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I list the reasons why cars are stupid, and Chyna develops her own solutions involving birds and turtles. It makes sense. You will be a believer.

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Driftless Pony Club is returning to Chicago this Saturday! 

We're opening for The Darling Range's record release show at Gman Tavern. 

TICKETS HERE: https://gmantavern.com/event/the-darling-range-record-release-show-driftless-pony-club/

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Hey, I made a bunch of fast food at home to see how much cheaper and better it is.

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Hey, all you internet sleuths, here's my advice for doing good research.

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Hey! One of the bands I'm in, Violet Palms, is playing in Madison, WI at Gamma Ray Bar on Thursday! It's early! 5:30! You don't even have to stay up late!

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Today Things

it's a show

BTW, I started a new thing. I like it very much. Who knows if I'll keep doing it, but here's 2 episodes in 2 days.

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Now Meta Owns a Ridiculous Thing

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My latest newsletter post.

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Madison, WI ✊

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New Wheezy merch just dropped... from the cosmos!

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The Thing Everyone Seems to Want: Freedom From Feeds

Tuesbetter Newsletter #127

Here, allow me to post a link in your feed to my latest newsletter post about why our feeds suck. (Maybe Tumblr's not so bad.)

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My movie is FREE right now on Tubi! Go here!

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I made a movie! It releases Wisconsin wide (and Gurnee, IL) starting October 17th at Marcus Theatres! https://www.nopackersnolife.com

It's called No Packers, No Life and it's about Japanese Green Bay Packer fans. Here's a trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WfjxkxwA64

SPECIAL SCREENINGS (You can get tickets NOW!) Oct. 15th VIP Premiere in Waukesha. https://www.eventbrite.com/e/no-packers-no-life-vip-world-premiere-event-tickets-1665194695159 Oct. 16th Q&A in Mequon https://www.marcustheatres.com/movies/no-packers-no-life-with-qa Oct. 17th Q&A in Green Bay https://www.marcustheatres.com/movies/no-packers-no-life-with-qa?Date=10-17-2025&State=&Sort=0 Oct. 18th in Madison! https://www.marcustheatres.com/movies/no-packers-no-life-with-qa?Date=10-18-2025&State=&Sort=0

Scroll down on the Q&A links to the special screening.

Thanks to Cannonball Productions for making this happen! https://www.cannonballproduction.com Check out their movie Just a Bit Outside https://justabitoutsidethemovie.com

ASSISTANT EDITOR Steven Markley https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxvmG9iBcVIJKRSZ9q9QpsA

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Okay, getting close to No Packers, No Life premiere and opening day! Some things of note.

VIP Premiere tickets October 15th are still available here https://www.eventbrite.com/e/no-packers-no-life-vip-world-premiere-event-tickets-1665194695159

-I'll be there! -Some Japanese Packer fans will be there! -My parents will be there! -SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS Antonio Freeman & George Koonce will be there! -Portion of proceeds will benefit the Boys & Girls Club of Greater Milwaukee. -Nestle's buncha crunch will be there! (that's just my go to movie snack)

Movie goes to Marcus Theatres across Wisconsin (and Gurnee, IL) starting October 17th! Tickets available now here: https://www.marcustheatres.com/movies/no-packers-no-life

Go Pack Go! Go Movie Go!

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Dear Tumblr

Super Bowl Champion George Koonce will be at the premiere of No Packers, No Life! Maybe I'll get to tell an actual Packer about how I caught a football on my high school team one time! OCTOBER 15! TICKETS! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/no-packers-no-life-world-premiere-vip-event-tickets-1665194695159 Sincerely, Craig Bay Benzine

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I made this! Showing in Marcus Theaters across Wisconsin starting October 17th! VIP Premiere on October 15th and you can get tickets now. https://www.nopackersnolife.com

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I'm a good son.