: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Juliette: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

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Benedikt: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday

Juliette: Wednesay

Benedikt: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

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Benedikt: Why are your tongues purple?

Juliette: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Roma: I had a red one.

Benedikt: oh

Benedikt:

Benedikt: OH

Marshall:

Marshall: You drank each other's slushies?

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Marshall: What’s up guys? I’m back.

Benedikt: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Marshall: Death is a social construct.