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Fun Bard Idea: A tiefling fiddler who steals souls on the behalf of a fiendish patron by betting she can play her golden fiddle better than any minstrel living. The instrument doubles as a shortbow, firing volleys of hissing arrows at those she defeats.
Fun Character Ideas
damn this is perfect, it’s what would happen if Johnny didn’t win that match against the devil
So... this is basically exactly what I’m planning on playing in my next campaign!
Great minds :)
NEW CHALLENGE (The Sims 4 Not So Ordinary Challenge)
Hi guys! In celebration of me reaching over 100 followers me and my good @simmelodies came up with a challenge for y'all! Thank you all so much and I can’t wait to see what you do with this challenge!
Do you like Drama but you don’t want to be involved? Or fun new sims experiences and storylines?
This is the challenge for you! This is a super cool challenge that i think you’ll love so read through these rules and i hope you decide to try it! Also make sure to reblog this to spread the word THIS WAS HARD WORK! btw the generations are made not to be gender based so a girl could play the Zeus gen but for baby/storyline purposes it may be easier to have a female sim! Now in the challenge you can marry any gender you please but I recommend for story purposes that you have a husband in the FIRST generation! And, anything in BOLD YOU NEED TO READ CLOSELY. Also you can name your sims whatever you want I personally am doing spin-offs off of the OG names!
Challenge Rules:
Each sim must rep their color scheme aka if they have a purple color scheme all of their outfits and appearance must have some form of purple, you do NOT have to have rainbow colored skin tones!
Make sure to follow all of the rules for each generation, or else it’s not fun!
If you do decide to play this challenge on your simblr make sure to tag it with #notsoordinary
You have to achieve every generations aspiration and career path.
The Not So Ordinary Challenge: Work your way up to becoming an all powerful “god” in this loosely based Greek mythology Sims 4 Challenge!
Gen 1: Hera Generation (Purple Color Scheme)
you know your husband is up to something but you just don’t know what! and whatever is happening you need to get to the bottom of it.
Rules:
Find a husband
Your husband needs to have a child with his mistress
Make him cheat on you
Kill his mistress!!
Have one kid with your husband, then your make sure to make your husband’s mistress pregnant and you have to take care of the mistress’s baby once you kill the mistress. Carry on the legacy with the MISTRESS’S/ZEUS’S CHILD
be level 10 in the mischief skill
Reach the top of the secret agent career (you must be pretty good at sneaking around if you managed to catch your husband)
Traits: Jealous,Squeamish, Evil
Aspiration: Criminal
Gen 2: Aphrodite Gen (Pink Color Scheme)
For some reason your mother always hated you! I mean probably you were the product of your father’s mistress, BUT ITS FINE THATS IN THE PAST! You always craved love but never had it especially because your sibling always got all of it. But you always knew how to make the best out of that situation, especially ever since you met (significant other)! But for some reason the world just doesn’t want you two to be together especially since your mother doesn’t want to see you happy…
Rules:
marry your significant other
fight your mom
fight your evil sibling
Unlock every cupcake recipe in the Cupcake Machine
have a full romance and full friend bar with your significant other
Reach level 10 of the charisma skill
Have as many children as you please but only one can be the heir to the next generation!
Traits: Cheerful, Vegetarian, Clumsy
Aspiration: Soulmate
Gen 3: Athena Gen (yellow color scheme)
You’ve always had a thing for gaining wisdom and knowledge and want to know everything about anything!
Rules:
Complete the logic skill
Complete the scientist career
Complete the Science metal/crystal board
Have as many children as you please but only one can be the heir to the next generation!
Traits: Insane, Geek, Genius
Aspiration: YOU CHOOSE!
Gen 4: Hestia Generation (Baby Blue Color Scheme)
You love family and you always craved it since your mother was barely home after chasing her dreams of becoming a scientist so you were always close to your grandma who encouraged your current dream of becoming a master chef!
Rules:
Complete the cooking skill
Complete your aspiration
Complete the cooking career
Have lots of family outings and make sure to stay in touch with all family members!
Have at least 1 pet
Have as many children as you please but only one can be the heir to the next generation!
Traits: Foodie, Family Oriented, Ambitious
Aspiration: Master Chef
Gen 5: Persephone Gen (Peach Color Scheme)
You love your family, you love everyone! But you can’t love two people at the same time. You love your boyfriend/girlfriend but you also secretly love your best friend and your best friend loves you back! And oh what was that? YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND PROPOSED and is trying to ‘take you away’ from your best friend? Girl you better get that whole situation under control REAL quick!
Rules:
Pick if you want to be with your best friend or your boyfriend/girlfriend
MAX OUT THE SOCIAL MEDIA CAREER
Master the comedy skill
Reach 1,000,000 social media followers
Marry your choice of significant other
Have as many children as you please but only one can be the heir to the next generation!
Traits: Good, Romantic, Clumsy
Aspiration: Friend of the World
Gen 6: Artemis Gen (Pastel Green Color Scheme)
You are a fan of the environment and nature and want to make money off of your garden, have a five star vet clinic, and have a bunch of animals!
Rules:
Have a five star clinic
Have at least 3 animals
MASTER THE GARDENING SKILL
Have 5 COWPLANTS
Have as many children as you please but only one can be the heir to the next generation!
Traits: Loves the Outdoors, Vegetarian, Dog Lover
Aspiration: Friend of the Animals
Gen 7: Urania Gen (Navy Blue Color Scheme)
You love all things astronomy! So therefore you want to be a famous astronaut and visit Sixam, and maybe… just maybe… have an alien baby…
Rules:
Visit Planet Sixam
Explore all of the secret neighborhoods
Build a finished rocket and go to space
Have at least one alien baby
Have as many children as you please but only one can be the heir to the next generation!
MASTER THE HANDINESS SKILL
COMPLETE THE ASTRONAUT JOB
Gen 8: Cupid Generation (Red & Pink Color Scheme)
You’re supposed to be all into love and all things cute but what happens when you are the complete opposite? You really want to find your soulmate but it seems like the odds are just not in your favor! Unflirty and noncommittal? Who is this sim, and where is Cupid?
Rules:
Leave the first sim you want to marry at the altar
Marry the sim you love after the first rule!
Max out the writing skill!
Write telenovela romance books
Have as many children as you please but only one can be the heir to the next generation!
Traits: Unflirty, Noncommittal, Outgoing
Aspiration: Best Selling Author
Gen 9: Asteria Generation (Orange Color Scheme)
I guess if the head of Olympus AKA Zeus wants to “spend time with you” your meant to feel flattered, YOU DON’T! You leave Olympus now in a safe haven you vow to help other runaways and find a new partner who will help you in your endeavours!
Rules:
You must adopt at least one child and you can have as many children as you like
Your spouse must also be your best friend
Must be in the doctor career to help as many people as possible
Have as many children as you please but only one can be the heir to the next generation!
Master the painting skill!
Traits: Cheerful, Family Orientated, Unflirty
Aspiration: Big Happy Family
Gen 10: Zeus Generation (Mint Color Scheme)
You the leader of the gods and apparently you have a spouse now! But your in charge, no one’s about to tell you what to do! Your partner is just a bit too clingy for you and you do whatever it takes to forget about your partner even if that means replacing them with just about any random you can find…
Rules:
Fight all of your Enemies
Master the Politician Career
Have LOTS of children from different people and one from your spouse!
Master the Charisma Skill
Complete the Elements Collection
Cheat on your partner at least five times!
Aspiration: Serial Romantic
Traits: Ambitious, Snob, Perfectionist
You are in for the long haul with this challenge, we hope you enjoy it!
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Gratz on the new sleeping quarters! And the human child.
It me!
HAPPY MAY
I thought this dog had hives... Which is reasonable because it has a face that says "hey, hornets, wanna play?"
From a 9th century Irish manuscript, the phrase ‘massive hangover’ (Latheirt) written in the ancient Irish text Ogham. The monk must have been having a very rough day…..
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My God, what a tattoo that would make.
Oh boy.
this worked a lot better than “spiders is bacon”